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Stupid things weve done
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Aurelius Valentius
Valentius Corporation
Valentius Corporation Alliance
#21 - 2014-10-20 19:36:35 UTC
..like, type "weve" as a word, rather than we've?
Deck Cadelanne
CAStabouts
#22 - 2014-10-20 20:22:59 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Reading another one of these threads.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=180574

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=13069

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=289847

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=165195



I am grateful that you are there to read the entire rest of the forums ever written for all time just in case somebody else might have discussed something similar sometime in the past.

That way, I don't have to.

o7

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."

- Hunter S. Thompson
Netan MalDoran
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#23 - 2014-10-20 23:47:09 UTC
My first intended PvP engagement was infront of gate guns...with my safety on What?

I didn't think sleepers could pop frigs at 50km away (RIP Manticore)

I didn't know that you cant kill sleepers with 7 meta 4 Light Missile Launchers in a Drake. (Like WTF?)

Joined a Null alliance (CFC to be specific).

"Your security status has been lowered." - Hell yeah it was!

Falcon's truth
Motaka
c0w
#24 - 2014-10-21 01:54:56 UTC
About 5 weeks after the game went live I finally managed to get myself enough minerals to build myself an Armageddon.This was at a time when at peak time there was 5000 players online,no agents and battleships were rarer than rocking horse poop,I thought I was the shizzle.

For one reason or another I put it up for sale whilst drunk.The next day I found out that I sold my pride and joy for 6 million isk.

I was crushed.
Cpt Lift-Leg Ahab
Vindicta Optime
Shadow Ultimatum
#25 - 2014-10-21 03:44:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Cpt Lift-Leg Ahab
best thread ever! made my day.Big smile
i haven't had the pleasure of playing drunk internet spaceships. to next weekend!
yarr!
Khorvek
Colear Mining Retrieval and Distributing
#26 - 2014-10-21 04:29:54 UTC
shot a suspect in highsec because at worse, I lose my ship right? Podkilled after, and the suspect camped on the station for the rest of the time.

People talk about how eve is better than WoW. I still get one shotted undocking in a frigate if there's a WT thrasher outside. It looks eerily similar to getting one shotted in WoW battlegrounds by a x9 level player when you're x1-4 levels.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#27 - 2014-10-21 06:55:20 UTC
Jax Kazen wrote:
I like to play a little game called "race the Ambien".

Ambien is a prescription medication to help you sleep. Think of it as NyQuil but with a knockout punch that hits you anywhere from 15 - 45 minutes after you take it. The awesome thing for me is that it also causes memory loss. So I can remember events up to about 5 minutes after I take it but then nothing.

So I like to take it and then start a lvl 4 mission. Some days I wake up and have a little more isk in the bank. Other days I wake either in a pod or in a smoldering ship. Either way, it adds excitement to missioning.

Ambien. watch a good movie for the first time, every time.

also make sure people know that any communications from you after 10:30 PM Pacific was due to Ambien.

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
Unezka Turigahl
Det Som Engang Var
#28 - 2014-10-21 07:57:30 UTC
Overheated my MWD trying to get away from a Garmur. I was paying attention to the heat damage on my MWD... but not on my shield extenders or adaptive invuln. Suddenly I started taking a lot more damage.
Bastion Arzi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2014-10-21 09:03:28 UTC
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
..like, type "weve" as a word, rather than we've?


srsly?
Darius Brinn
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2014-10-21 14:24:32 UTC
Didn't think I could scrap enough time to play EvE properly, so I decided to start out as a miner, which people said could be done semi-AFK.

I would pay money if I could reassign all those SP devoted to Hulks and refining to things related to shooting other people down.
embrel
BamBam Inc.
#31 - 2014-10-21 14:29:27 UTC
I subscribed!
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#32 - 2014-10-21 15:05:38 UTC
Everything in EVE is some form of competition, even this thread.

Therefore, let me (again) win the thread with my awesomeness of mega-fail.

A couple years or so ago I decided to drink...alot while playing EVE. It had been a long day and I was already tired. I had a few items I wanted to move to Jita to sell so I could use the isk to get something else. I was in amarr, it was only 9 jumps, but I was Le Tired so I decided to have a a nap then fir some missiles or something. I KNOW, just autopilot to Jita!

In a Jump Freighter (with a cargo that would fit into a Prorator)...

...without bothering to remember that I'd brought that pilot back into my nullsec corp...

...Which was War Decced..

So in ignorant bliss I fell asleep at the computer.

I woke up from being slumped over my computer just in time to watch 7 billion isk work of ship and cargo explode (side note: that whiny hull breach sound penetrates even drunk sleep-deprived brains).

I swore to the gods of space I'd never let that happen again. I either had to give up alcohol or give up using a Jump Freighter. Which means i haven't flown a Jump Freighter since lol.
Celthric Kanerian
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2014-10-21 16:18:28 UTC
Waking up in the middel of the night drunk at a local music festival (Roskilde Festival) with the brilliant idea of doing pve in a Imperial Navy Slicer... whereafter I walked home 6 kilometers on foot just because I got this so-called "brilliant idea". When I finally got home I bought the damn thing whereafter I fell asleep on my bed.

Woke up the next morning wondering what the hell I was doing at home.
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