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Steps for avoiding the Ebola outbreak
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2014-10-14 00:13:15 UTC
1. Wash your hands regularly
2. Do not expose yourself to foreign bodily fluids
3. Be in a level 3 Hazmat Suit
4. Live in a CDC-constructed facility
5. Emotionally detach yourself from everyone you hold dear
6. Start stockpiling supplies in 2005
7. Study episodes of Walking Dead because that's what this is
8. Always destroy the brain

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Jace Sarice
#2 - 2014-10-14 05:11:22 UTC
9. Live anywhere but Sierra Leone.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#3 - 2014-10-14 05:16:22 UTC
10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-10-14 06:16:42 UTC
11. Sit back smugly realising your cutting yourself from humanity and spending your life online has paid off.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#5 - 2014-10-14 06:35:04 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
10. panic loudly and throw your hands up in the air while running and screaming. the shortness of breath and low oxygen in the blood will cause acidosis which creates very unfavorable conditions for the virus to replicate in.


Damn, I got that...Lol
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#6 - 2014-10-14 07:05:14 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
1. Wash your hands regularly
2. Do not expose yourself to foreign bodily fluids
3. Be in a level 3 Hazmat Suit
4. Live in a CDC-constructed facility
5. Emotionally detach yourself from everyone you hold dear
6. Start stockpiling supplies in 2005
7. Study episodes of Walking Dead because that's what this is
8. Always destroy the brain




First and foremost rule should be "stop the nose picking". I'll bet the NSA is getting tired of watching us booger mine on our web cams all day anyway.

I think most of the gaming community is going to be safe from Ebola anyway. You have to be around people to get it.






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Big Lynx
#7 - 2014-10-14 09:47:08 UTC
12. Play EvE 24/7
Solecist Project
#8 - 2014-10-14 09:48:57 UTC
Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-10-14 10:45:56 UTC
13. Drink lots of alcohol. The virus cannot survive if your blood alcohol level is above 7 ‰.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#10 - 2014-10-14 13:15:54 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^


Properly read, Nostradamus forewarned everything from losing half of your favorite pair of socks to Cthulu awakening.
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The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2014-10-14 17:51:40 UTC
14. Toss virgins into volcano to appease the higher power.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#12 - 2014-10-14 18:13:06 UTC
sit back ..... watch the dead count rise.... then get ready for a land grab once the disease has run its course
Myfanwy Heimdal
Heimdal Freight and Manufacture Inc
#13 - 2014-10-14 19:51:55 UTC
Jace Sarice wrote:
9. Live anywhere but Sierra Leone.


I am in North Wales and my only concern are sheep ticks.

Pam:  I wonder what my name means in Welsh?Nessa: Why?
Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#14 - 2014-10-15 15:50:47 UTC
Step 3.1415926: Have read The Hot Zone in high school and act impossibly smug that you already knew about Ebola and proceed to terrify and/or gross out everyone around you with graphic descriptions of how viral hemorrhagic fevers kill you.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."
Kudos12345
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-10-15 17:24:54 UTC
Step 15. If all else fails make sure you release some chimps in your nearest pine forrest.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#16 - 2014-10-15 17:36:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Step 16. If you live in Spain, then... err, nevermind.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2014-10-15 17:43:32 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^

Yes, he said something about almost literally everything conceptually possible for his time but never gave any context for it.

Nostradamus Roulette = CALL ALL THE NUMBERS....FOREVER!

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#18 - 2014-10-16 01:12:26 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Didn't Nostradamus say something about the dead rising, walking or something? ^_^

Yes, he said something about almost literally everything conceptually possible for his time but never gave any context for it.

Nostradamus Roulette = CALL ALL THE NUMBERS....FOREVER!


Pretty sure the National Weather Service are devotees of that method.

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One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#19 - 2014-10-16 01:15:42 UTC
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#20 - 2014-10-16 11:57:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
Its pretty simple to avoid the ebola outbreak, it really is....


Just stop watching and reading the news.

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