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Bring us the head of Veers Belvar

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#601 - 2014-11-21 04:18:35 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I live but to serve


Yeah. Someone, after all, has to cook the french fries.


We use Waffes for that...our own slave labor force.


You use waffles for your french fries?

That sounds horrible.


I get Goonwaffes to make em for me.
CODE Agent AC
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#602 - 2014-11-21 08:27:48 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I live but to serve


Yeah. Someone, after all, has to cook the french fries.


We use Waffes for that...our own slave labor force.


You use waffles for your french fries?

That sounds horrible.


I get Goonwaffes to make em for me.


It still sounds horrible. I mean the only good thing to add to waffles is clearly chicken. Oh wait, I see... you, chicken, waffles, Roscos. I get it.

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

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Beers Veldspar
Doomheim
#603 - 2014-11-21 10:38:31 UTC
Omniscient Oracle of New Eden, Incursion Hero, PVE content creator, Lord of Red Crosses, leader of the Anti-Real-Life-Harassers community, General of the Belvarian army, protector of the American way, highly graduated Ivy League space-lawyer, the next-level of human evolution, the epitome of modesty - Veers Belvar wrote:


I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.



Guide us towards the light !

With my devotion,

Beers

Omniscient Oracle of New Eden, Incursion Hero, 6 months GCC timer advocate, Leader of bumping is bullying community, Ivy League space-lawyer, future permanent CSM member, the next level of human evolution, the epitome of modesty - Veers Belvar™
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#604 - 2014-11-21 12:34:12 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.


Veers Belvar wrote:
Note to CCP rule enforcers - the previous comment was made in jest, and was not meant to suggest that I am actually an alt of Lucas Kell, a scurrilous charge that I vehemently deny.


Ah, such bravery.


Stalwart and valourous as always.

Here, on saint Crispin's day!!!

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#605 - 2014-11-21 12:34:20 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:

A single brave elite PvE player stood up to the villains...and he prevailed.

there it is again, can you define "standing up" veers?


Not hiding behind forum alts....not being afraid of the threats and repercussions. Not worrying that any highsec corp I join would get insta wardecced. Not worrying about drawing attention to myself and getting suicide ganked, etc....Not even worried about generation a multibillion isk bounty on my head in this thread.

I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.


Well I will give credit where its due. At least he isn't in an NPC corp. But not too much credit, as I have no idea if he actually undocks on this toon regularly. The absense of Lucas Kell comments still makes me wonder....



Lucas Kell is a member of SMA, the alliance that wears the special red helmet because well HIPAA prevents me from elaborating further.

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#606 - 2014-11-21 12:34:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
1 fedo for the first to kill him today ! And you all know I don't let my Fedo's leave home that easy. Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#607 - 2014-11-21 12:37:41 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Considering I am his employer/customer I get to evaluate him not you. You evaluating him is like a prisoner evaluating the warden.

My evaluation of him is 10/10.


How do you rate him 10/10 when he failed to achieve his sole objective? It's like the company where the CEO, who makes $3,000 an hour, tells the Exec VP, who makes $1,000 an hour, who then tells the junior VP, who makes $300 and hour, who then tells the analyst, who makes $80 an hour, who then tells the secretary, who makes $20 an hour, who then tells the guy in India, who makes $3 an hour, to put a presentation together. The hopelessly unqualified guy in India fails miserably, but the Company declares it a success and gives raises to everyone!

Welcome to Goons.


He is making fine progress towards the objective I set, remember I'm the employer and customer here not you. Anything you say is literally worthless in this regard. Hope that capitalistic educational enhancement helps.

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#608 - 2014-11-21 17:13:14 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Considering I am his employer/customer I get to evaluate him not you. You evaluating him is like a prisoner evaluating the warden.

My evaluation of him is 10/10.


How do you rate him 10/10 when he failed to achieve his sole objective? It's like the company where the CEO, who makes $3,000 an hour, tells the Exec VP, who makes $1,000 an hour, who then tells the junior VP, who makes $300 and hour, who then tells the analyst, who makes $80 an hour, who then tells the secretary, who makes $20 an hour, who then tells the guy in India, who makes $3 an hour, to put a presentation together. The hopelessly unqualified guy in India fails miserably, but the Company declares it a success and gives raises to everyone!

Welcome to Goons.


He is making fine progress towards the objective I set, remember I'm the employer and customer here not you. Anything you say is literally worthless in this regard. Hope that capitalistic educational enhancement helps.


