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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#21 - 2011-11-25 08:18:41 UTC
AnkaD wrote:
Alway liked this one

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13980010



This is the principal ship that i fly and that fit is a crime. i truly am speechless.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2011-11-25 09:13:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Gonna nominate myself for this glorious blackbird fit:

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=3014459

To my defense: I was only several days old when this happened, had just discovered that there are three different kinds of slots and you somehow could put something in every slot. Wooot! Plus it was my first cruiser, so I felt invincible anyway....

P.S. Also, excellent piloting of a blackbird: Charge in, orbit the deimos at 2 km, forget about ecm, just using SD and TP ! Guess I scared the sh*t out of them......


EDIT: CHECK OUT MY DOUBLES!!

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#23 - 2011-11-25 09:19:32 UTC
Suitonia wrote:
The design document for ECM


Oh hello! This ^^ has to win the award hands-down.
Who the hell came up with the design and specifications for ECM? Fail, mega-fail.

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Marcus Wilde
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2011-11-25 09:41:32 UTC
Andski wrote:
This is pretty old but it's hilarious:

http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?5775-Rorqual-Pilot-goes-mental

lol very good!

Tears + Bucket = Win
Dirty Weegie
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2011-11-25 09:44:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirty Weegie
AnkaD wrote:
Alway liked this one

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13980010



Stupid people should be banned from having nice things



Edit: OMG best bit is he then gets in another faction ship and undocks to take revenge for his NM

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13980524

This is what happens


LMAO

If you can't win fair... Cheat

TDR is Recruiting
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#26 - 2011-11-25 10:16:20 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:
Suitonia wrote:
The design document for ECM


Oh hello! This ^^ has to win the award hands-down.
Who the hell came up with the design and specifications for ECM? Fail, mega-fail.



Speaking of which.


However my all star favorate is this
Liam Mirren
#27 - 2011-11-25 11:02:39 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
However my all star favorate is this


Mining Rokh, so while cool not that hilarious. Someone losing his dramiel to a combat hauler, was last year or so, that was hilarious :P

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.
Sherringford Hovis
Light of the moon
Fraternity.
#28 - 2011-11-25 11:10:08 UTC
Andski wrote:
This is pretty old but it's hilarious:

http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?5775-Rorqual-Pilot-goes-mental


Still to this day one of my favourite moments in eve. I have never laughed so much.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#29 - 2011-11-25 11:18:14 UTC
Liam Mirren wrote:


Mining Rokh, so while cool not that hilarious. Someone losing his dramiel to a combat hauler, was last year or so, that was hilarious :P


Oh god I remember Emo TJ.
Sgt Lurch
Doomheim
#30 - 2011-11-25 11:24:46 UTC
I once went for a wee whilst warping a Hyperion, ended up having to poo and came back to find myself in station...
Clith
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2011-11-25 11:28:39 UTC
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11665364

Everyone loves an armor tanked drake
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#32 - 2011-11-25 12:17:58 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Gonna nominate myself for this glorious blackbird fit:

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=3014459

To my defense: I was only several days old when this happened, had just discovered that there are three different kinds of slots and you somehow could put something in every slot. Wooot! Plus it was my first cruiser, so I felt invincible anyway....

P.S. Also, excellent piloting of a blackbird: Charge in, orbit the deimos at 2 km, forget about ecm, just using SD and TP ! Guess I scared the sh*t out of them......


EDIT: CHECK OUT MY DOUBLES!!



At 7 days old no one knows how to fit anything. you should have seen my terrible fits plus dubs only count when they are on the end. :)
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Max Von Sydow
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2011-11-25 12:30:18 UTC
Don't forget about Stokar.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Stokar#losses

Though I suspect he might just be a sort of psychological warfare alt from some rich capsuleer. Creating horrible lossmails making the rest of us lose our will to live.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#34 - 2011-11-25 13:43:46 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Plus it was my first cruiser, so I felt invincible anyway....




