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Best names in EVE

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Untrained Capsuleer
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#201 - 2014-11-30 02:54:30 UTC
best name CCP Falcon
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#202 - 2014-11-30 09:18:05 UTC
Ebola Cola

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff

Deathwalker James
Ridumanna Fjelagid
Cooperative Industrial Syndicate
#203 - 2014-11-30 17:14:34 UTC
Minmatar gay defens its mebers
Puffy Twolips
Interstellar Pipelayers Union
#204 - 2014-11-30 17:49:36 UTC
I'm not good with making clever names.
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#205 - 2014-12-01 01:43:19 UTC
Azov Rassau wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

Ladypee is a rather ugly looking gal suicide ganking around... Osmon, I think?
Not sure about the whereabouts, as that info is rather dated.

ladypee is a pod ganker who used to operate a lot (almost daily) in the Amarr-Jita line (similar to other Thrasher classics like Aaaarrgg or stoner Smurf).

Despite her ugly (very ugly!!!) look, she has been clever enough to fit two Inertia Stabilizers (or two Nanofibers) on her Thrasher, making it a lot harder to tackle at gates…

I don't think she's that active now though.

Hi honey!! I agree with you almost on ganking routes, ship fitting and all, xcept im ugly!!!
I am sexy, sweet and back in town!!!
Critically Preposterous
#206 - 2014-12-01 12:23:07 UTC
ladypee wrote:
a face

Yourmoney Mywallet
#207 - 2014-12-01 15:58:34 UTC
Azov Rassau wrote:
Best names in EVE?...

The EVE Universe is full of different characters, corps and alliances... and we're being bombarded by char/corp/alliance names in a daily basis. Here are the coolest and/or funniest names that I've come across so far (the ones that I remember right now):

Character names:

Isaac Asimov
Temporary Amnesia
This is Harassment
Yourmoney Mywallet
Anti-social Tendencies
Keikira Otsada
Gaylord Fappington
Captain Sircle
Tyrek Marlinsano
Skir Skor
University of Yolo
Dr Vannacutt

Corp names:

ZooM-ZooM Co
The Bremen Town Musicians
Coffee and Doughnuts Ministry
I Warp In Your General Direction


Astral Peacekeepers
Did he say Jump
N.O.B.O.D.Y - (I mention this one, mostly because the following tragicomical situations can happen:

Scout: "there's N.O.B.O.D.Y in local"
FC: "k fleet jump jump"
Scout: "Uhm, are you sure? There are many pirates, let me check the other side of the sys...-"
FC: "What pirates?! You said there's nobody in there!"
Scout: "I meant the alliance!"

I will edit this post as I remember more.

Big smile

I nominate corp: Somali Coastguard Authority
Warlock Assassins
#208 - 2014-12-01 18:05:09 UTC
Physics Model
Slutty von-Slutbucket McSlutterson

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon

Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#209 - 2014-12-01 18:57:13 UTC
Critically Preposterous
#210 - 2014-12-01 20:51:45 UTC
Just came across one named Ho Le Fuk
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#211 - 2014-12-03 03:20:11 UTC
Pawz is the winner! Everybody loves Wanderingpawz! ...What does Pawz win...? Straight

Imma' Luvah' Notta' Fightah'! ...Waits... I Cans Be Both! Imma' Fluvah'! No! No! Waits! Imma' Lightah'!

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#212 - 2014-12-03 03:32:34 UTC

who just sits in Dodixie, permanently AFK. Must have a sore hand by now.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance.

Mast3r Bait3r
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#213 - 2014-12-03 04:06:13 UTC
I see all kinds of awesome names around New Eden, I have to LOL way too often!
Critically Preposterous
#214 - 2014-12-03 05:32:20 UTC
Wanderingpawz wrote:
Pawz is the winner! Everybody loves Wanderingpawz! ...What does Pawz win...? Straight

an internet.
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#215 - 2014-12-03 05:36:24 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Wanderingpawz wrote:
Pawz is the winner! Everybody loves Wanderingpawz! ...What does Pawz win...? Straight

an internet.


Imma' Luvah' Notta' Fightah'! ...Waits... I Cans Be Both! Imma' Fluvah'! No! No! Waits! Imma' Lightah'!

WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
#216 - 2014-12-06 15:53:02 UTC
no more funny names? Roll

Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci

CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase - Frostys Virpio

Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#217 - 2014-12-07 19:33:22 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Over the years that I play EVE I have seen quite bizzare things, the most funny of which being names of characters, corporations and alliances such as xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx and many many more.

What are the best names for characters, corporations, alliances, whatever, that you've ever seen in EVE(and remember to this day)?

Bonus points if they have a funny or weird looking avatar.

My favourite characters are:

Ice Driller
Warptobelt 1
Large Collidable Object - lest we forget this great troll
Lady Starfire
Captain Jew
Backdoor bandit


(Edit: Parsing fail, had to remove links)

The best names are by far the good ol' "Even Citizen 131243" etc, those are usually the boys that chose very interesting names, and apparently CCP overreacted in 95% of the cases, but still, I think those names are the best, I mean, they did achieve something.
Critically Preposterous
#218 - 2014-12-07 20:02:48 UTC
A recent encounter: Geep Geeeeeeep
Sznotrokit BoogaFlinga
Amarr Empire
#219 - 2014-12-07 21:15:52 UTC
Critically Preposterous
#220 - 2014-12-08 05:42:54 UTC
I can't remember if there was a mention of Dirt'n'Glitter and I Whip My Slaves Back And Forth...