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McMorris Inc | New Eden's Premier Investment Bank [MORRIS 2.0]
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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-10-04 14:39:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Governor McMorris
McMorris Incorporated

Watch your capital grow with New Eden's premier banking agency.





"After months of development and financial planning, Morris 2.0 is officially ready to release. The platform has been completely redesigned, making it easier for everybody to invest and earn a return on their deposits. We are defining a new model of galactic banking that will hopefully serve the EVE community for many years to come." - Governor McMorris, 2014


Why open an investment accounts with McMorris Inc?

  • Respectable returns: earn 5% interest on a weekly basis.
  • Accessibility: streamlined management with the Morris 2.0 dashboard.
  • Safety: our policy of 'compartmentalisation' elimates risk to our clients.
  • History: we're one of EVE's most respected and long-standing investment corporations.


How to invest?
1) Visit our digital platform: www.mcmorris.me
2) Register for a new investments account.
3) Login to the dashboard.
4) Follow on screen instructions to make a deposit or withdrawal.

This is the start of an amazing journey for both McMorris Inc and our clients. Thank you very much for your continued support.

FOR SALE
Aliventi
Rattini Tribe
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#2 - 2014-10-04 15:15:36 UTC
This can only end well...
Billy Hix
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3 - 2014-10-04 15:43:42 UTC
You are going to go through this scam again?

Isn't this about the third time you have tried this one?
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-10-04 15:45:00 UTC
This isn't a scam. I have always been absolutely opposed to all scamming.

FOR SALE
flakeys
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-10-04 16:17:16 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
Billy Hix wrote:
You are going to go through this scam again?

Isn't this about the third time you have tried this one?



Either 3rd or 4th , at least with this character .


Some things never get dull , like seks for example .Other things never surpass being dull , like the OP for example .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Koniforous
Tauren Transit
#6 - 2014-10-04 16:32:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Koniforous
Governor McMorris wrote:
This isn't a scam. I have always been absolutely opposed to all scamming.


For those of you reading this that are not familiar with McMorris, please quickly read over the 2 following threads:

His first attempt, which failed absolutely horribly. Be sure to read Detective Norn's reply with a google cache of his website having an Amarr isk doubling scam on it.

It took a long time to load for me, but here is the mirror of the isk doubling page from his site Norn created.

This is his second attempt, which was quickly killed by MD.

Please don't invest in this scam. If you see pilots investing, they are part of the scam or alts.

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virm pasuul
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2014-10-04 16:42:01 UTC
I love the avatar picture, fills me with fiscal confidence. Very good.
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#8 - 2014-10-04 16:42:21 UTC
Hel O'Ween
Men On A Mission
#9 - 2014-10-05 23:12:18 UTC
Koniforous wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
This isn't a scam. I have always been absolutely opposed to all scamming.


For those of you reading this that are not familiar with McMorris, please quickly read over the 2 following threads:

His first attempt, which failed absolutely horribly. Be sure to read Detective Norn's reply with a google cache of his website having an Amarr isk doubling scam on it.

It took a long time to load for me, but here is the mirror of the isk doubling page from his site Norn created.

This is his second attempt, which was quickly killed by MD.

Please don't invest in this scam. If you see pilots investing, they are part of the scam or alts.


Big smile

Haha, I'm currently reading his first attempt at ... erhm ... "banking". I especially like Grendell's interrogation...^H^H^H...questions. That's pure comedy gold right there. He doesn't even seem to know most of the MD regulars psting in that thread - including Grendell himself. I mean - how can someone be in EVE's "investment business" without knowing the major players in that field?

How could I miss that thread in the first place is beyond me.

Oh, and I absolutely love his signature.

Thanks a lot, Koniforous, for posting these highly entertaining links.

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#10 - 2014-10-07 00:49:42 UTC
http://i.imgur.com/Ge3weLF.jpg

Concord Approved Trader
Koniforous
Tauren Transit
#11 - 2014-10-07 02:12:31 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#12 - 2014-10-07 03:01:03 UTC
Koniforous wrote:
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/Ge3weLF.jpg

So awesome.

Can't take any credit. Tenla Amarr was who made that link (as far as i know).

Concord Approved Trader
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#13 - 2014-10-07 05:59:57 UTC
During your first attempt I informed you I no longer offer audits. I'm willing to make an exception this time around free of charge.

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Carl Stonewall
Valentine Drone Design
Circle of Vheroka
#14 - 2014-10-07 10:05:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Carl Stonewall
Havent had such a good laugh in quite a while, gonna invest 100 mil and see what happens, if not for the return then simply to keep mc-legit around, cause that **** made me cry in laughter

EDIT: Im referring to the two other posts this fine philantropist made earlier... i can really recommend reading them, its so fun you will litteraly cry in laughter
Elvandari
Valheru industries
#15 - 2014-10-07 12:52:03 UTC

Heroku | No such app

There is no app configured at that hostname.
Perhaps the app owner has renamed it, or you mistyped the URL.
Johnathan Coffey
Niforce Triggers
#16 - 2014-10-07 15:07:56 UTC
Come on man, not AGAIN...

First rule of EVE UI: right click EVERYTHING.
Blaz3r
Knockaround Guys Inc.
#17 - 2014-10-07 15:53:27 UTC
What a wonderful banking idea, with such interest levels, i shall invest 19billion in such a well respected endeavour!
350125GO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2014-10-07 16:22:13 UTC
Very happy to see McMorris banking is back. If only it had the I LIKE IT stamp of approval.

But seriously, people doubted Madoff and Milken at first, two of the kindest, most generous, altruists the world has ever known. McMorris is destined to be remembered like they were.

You're young, you'll adjust. I'm old, I'll get used to it.
dan skirata
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2014-10-08 13:44:18 UTC
He is trying to sell the char now

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flakeys
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-10-08 16:27:28 UTC
Mmmm i usually just biomass a char if it's worth so little , really scraping the bottom of the barrel there eh Mac.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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