Ahh yes, the notorious "If I get a bigger ship nothing can hurt me syndrome". I remember that. Fortunately it was long ago... even more fortunate is that rats don't post kill mails. I remember back when rat frigates used to scram in the belts sometimes I er, lost that brand new battleship that was absolutely incapable of hitting fast moving close ranged frigates, especially with minimal large turret skills. Good times.
Il Feytid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2011-11-25 14:54:26 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Liam Mirren wrote:


Mining Rokh, so while cool not that hilarious. Someone losing his dramiel to a combat hauler, was last year or so, that was hilarious :P


Oh god I remember Emo TJ.


o/
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#36 - 2011-11-25 15:09:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Karn Dulake wrote:
....... plus dubs only count when they are on the end. :)



Upper left corner. forum post # 22. Dubs on the end, in the middle and the beginning. Cool

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#37 - 2011-11-25 15:58:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Nathaniel Butler
supersexysucker wrote:
CCP Unifex wrote:
Pretty sure my comedy,dual tank Mach fit warrants an honorable mention.

Lots of fun though.


Maybe we should limited it to stuff that was BOUGHT not spawned.

I lol fit a carrier on the test server and warped it into combat... then again... 100isk for everything, and I made money when it blew up.

You guys lost nothing but crap you spawned for free, hell it cost LESS than the test server.

Have a real event when you risk YOUR isk. Nothing fun about shooting someone who in the end lost nothing, I can go on the test server and do that all day... pretty much all you did, you turned TQ into the test server for you guys (no risk, no lose) and left it the live server for everyone else, except the people you guys were too incompetent to not pod (and then really… um… no podding? Come on… Well I guess you cheated anyway by spawning yourself ships, mostly faction, with faction ammo… podding people in your free spawned ships that give you a clear advantage is kinda lame).

Really... people who work on eve... have no idea how to use it.... no wonder it is the fuckin mess it is.

And that word still aint filtered...

Guess that's one good thing about you guys... No need to go around the filters... you never fix em.


TL;DR, who cares, you did not lose anything except a spawned lol fit. The people in my mails lost something, hard earned isk, plex isk, or RMT isk... either way, they lost more than a few lines of code to spawn said ships.


Troll posts like this are the reason we should have a 'dislike' button, if enough people dislike a post it greys out or better still disappears. This would allow players to moderate forums and help the official moderators.

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Roosterton
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2011-11-25 16:10:25 UTC
Quote:
Maybe we should limited it to stuff that was BOUGHT not spawned.

I lol fit a carrier on the test server and warped it into combat... then again... 100isk for everything, and I made money when it blew up.

You guys lost nothing but crap you spawned for free, hell it cost LESS than the test server.

Have a real event when you risk YOUR isk. Nothing fun about shooting someone who in the end lost nothing, I can go on the test server and do that all day... pretty much all you did, you turned TQ into the test server for you guys (no risk, no lose) and left it the live server for everyone else, except the people you guys were too incompetent to not pod (and then really… um… no podding? Come on… Well I guess you cheated anyway by spawning yourself ships, mostly faction, with faction ammo… podding people in your free spawned ships that give you a clear advantage is kinda lame).

Really... people who work on eve... have no idea how to use it.... no wonder it is the fuckin mess it is.

And that word still aint filtered...

Guess that's one good thing about you guys... No need to go around the filters... you never fix em.


TL;DR, who cares, you did not lose anything except a spawned lol fit. The people in my mails lost something, hard earned isk, plex isk, or RMT isk... either way, they lost more than a few lines of code to spawn said ships.


Should Sanshas Nation also lose isk every time I kill one of their rats? Roll
CCP Necrogoat
C C P
C C P Alliance
#39 - 2011-11-25 16:20:14 UTC
DurrHurrDurr's 1 billion ISK Rifter was pretty lollin
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=93347

Software Engineer | Team Shapeset
Il Feytid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2011-11-25 16:31:18 UTC
CCP Necrogoat wrote:
DurrHurrDurr's 1 billion ISK Rifter was pretty lollin
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=93347


As bad as your link. Blink
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