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Please CCP PLease

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Irya Boone
The Scope
#1 - 2014-10-28 10:32:48 UTC
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee give us a Phoebe trailer , a good one like 2min or 4 Minlong Please , this expansian deserve a Big M....Fuc... Trailer

Please please

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB

sereneabt
#2 - 2014-10-28 10:48:41 UTC  |  Edited by: sereneabt
Start Phoebe Trailer

A massive armada of Capital ships are preparing to jump

"All ships JUMP!"

Next scene

Onboard a random Capital Ship

"Damn, I am tired. I am going to bed"

End Phoebe Trailer

Love me... Hate me...

...as long as you pay me

Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#3 - 2014-10-28 10:59:06 UTC
Just watch a video of Niagara Falls, pretend the water is nullsec tears...

...

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#4 - 2014-10-28 11:07:49 UTC
Oh yes, please! And in the tradition of latest trailers, don't need to include any actual ingame footage!
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#5 - 2014-10-28 12:54:11 UTC
sereneabt wrote:
Start Phoebe Trailer

A massive armada of Capital ships are preparing to jump

"All ships JUMP!"

Next scene

Onboard a random Capital Ship

"Damn, I am tired. I am going to bed"

End Phoebe Trailer


You forgot to put a French guy in a Phoenix so he could fire ze missiles before having a nap.
stoicfaux
#6 - 2014-10-28 13:20:22 UTC
An entire trailer set in a conference room full of alliance logistics experts hashing out a plan to adapt to the universe's sudden and unexpected shift in jump travel physics.

/who's_expensing_the_pizza?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2014-10-28 15:55:28 UTC
I demand Mr G be replaced with Mr N.

CCP NakedMan deserves screen time too!

He fought the system for the right to not wear clothing.

He fought the volcano to save our servers.

He fought the urge to get dressed on that first fateful day.

Give this hero of our hearts the recognition he deserves! Give him his own trailer!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
#8 - 2014-10-28 16:04:34 UTC
we need a philosophical trailer like No Other Destiny or Empyrean Age that starts with a speech and at the half way mark turns into drum'n'bass and pewpew.

Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci

CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase - Frostys Virpio

WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
#9 - 2014-10-28 16:06:29 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
An entire trailer set in a conference room full of alliance logistics experts hashing out a plan to adapt to the universe's sudden and unexpected shift in jump travel physics.

/who's_expensing_the_pizza?


jump fatigue would sure make pizza and quafe deliveries difficult.

Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci

CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase - Frostys Virpio

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2014-10-28 16:22:07 UTC
WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
An entire trailer set in a conference room full of alliance logistics experts hashing out a plan to adapt to the universe's sudden and unexpected shift in jump travel physics.

/who's_expensing_the_pizza?


jump fatigue would sure make pizza and quafe deliveries difficult.


Pizza Delivery Interceptor. Don't forget to tip your pilot.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#11 - 2014-10-28 17:20:33 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
An entire trailer set in a conference room full of alliance logistics experts hashing out a plan to adapt to the universe's sudden and unexpected shift in jump travel physics.

/who's_expensing_the_pizza?




I'm picturing a roomful of nerds tapping furiously on calculators cross-cutting with actual fleet fight footage and FCs screaming "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GET HERE?"

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2014-10-28 18:01:30 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
I'm picturing a roomful of nerds tapping furiously on calculators cross-cutting with actual fleet fight footage and FCs screaming "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GET HERE?"


When skimming posts quickly "t" looks an awful lot like "f".. and I laughed WAY harder than I should have.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-10-28 18:07:23 UTC
CCP contracted movie making out to United Artists.
No, really.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

stoicfaux
#14 - 2014-10-28 19:51:53 UTC
Pok Nibin wrote:
CCP contracted movie making out to United Artists.
No, really.

Michael Bay would bring the giant torpedo explosions back.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

stoicfaux
#15 - 2014-10-28 19:54:54 UTC
WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
An entire trailer set in a conference room full of alliance logistics experts hashing out a plan to adapt to the universe's sudden and unexpected shift in jump travel physics.

/who's_expensing_the_pizza?


jump fatigue would sure make pizza and quafe deliveries difficult.

What the **** is it going to take to get null sec to develop local industry!?!?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#16 - 2014-10-28 20:22:56 UTC
Irya Boone wrote:
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee give us a Phoebe trailer


They did a few weeks ago, right after the first power projection changes were divulged.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Irya Boone
The Scope
#17 - 2014-10-30 22:20:53 UTC
lol

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#18 - 2014-10-30 22:37:28 UTC
Re-posting:

A bunch of capsuleers are sitting in a bar mulling over their drinks looking really depressed. One looks up and asks the other:"How long?" - "Three years." the other responds, making a pained grimace. The one asking nods sympathetically and takes a deep sip from his drink. "Three years." he repeats, more to himself, taking another sip.

Coming soon: Jump Fatigue!
J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-10-30 23:22:08 UTC
WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
An entire trailer set in a conference room full of alliance logistics experts hashing out a plan to adapt to the universe's sudden and unexpected shift in jump travel physics.

/who's_expensing_the_pizza?


jump fatigue would sure make pizza and quafe deliveries difficult.


And when they arrive:

The pizza's are cold

The Quafe is warm.


But at least, it took more then 30 minutes, so it's free.

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Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2014-10-30 23:23:51 UTC
I just wanna watch the cinematic of trying to squeeze a Titan through a gate.
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