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Bring me the head of a spineless coward who runs from his problems!

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Nolak Ataru
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-10-23 23:32:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Nolak Ataru
esc8do2
esc8do Auscent

I could write a massive page about why he deserves to die (he does), but lets be honest. This is CnP. You're in it for the isk and tears.

Basically, kill this guy in something shiny and expensive, hand over his corpse, and you can earn 1b+ for each corpse, depending on what he dies in and whether or not he returns the ISK he has stolen.

o/

edit: Ok, some rewards:

If he is suicide ganked, I will pay out 20% of the target's ISK value on the killmail, as well as replace or refund the ships you used to destroy him.
Delivery of a corpse will be 100m + SRP. Implants increase the payout at 20% of implant value.
If he surrenders the stolen ISK to me or the corp, payout will vary depending on the amount of ISK he releases.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-10-23 23:52:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Tengu Grib
Nolak Ataru wrote:
esc8do2
esc8do Auscent

I could write a massive page about why he deserves to die (he does), but lets be honest. This is CnP. You're in it for the isk and tears.

Basically, kill this guy in something shiny and expensive, hand over his corpse, and you can earn 1b+ for each corpse, depending on what he dies in and whether or not he returns the ISK he has stolen.

o/

Have to admit it's a better offer than most of the others on this thread. That being said, can we have more of a story? We're in it just as much for your tears as his. :)

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-10-23 23:57:13 UTC
Please allow tengu grib to hold onto the isk as collateral.

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Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-10-23 23:58:30 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Nolak Ataru wrote:
esc8do2
esc8do Auscent

I could write a massive page about why he deserves to die (he does), but lets be honest. This is CnP. You're in it for the isk and tears.

Basically, kill this guy in something shiny and expensive, hand over his corpse, and you can earn 1b+ for each corpse, depending on what he dies in and whether or not he returns the ISK he has stolen.

o/

Have to admit it's a better offer than most of the others on this thread. That being said, can we have more of a story? We're in it just as much for your tears as his. :)



I agree with tengu here.

A little story is always nice just not a wall of text.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2014-10-24 00:11:08 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Nolak Ataru wrote:
esc8do2
esc8do Auscent

I could write a massive page about why he deserves to die (he does), but lets be honest. This is CnP. You're in it for the isk and tears.

Basically, kill this guy in something shiny and expensive, hand over his corpse, and you can earn 1b+ for each corpse, depending on what he dies in and whether or not he returns the ISK he has stolen.

o/

Have to admit it's a better offer than most of the others on this thread. That being said, can we have more of a story? We're in it just as much for your tears as his. :)



I agree with tengu here.

A little story is always nice just not a wall of text.
To be fair, he didn't post a wall of text but some background story is always good.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#6 - 2014-10-24 00:20:11 UTC
I'm curious.

If I were a despicable person, I would; contact this guy, get in business with him to get blown up in 400mil or so worth of ships each time, take a bunch of his corpses, sell them to you, and split the difference. (or possibly scam him too, and walk away with all of the money)

Hypothetically speaking, what, if anything, would stop such a despicable person from doing what I described above?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2014-10-24 00:25:30 UTC
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-10-24 00:34:52 UTC
I, too, have had my curiosity piqued.

CCP has no sense of humour.
Nolak Ataru
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2014-10-24 01:07:58 UTC
Give me his corpses and all shall be revealed :D

Also no, you cant just kill 400m of stuff because that wont get you the full payout.
T0RT0ISE
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2014-10-24 02:30:13 UTC
So, to get any payout whatsoever, he has to pay back what he allegedly stole?

Sounds like no one is going to get paid for this at all.
Matrea D
Maggie's Magical Miners
#11 - 2014-10-24 02:55:27 UTC
Nolak Ataru wrote:
Give me his corpses and all shall be revealed :D


Oh, come on. Tease me a little!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-10-24 04:49:58 UTC
Frack.

I just found out the horrible truth about this thread.

Sorry guys, its just another Nitshe alt hard at work to divest us of our earnings.

Oh well.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#13 - 2014-10-24 11:56:17 UTC
Came to see somebody offer ISK for podding Veers Belvar, left disappointed........

Sad

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Nolak Ataru
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2014-10-24 12:49:09 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Frack.

I just found out the horrible truth about this thread.

Sorry guys, its just another Nitshe alt hard at work to divest us of our earnings.

Oh well.


Curses! Foiled again!

Ok so long story short, he was a leader in a community of around 3-400 ish people. There was some stuff going on in leadership and instead of manning the f*** up and dealing with them, he whined and bitched about them to everyone and anyone, tried to get a few people removed, and when people didn't fall for his bullshit, he stole some isk and left.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-10-24 15:30:46 UTC  |  Edited by: La Nariz
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Came to see somebody offer ISK for podding Veers Belvar, left disappointed........

Sad


That offer is here 100m to pod.
E: my tablet is finicky so if it needs a thread someone quote me and post a thread.

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-10-24 19:04:47 UTC
Nolak Ataru wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Frack.

I just found out the horrible truth about this thread.

Sorry guys, its just another Nitshe alt hard at work to divest us of our earnings.

Oh well.


Curses! Foiled again!

Ok so long story short, he was a leader in a community of around 3-400 ish people. There was some stuff going on in leadership and instead of manning the f*** up and dealing with them, he whined and bitched about them to everyone and anyone, tried to get a few people removed, and when people didn't fall for his bullshit, he stole some isk and left.


Now that Leto has uncovered the truth, no one cares.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Iain Cariaba
#17 - 2014-10-24 19:34:30 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Came to see somebody offer ISK for podding Veers Belvar, left disappointed........

Sad


That offer is here 100m to pod.
E: my tablet is finicky so if it needs a thread someone quote me and post a thread.

I'll add 100m to pod Veers
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-10-24 19:43:08 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Came to see somebody offer ISK for podding Veers Belvar, left disappointed........

Sad


That offer is here 100m to pod.
E: my tablet is finicky so if it needs a thread someone quote me and post a thread.

done

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Calembo DeLuna
#19 - 2014-10-24 22:12:44 UTC
Nolak Ataru wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Frack.

I just found out the horrible truth about this thread.

Sorry guys, its just another Nitshe alt hard at work to divest us of our earnings.

Oh well.


Curses! Foiled again!

Ok so long story short, he was a leader in a community of around 3-400 ish people. There was some stuff going on in leadership and instead of manning the f*** up and dealing with them, he whined and bitched about them to everyone and anyone, tried to get a few people removed, and when people didn't fall for his bullshit, he stole some isk and left.


Sounds like a model Eve citizen. At least he created content.
Nolak Ataru
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2014-10-24 23:33:53 UTC
Calembo DeLuna wrote:
Nolak Ataru wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Frack.

I just found out the horrible truth about this thread.

Sorry guys, its just another Nitshe alt hard at work to divest us of our earnings.

Oh well.


Curses! Foiled again!

Ok so long story short, he was a leader in a community of around 3-400 ish people. There was some stuff going on in leadership and instead of manning the f*** up and dealing with them, he whined and bitched about them to everyone and anyone, tried to get a few people removed, and when people didn't fall for his bullshit, he stole some isk and left.


Sounds like a model Eve citizen. At least he created content.


And I am creating more!
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