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Bring us the head of Veers Belvar

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#341 - 2014-10-28 23:58:10 UTC
Oh, and his name is spelled "Waaaanslo", by the way.

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La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#342 - 2014-10-29 00:03:12 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Sure but alliance policy says you must pay his fee.


You are a rich dude and this whole thing is your idea, I'm sure you can cover the bill.


I have to follow alliance policy no matter my own personal wealth. Pay the man and undock.

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CODE Agent AC
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#343 - 2014-10-29 00:06:40 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Sure but alliance policy says you must pay his fee.


You are a rich dude and this whole thing is your idea, I'm sure you can cover the bill.


I have to follow alliance policy no matter my own personal wealth. Pay the man and undock.


But that might mean he has to interact with another player and even more frightening for him... PVP!

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#344 - 2014-10-29 00:09:51 UTC
CODE Agent AC wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Sure but alliance policy says you must pay his fee.


You are a rich dude and this whole thing is your idea, I'm sure you can cover the bill.


I have to follow alliance policy no matter my own personal wealth. Pay the man and undock.


But that might mean he has to interact with another player and even more frightening for him... PVP!
In Veers' case one of those P's is for plonker.

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Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#345 - 2014-10-29 00:23:04 UTC
will anslo team up with veers?

sry im still reading the thread..
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#346 - 2014-10-29 00:27:37 UTC
Bastion Arzi wrote:
will anslo team up with veers?

What, for a Beowulf-epic of shitposting?

CCP has no sense of humour.
Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#347 - 2014-10-29 00:46:34 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
Oh wow....so a pathetic 300 million isk bounty is going to fix that, in your view? Gevlon Goblin offers 20 bil by himself when hunting you, and you can only spare 300 mil? I mean how pathetic can you get? I've had pubbies offer 1 bil for my head. The whole Goons/CFC are maxed out at 300 mil? Be a man, make it a 50 bil bounty, and someone may be bothered to care....as is it is just a sad joke and a testament to how pathetic Goons have become, a real third rate joke organization. Even James 315 never tried something this stupid.


its obviously not worth putting a huge bounty on you for reasons. like:

your not worth it

and

do u really think we're stupid?
Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#348 - 2014-10-29 00:51:31 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
I'll tell you what, if you want the bounty removed you need to post a 500 word sincere apology here and an additional 500 words of how you are going to improve your posting.


This seems reasonable
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#349 - 2014-10-29 01:06:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Veers Belvar
Bastion Arzi wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
Oh wow....so a pathetic 300 million isk bounty is going to fix that, in your view? Gevlon Goblin offers 20 bil by himself when hunting you, and you can only spare 300 mil? I mean how pathetic can you get? I've had pubbies offer 1 bil for my head. The whole Goons/CFC are maxed out at 300 mil? Be a man, make it a 50 bil bounty, and someone may be bothered to care....as is it is just a sad joke and a testament to how pathetic Goons have become, a real third rate joke organization. Even James 315 never tried something this stupid.


its obviously not worth putting a huge bounty on you for reasons. like:

your not worth it

and

do u really think we're stupid?


Sure I am, the chief recruiter of the Goonwaffe scam himself is participating. I'm a celebrity.

and

Yes, absolutely. Already stupid enough to pitch 300 mil down the toilet for this idiocy, what's another 20 bil between friends?
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#350 - 2014-10-29 01:09:25 UTC
CODE Agent AC wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:


Sure but alliance policy says you must pay his fee.


You are a rich dude and this whole thing is your idea, I'm sure you can cover the bill.


I have to follow alliance policy no matter my own personal wealth. Pay the man and undock.


But that might mean he has to interact with another player and even more frightening for him... PVP!


Confirming that I never interact with other players or engage in PvP. My zkillboard history is probably a forgery - James 315 himself should be sent to investigate.
Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#351 - 2014-10-29 01:14:58 UTC
cmon ur insulting me now
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#352 - 2014-10-29 01:18:03 UTC
Bastion Arzi wrote:
cmon ur insulting me now
:Veers:

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#353 - 2014-10-29 01:19:33 UTC
Bastion Arzi wrote:
cmon ur insulting me now


Weeeellll.....you did put a 100 mil bounty on my head....do you really think a smart person would do that?

Think of all the smart people you know in Eve, how many of them did/would do that?

And anyhow, if you want to make this work it needs to be enough to make the real bounty hunters like Pasta care, so it's gotta be 10 bil +, and the money placed in some kinda escrow. Otherwise it just looks like another lame Goonwaffe recruitment scam.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#354 - 2014-10-29 01:30:56 UTC
He's got a bit of a point though, no one in eve that can do what your asking will bat an eyelash at 100 mil, or 300 for that matter.

The time/resources involved would probably run as much. You need to find where he operates and what he does (locator agents +scouting) and assuming he doesn't fly around in a pod all the time, you'll need to use at least 2 accounts in hisec: one to kill his ship and another to smartbomb his pod.

For the amount of time and effort involved in finding, killing, and podding a *particular* player, 300 million amounts to less than the eve equivalent of minimum wage.
Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#355 - 2014-10-29 01:33:14 UTC
ah but he does foray into null and low. take look at his kb

and no the bounty should not get too high in case of a deal.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#356 - 2014-10-29 01:34:52 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
He's got a bit of a point though, no one in eve that can do what your asking will bat an eyelash at 100 mil, or 300 for that matter.

The time/resources involved would probably run as much. You need to find where he operates and what he does (locator agents +scouting) and assuming he doesn't fly around in a pod all the time, you'll need to use at least 2 accounts in hisec: one to kill his ship and another to smartbomb his pod.

For the amount of time and effort involved in finding, killing, and podding a *particular* player, 300 million amounts to less than the eve equivalent of minimum wage.


It gets even worse - I spend most of my time running incursions in a battleship with logi and an OGB. So you need to cut through well over 100k ehp AND get the pod, while on grid logi are repping and other people are shooting you. In short - possible, but a tremendous pain to pull off. That's why 10 bil is the minimum to make this work.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#357 - 2014-10-29 01:36:14 UTC
Bastion Arzi wrote:
ah but he does foray into null and low. take look at his kb

and no the bounty should not get too high in case of a deal.



Oh sure - in an empty clone....good luck getting a 100m+ podkill from that. Roll

If you really want a big impact why not get Marmite to wardecc me?
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#358 - 2014-10-29 01:36:54 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Bastion Arzi wrote:
ah but he does foray into null and low. take look at his kb

and no the bounty should not get too high in case of a deal.


Take a closer look at his kb, he forays into low/null maybe one day a month for a couple of hours at most. That's just not a large enough window of opportunity, no one's gonna wait that long. The hit is gonna have to happen in hisec.

One of the particular things about eve is that while killing is easy as pie, killing a particular person out of thousands on demand requires some amount of time and effort. Time and effort for which your proposed compensation is, quite frankly, laughable.
Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#359 - 2014-10-29 01:39:12 UTC
you make a good point but what would u have me do.

he needs rehab

how much is it to war dec a 2 man corp anyway?
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#360 - 2014-10-29 01:40:55 UTC
Bastion Arzi wrote:
you make a good point but what would u have me do.

he needs rehab

how much is it to war dec a 2 man corp anyway?


Only 50 million isk. A veritable steal!