Intergalactic Summit

Incredible news reached Gutter Press about a sensational kidnapping plot involving a top Ushra'Khan pilot!

The U'K pilot was abducted and experimented upon by a Blood Raider fanatic cultist!

Sensational!

In his own words, the Ushra'Khan council member, known as "Kazzzi" to his comrades-in-arms against the Caldari State and the Amarr Empire, said this:
"I, an officer of the Ushra'Khan, was indeed kidnapped by the Synthetic Cultist known as Synthia in Algogille's Fed Navy station where I was drugged, restrained and experimented upon."

Shocking!

Particularly when it happens on Federal Navy property! Has the Caldari Menace become so great that the Navy is stretched so thin that these sorts of things are possible? It Looks That Way!

A-mazing!

Reactions from other pilots were a mix of shock and confusion:
"They didn't experiment on him all that much then, I guess." said one.
"That would almost make me think they "threw him back," as it were" said another.
"Perhaps he was an unfit specimen?" thought a third pilot.
"it's Kazzzi, so he's probably enjoying himself anyway. He's kinda odd in the head, that one." was a fourth opinion.

People were dismissive of the notion that perhaps this was a Blood Raider plot to subvert Ushra'Khan, although the possibility was raised that perhaps these two enemies of the Empire are working together!

In-credible!

An amazing theory was put forth by a Nation pilot that there is possibly even more to this story:
"I have tried to warn Synthia about Kazzzi. He is a scoundrel. Although maybe I should have been warning Kazzzi about Synthia! I really think its probably Kazzzi who did the kidnapping, if it wasn't a mutual quest to learn about love. Synthia, because she's a robot, and Kazzzi because years of drug abuse and hard living have made him forget how."

Sen-sational!

Kazzzi did also wish to set the record straight on a few matters, namely that:
"I did enjoy it."

A-mazing!

Members of Ushra'Khan were unavailable for comment at the time of writing.

Interesting, i do hope this Kazzzi found the experience eye opening.

Incredible:
1. so extraordinary as to seem impossible
2. not credible; hard to believe; unbelievable



Sounds about right.

I doubt the Covenant would waste their time with a U'K pilot. If they did kidnap him, I also doubt he would be returned so easily.

Were they trying to repair his broken mind somehow?

Could you in any way confirm that fellow Cabal members were involved?

In the words of a certain blood raider pilot: "Yaay."
In that "yay Kazzi found someone to fulfill his sick fantasy".
Cynthia, I'm sorry you had to endure this. An innocent robot as yourself didn't deserve this.

Oh right. Insert shameless self-promotion here.

I'm surprised Muck hasn't covered the Amarrian pornography scandal yet. Hint. Hint.

Considering what your alliance communications channels resemble on any given day, I don't think you can comment on that.