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No matter how mad you get, take a deep breath and control that anger !
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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#1 - 2014-10-01 14:10:21 UTC
Jaida Amarr
Jaida of Amarr
#2 - 2014-10-01 14:17:53 UTC
BOOMY FOR CSM \Big smile/
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#3 - 2014-10-01 14:29:57 UTC
That plate of food just doesn't look appetizing.

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#4 - 2014-10-01 14:34:17 UTC
It wasn't. Like most microwave meals it had plenty of rice and sauce, but very little meat.

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Ryder 'ook
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-10-01 14:34:32 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
That plate of food just doesn't look appetizing.



Exactly what I was thinking.

After that, I might had thrown a tantrum, too...

;)

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-10-01 14:44:53 UTC
But those placemats?

Those are ******* awesome.

I need placemats like that.

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Cetaphil Thrace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-10-01 15:35:27 UTC
What happened to the table thingy? Food looks great!
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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#8 - 2014-10-01 16:05:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
I got mad and smashed it up with the wooden truncheon i brought back from Ibiza when i was 18.

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Paranoid Loyd
#9 - 2014-10-01 16:11:31 UTC
Is a bag of wine or a 40oz of malt liquor more classy?

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#10 - 2014-10-01 16:16:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
The bag of wine has an 80% lower carbon footprint vs bottled wine so i'm doing my part for our ailing planet.

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#11 - 2014-10-01 16:17:27 UTC
Kinda looks like puke on whole grain wheat...

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#12 - 2014-10-01 16:21:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
The underlying message i'm trying to get out is at times Eve can make us all mad, but we should step back and digest the fact that it is just a game.

Having to get wood to fix the table and sellotape the truncheon that has sentimental value to me back together brought this reality home to me.

No seals were clubbed in the making of this thread.

We should all learn to control our emotions better, in game and out of it.

I just hope my experience might serve as a means to potentially bring some wayward Eve souls out of the darkness and back into the light.

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#13 - 2014-10-01 17:08:50 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
It's a game? And what's a cudge?

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Haedonism Bot
People for the Ethical Treatment of Rogue Drones
#14 - 2014-10-01 17:18:55 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
It's a game? And what's a cudge?


My guess is that it's the same thing as a "truncheon".

Now, you might ask, "Ok, now what the **** is a truncheon?"

Good question. Apparently, it's British for "a stick that you hit things with."

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#15 - 2014-10-01 17:26:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Yes its a game.

It took me going berserk drunk after whelping a market order to realise that I'd lost my grip on reality.

cudgel - A short, thick stick used as a weapon.

We used to refer to them as cudge's though.

When my hair is short the scar from when I got cracked over the skull with one during a brawl aged 17, is still visible.

Good times.

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flakeys
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-10-01 18:12:10 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
That plate of food just doesn't look appetizing.



The wine looked even worse tbh .... if you drink that you're bound to get a HUGE hangover Blink

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#17 - 2014-10-01 18:29:07 UTC
flakeys wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
That plate of food just doesn't look appetizing.



The wine looked even worse tbh .... if you drink that you're bound to get a HUGE hangover Blink

One shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

Same applies to wine.

That stuff isn't bad for hangovers, nor is it unpleasant to drink.

I cut the bag open when it was almost empty just to bleed out the last few drops into my goblet.

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Paranoid Loyd
#18 - 2014-10-01 18:37:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Heh, wine fueled rage is a nice change from rage fueled whine. Lol

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#19 - 2014-10-02 01:22:25 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
That plate of food just doesn't look appetizing.


It's the strange thing about curry. The best homemade curry looks just as terrible as the worst microwave slop.



I made a lamb vindaloo with roasted chilies (Fire stations in the southwest will raise money by roasting your bags of peppers outside supermarkets), and it looked like lumps of mystery floating in the diarrhea of a dysentery patient who's been eating fruity pebbles.

It smelled and tasted amazing.

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#20 - 2014-10-02 02:01:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
RubyPorto wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
That plate of food just doesn't look appetizing.


It's the strange thing about curry. The best homemade curry looks just as terrible as the worst microwave slop.



I made a lamb vindaloo with roasted chilies (Fire stations in the southwest will raise money by roasting your bags of peppers outside supermarkets), and it looked like lumps of mystery floating in the diarrhea of a dysentery patient who's been eating fruity pebbles.

It smelled and tasted amazing.

Willing to bet you have a diet high in fibre so that meal passed through the next day absent any issues.

The colonic cleanse i had in 2010, the women holding the tube said she saw a mushroom floating on out.

Truthfully, i'd not eaten one in weeks - so better out than in

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