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Social Issues - Salty Days

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Robert Sawyer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-09-29 18:16:06 UTC
After many botched plots hatched in the cold, damp darkness of my basement, I have finally managed to pick up a cute girl and I managed to get into a relationship.
However, two other girls with which, for some reason, I do not get along with remarkably well, have decided to snoop their noses around my personal life. God knows what storm they sowed into my GF's mind, she got pissed on me and she started thinking that I started cheating her. I even confronted these two dimwits and asked them to show me the number from where they got the "incriminating SMS texts", then press dial. The phone was dialing and dialing, but my device didn't ring one bit. Still not convinced, my girlfriend then breaks up with me.
It's not the first time this happens to me. Team Dimwit has inserted worms into other attempts to establish a relationship. The thing is that they've got something with my sister, and they're taking it on me for some reason. My reputation is shattered.
Another incident that Team Dimwit managed to use against me is a situation when some ape kid and his gang of equally-dumb apes cornered me when I was taking a leak in the bathroom. After getting shoved a lot, I decided to fight back. Just gave Master Ape a shove and he slipped on some wet surface and hit his head on something. For some reason, his pack made a break for it. I discovered that they ran because their leader was just lying their, moaning slowly.
Luckily, he wasn't bleeding or anything. He asked me what happened, and I told him that some big kids pwned him. However, his gang witnessed everything, and they immediately "reported" it to Team Dimwit.
Now, people in my school think that I'm unnaturally evil, a cheat and a crook. Everybody knows that they need to steer clear of me. But I don't know why Team Dimwit is doing this :( I don't personally like violence. Although I am pretty tall for my age (1.76 meters), I see myself as a gentle giant. I don't like false gossip about a psycho tower of a guy spreading fear and panic through the ranks of others. Need help here please...

"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."

jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#2 - 2014-09-29 19:24:41 UTC
would they happen to be called patty and Selma per chance QuestionBig smile
Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#3 - 2014-09-29 21:22:44 UTC
Robert Sawyer wrote:
I don't like false gossip about a psycho tower of a guy spreading fear and panic through the ranks of others. Need help here please...


"Better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."

-Machiavelli


\m/ O.o \m/

"You're a freak ..." - Solecist Project

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#4 - 2014-09-29 23:10:09 UTC
A) Rumored to be getting booty all over town - Big plus
B) Rumored to have knocked a gang leader out in the toilet - Big plus
Being a sensitive wrongly-accused guy - Might help you actually make A) more of a reality

Make the most of the Alpha man notoriety while it lasts, bro. Smile

Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#5 - 2014-09-29 23:27:44 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
A) Rumored to be getting booty all over town - Big plus
B) Rumored to have knocked a gang leader out in the toilet - Big plus
Being a sensitive wrongly-accused guy - Might help you actually make A) more of a reality

Make the most of the Alpha man notoriety while it lasts, bro. Smile



Lol

He's got a point!

\m/ O.o \m/

"You're a freak ..." - Solecist Project

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6 - 2014-09-30 00:15:00 UTC
And on the other hand, this old piece of poetry probably has meaning to most: Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Robert Sawyer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-09-30 04:14:33 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
A) Rumored to be getting booty all over town - Big plus
B) Rumored to have knocked a gang leader out in the toilet - Big plus
Being a sensitive wrongly-accused guy - Might help you actually make A) more of a reality

Make the most of the Alpha man notoriety while it lasts, bro. Smile



You, sir, have made my day xD

"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."

Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-09-30 19:11:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Grimpak
indeed. if you're mistaken as an alpha male, better make the most out of it.


just don't really get too much into it.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#9 - 2014-09-30 19:12:38 UTC
Robert Sawyer wrote:
After many botched plots hatched in the cold, damp darkness of my basement, I have finally managed to pick up a cute girl and I managed to get into a relationship.
However, two other girls with which, for some reason, I do not get along with remarkably well, have decided to snoop their noses around my personal life. God knows what storm they sowed into my GF's mind, she got pissed on me and she started thinking that I started cheating her. I even confronted these two dimwits and asked them to show me the number from where they got the "incriminating SMS texts", then press dial. The phone was dialing and dialing, but my device didn't ring one bit. Still not convinced, my girlfriend then breaks up with me.
It's not the first time this happens to me. Team Dimwit has inserted worms into other attempts to establish a relationship. The thing is that they've got something with my sister, and they're taking it on me for some reason. My reputation is shattered.
Another incident that Team Dimwit managed to use against me is a situation when some ape kid and his gang of equally-dumb apes cornered me when I was taking a leak in the bathroom. After getting shoved a lot, I decided to fight back. Just gave Master Ape a shove and he slipped on some wet surface and hit his head on something. For some reason, his pack made a break for it. I discovered that they ran because their leader was just lying their, moaning slowly.
Luckily, he wasn't bleeding or anything. He asked me what happened, and I told him that some big kids pwned him. However, his gang witnessed everything, and they immediately "reported" it to Team Dimwit.
Now, people in my school think that I'm unnaturally evil, a cheat and a crook. Everybody knows that they need to steer clear of me. But I don't know why Team Dimwit is doing this :( I don't personally like violence. Although I am pretty tall for my age (1.76 meters), I see myself as a gentle giant. I don't like false gossip about a psycho tower of a guy spreading fear and panic through the ranks of others. Need help here please...




Dude.

There are two bits of advice I can give you for dealing with women:

1. Not giving a rat's ass is your best weapon. There are millions of women out there. If you get "one-itis" then you give one in a million ultimate power over you. You might see other men act in manners that you'd think "what a douche!". Well, in reality, what most men think is being bad to women, is in fact normal. You are not supposed to give them 100 percent fealty, devotion, etc. Doing so makes you a simp and women are wired to resent men who lack balls and kiss their ass.
2. Nothing can harm a man with options. Your options? To decide not to put up with this crap, tell them to f**k off, and move on. See number 1. Life is too short for this.