Please tell us what progress has been made. He hasn't even updated the front page with the total bounty!
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#609 - 2014-11-21 17:41:04 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Considering I am his employer/customer I get to evaluate him not you. You evaluating him is like a prisoner evaluating the warden.

My evaluation of him is 10/10.


How do you rate him 10/10 when he failed to achieve his sole objective? It's like the company where the CEO, who makes $3,000 an hour, tells the Exec VP, who makes $1,000 an hour, who then tells the junior VP, who makes $300 and hour, who then tells the analyst, who makes $80 an hour, who then tells the secretary, who makes $20 an hour, who then tells the guy in India, who makes $3 an hour, to put a presentation together. The hopelessly unqualified guy in India fails miserably, but the Company declares it a success and gives raises to everyone!

Welcome to Goons.


He is making fine progress towards the objective I set, remember I'm the employer and customer here not you. Anything you say is literally worthless in this regard. Hope that capitalistic educational enhancement helps.


Please tell us what progress has been made. He hasn't even updated the front page with the total bounty!


That's a different person, you might need to apprentice with gevlon if you want to get good at moving goalposts.

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#610 - 2014-11-21 17:47:12 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Considering I am his employer/customer I get to evaluate him not you. You evaluating him is like a prisoner evaluating the warden.

My evaluation of him is 10/10.


How do you rate him 10/10 when he failed to achieve his sole objective? It's like the company where the CEO, who makes $3,000 an hour, tells the Exec VP, who makes $1,000 an hour, who then tells the junior VP, who makes $300 and hour, who then tells the analyst, who makes $80 an hour, who then tells the secretary, who makes $20 an hour, who then tells the guy in India, who makes $3 an hour, to put a presentation together. The hopelessly unqualified guy in India fails miserably, but the Company declares it a success and gives raises to everyone!

Welcome to Goons.


He is making fine progress towards the objective I set, remember I'm the employer and customer here not you. Anything you say is literally worthless in this regard. Hope that capitalistic educational enhancement helps.


Please tell us what progress has been made. He hasn't even updated the front page with the total bounty!


That's a different person, you might need to apprentice with gevlon if you want to get good at moving goalposts.


It's hard to keep track of all the jokers I deal with. I usually assume they are all just goonie alts.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#611 - 2014-11-21 18:01:56 UTC
This entire post is a joke, time to close it down.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#612 - 2014-11-21 18:04:33 UTC
Agreed, we had our fun. CCP, ISD's, feel free to lock this down anytime. We're done here.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#613 - 2014-11-21 18:05:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Veers Belvar
Tengu Grib wrote:
Agreed, we had our fun. CCP, ISD's, feel free to lock this down anytime. We're done here.


Agreed. This post was stupid to begin with...and it's time for it's timely demise, though it should have been shut down immediately.

Veers wins, CODE/Goons lose, and the griefers keep on crying.

Edit - and the lesson, folks, is to never try and put a bounty on an elite PvE player like me. It will just end in tears.
Beers Veldspar
Doomheim
#614 - 2014-11-21 19:00:55 UTC
My Heroic Leader,

Maybe its the right time for The Council of Stellar Management ?

There are lessons that need to be taught

With my entire devotion,

Beers

Omniscient Oracle of New Eden, Incursion Hero, 6 months GCC timer advocate, Leader of bumping is bullying community, Ivy League space-lawyer, future permanent CSM member, the next level of human evolution, the epitome of modesty - Veers Belvar™
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#615 - 2014-11-21 21:30:46 UTC
Glorious kkkapitalism has defeated veers belvar the thread is over.

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#616 - 2014-11-23 00:25:25 UTC
ISD's can you lock? The degree of stupid from the professional griefers here is unbearable.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#617 - 2014-11-23 02:38:55 UTC
Now folks watch as veers belvar rages about being defeated by glorious kkkapitalism.

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Steppa Musana
Doomheim
#618 - 2014-11-23 02:43:34 UTC
The amount of tears flowing from all angles, this thread is a testament to everything great and also everything terrible about C&P.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#619 - 2014-11-23 02:52:47 UTC
Steppa Musana wrote:
The amount of tears flowing from all angles, this thread is a testament to everything great and also everything terrible about C&P.


This thread is a sad testament to what happens without sufficient ISD attention...mainly the creation of a joke 35 page bounty thread, where all the cowards of Eve make empty threats and try to get others to do their dirty work. It's quick demise is to be hoped for.

ISDs?????????????

Anyone Awake??????????????????????
Lady Areola Fappington
#620 - 2014-11-23 03:08:04 UTC
I think Beers just "got it".

Yes joke's totally played out ISD close dis down so we can get moving on the next one.

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide