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Steps for avoiding the Ebola outbreak

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-10-16 15:39:16 UTC


Wtf did i just watch. Shocked

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2014-10-16 15:39:29 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in.


Andromeda Strain FTW!

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RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2014-10-16 15:40:47 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power.


Where the hell do you find any?!?

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#24 - 2014-10-16 15:54:08 UTC
RoAnnon wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power.


Where the hell do you find any?!?

this is the hardcore of the mmo community, a better question would be where would you find someone who isnt...
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#25 - 2014-10-16 16:06:44 UTC
16. Watch every apocalyptic disease movie ever made so you've got the lingo down. Virus' dont like lingo.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#26 - 2014-10-16 16:09:10 UTC
RoAnnon wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power.


Where the hell do you find any?!?


Here you go.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#27 - 2014-10-16 16:39:42 UTC
RoAnnon wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in.


Andromeda Strain FTW!


lol. You guys know that Michael Crichton was a medical doctor, right? He knew what was up!
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#28 - 2014-10-16 17:34:58 UTC
Only the Paranoid Survive.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#29 - 2014-10-16 17:53:45 UTC
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
Only the Paranoid Survive.




So... Dinsdale is freakin immortal then?

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jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#30 - 2014-10-16 18:19:18 UTC
oooer !! just seen a bloke pulling a cart past our house ringing a bell shouting .."bring out yer dead ..bring out yer dead ! " Attention
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#31 - 2014-10-16 19:19:21 UTC


Fixed.

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RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2014-10-16 20:25:03 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
this is the hardcore of the mmo community, a better question would be where would you find someone who isnt...


Wow... dude... I never even... man... yeah... thanks Shocked how the heck did I forget that?

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Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2014-10-16 21:48:52 UTC
Graygor wrote:


Wtf did i just watch. Shocked


Watching it again.... for clarity.

13. Drink lots of alcohol. The virus cannot survive if your blood alcohol level is above 7 ‰.

Roger roger.... expediting.

erm - think were on

17. Shoot (dont whatever you do get all macho and start punching) anyone within 10 metres of you.

All seems like sound survival advice to me.

13. Drink lots of alcohol. The virus cannot survive if your blood alcohol level is above 7 ‰.

Very sound.

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#34 - 2014-10-16 23:26:50 UTC
Graygor wrote:


Wtf did i just watch. Shocked


One of the many ways to avoid the Ebola/Zombie/End of Civilization Apocalypses out there, that´s all Big smile

Glad you enjoyed it ... I guess

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#35 - 2014-10-17 01:40:40 UTC
i guess i lack sufficient development of the necessary muscles...my attempts have been failures. sad failures Big smile
Muadd Dibb
Legendary Gentlemen's Club
Fraternity.
#36 - 2014-10-17 08:13:35 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
1. Wash your hands regularly
2. Do not expose yourself to foreign bodily fluids
3. Be in a level 3 Hazmat Suit
4. Live in a CDC-constructed facility
5. Emotionally detach yourself from everyone you hold dear
6. Start stockpiling supplies in 2005
7. Study episodes of Walking Dead because that's what this is
8. Always destroy the brain


You forgot one

9. we play EvE and we dont go outside and lock ourselves in a bunker Big smile
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2014-10-17 08:19:14 UTC
18. Dedicate yourself to eve. For how can you kill thst which has no life?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#38 - 2014-10-17 11:20:28 UTC
19. Take on the aspect of the Great Old Ones™. They dont concern themselves with such things and may even find it entertaining.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#39 - 2014-10-17 22:55:51 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:
Graygor wrote:


Wtf did i just watch. Shocked


One of the many ways to avoid the Ebola/Zombie/End of Civilization Apocalypses out there, that´s all Big smile

Glad you enjoyed it ... I guess

That didn't cure my ebola... but it gave me something to post over in the TIL (Things I Learned today) thread.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#40 - 2014-10-18 08:15:52 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
i guess i lack sufficient development of the necessary muscles...my attempts have been failures. sad failures Big smile


Not everybody haves a good voluntary control on those muscles, specially if they're not well developed. But then, it's not as if you were to show it off here if you achieved to control them, right? P