Take this advice from a fellow who made every beta/simp/chump mistake in the books. Though fortunately too much radiation in my military career appears to have spared me the "reward" of being an economic mule or child support slave so that's one mistake I never made.


I highly recommend you seek out what is known as "red pill thinking" on the internet and read up. It'll save your life. If I had access to such knowledge about women and "game" when I was 20, my entire life would be better. For not having had it, my personal history is a tale of broken life and abandoned equipment.



Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#10 - 2014-10-01 00:53:36 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Robert Sawyer wrote:
After many botched plots hatched in the cold, damp darkness of my basement, I have finally managed to pick up a cute girl and I managed to get into a relationship.
However, two other girls with which, for some reason, I do not get along with remarkably well, have decided to snoop their noses around my personal life. God knows what storm they sowed into my GF's mind, she got pissed on me and she started thinking that I started cheating her. I even confronted these two dimwits and asked them to show me the number from where they got the "incriminating SMS texts", then press dial. The phone was dialing and dialing, but my device didn't ring one bit. Still not convinced, my girlfriend then breaks up with me.
It's not the first time this happens to me. Team Dimwit has inserted worms into other attempts to establish a relationship. The thing is that they've got something with my sister, and they're taking it on me for some reason. My reputation is shattered.
Another incident that Team Dimwit managed to use against me is a situation when some ape kid and his gang of equally-dumb apes cornered me when I was taking a leak in the bathroom. After getting shoved a lot, I decided to fight back. Just gave Master Ape a shove and he slipped on some wet surface and hit his head on something. For some reason, his pack made a break for it. I discovered that they ran because their leader was just lying their, moaning slowly.
Luckily, he wasn't bleeding or anything. He asked me what happened, and I told him that some big kids pwned him. However, his gang witnessed everything, and they immediately "reported" it to Team Dimwit.
Now, people in my school think that I'm unnaturally evil, a cheat and a crook. Everybody knows that they need to steer clear of me. But I don't know why Team Dimwit is doing this :( I don't personally like violence. Although I am pretty tall for my age (1.76 meters), I see myself as a gentle giant. I don't like false gossip about a psycho tower of a guy spreading fear and panic through the ranks of others. Need help here please...




Dude.

There are two bits of advice I can give you for dealing with women:

1. Not giving a rat's ass is your best weapon. There are millions of women out there. If you get "one-itis" then you give one in a million ultimate power over you. You might see other men act in manners that you'd think "what a douche!". Well, in reality, what most men think is being bad to women, is in fact normal. You are not supposed to give them 100 percent fealty, devotion, etc. Doing so makes you a simp and women are wired to resent men who lack balls and kiss their ass.
2. Nothing can harm a man with options. Your options? To decide not to put up with this crap, tell them to f**k off, and move on. See number 1. Life is too short for this.

Take this advice from a fellow who made every beta/simp/chump mistake in the books. Though fortunately too much radiation in my military career appears to have spared me the "reward" of being an economic mule or child support slave so that's one mistake I never made.


I highly recommend you seek out what is known as "red pill thinking" on the internet and read up. It'll save your life. If I had access to such knowledge about women and "game" when I was 20, my entire life would be better. For not having had it, my personal history is a tale of broken life and abandoned equipment.




^ Listen up you boys. Herzog is speaking the truth.

The age-old quandary: Human female is attracted to a human Alpha male, naturally. But an Alpha male is complete crap for doing all the hard effort and sacrifice needed to raise a human kid-- for 12-14 intense, day-to-day years! Human mom can't do it alone, it takes a caring, nurturing, responsible, supportive Beta male to help out. So-- it logically follows that they Alpha male mate must be converted into a nesting Beta male mate. Therein lies the rub, for the past few 100s of 1,000s of years of human existence. Smile

Best we can do is be aware of the situation and listen to the old dogs who have been there before and know what they're talking about. Well, at least keep their wisdom in mind, along the way. Not a man-jack among us has done it yet probably so far, but.... Big smile
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#11 - 2014-10-03 20:06:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
Khergit Deserters wrote:
And on the other hand, this old piece of poetry probably has meaning to most: Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood


This song makes me squeal and moan alongside House of the Rising Sun in epileptic seizure of mindgasmic importance. +1

To OP:

Also what Herzog said, when you are older, most of the stuff that seemed like life or death issues when younger are barely important later in life.

To be bluntly honest, If I had know too what I know now, not only I would have been much happier but actually enjoyed the ride more, never taking into account what others thought of me, but I understand you, being young is so confusing, you know nothing of life and all the adult options given to you sound lame, boring or totally ineffectual, but that´s the way of life, The Wheel of Life even. Wisdom is earned in the blood of errors and usually too late.

Youth is the only thing I miss from my life, even when I am not that old, but feel that old, relationships, acquaintances, places, they are all transitory. People I remember worrying about when I was young today strike me as less than dust motes in the equation of my life, and the few friends that stuck with me are today my most valued treasures, people I actually met much much later in my path.

My only advice is this:

GET OUT, eventually ... move away from your birthplace, town , city or country. Move abroad, start anew, the world is so big, and the more you know of it, the more you know how limited your native culture and social upbringing is (regardless of its inherent value) and THEN you are able to decide to stick to it (and enrich it) or try something completely different.

Freedom of Choice, what is left of it is your only gift left in this world.

GL to you man!

Cheers!

o/

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco