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Who would win in fistfight...

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#21 - 2014-09-24 00:29:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
James T. Kirk, obviously.

Sorry, I know I'm splitting hairs, but Kirk is more an MMA man than a fist fighter.* He'd only win if he could use his backhanded hammer fist triple combo, his two clenched hands power club blow, and his judo duck-and-make-the-charging-guy-flip-over-your-back move. And especially, his signature strike-- the two-footed chest-plant drop kick.

But yeah, if he could use his full arsenal, he'd wipe the floor with those guys.

*Source
Aakkonen
Yoyodyne Industries
#22 - 2014-09-24 09:53:09 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:

Not sure Mal wouldn't try to sass his way out of the fist fight first..


And Jayne would just cheat and bring a big gun.


mal never sass's out of fistfight, gunfight maybe.

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Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#23 - 2014-09-24 12:36:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
I don't know... wouldn't they boh try to cheat and bring guns and backup and whatnot else...

That'd be more like A Team vs A Team and one of them gets to throw a couch. Straight

EDIT: In the end both would probably bring their space ships and then it's marauder time vs fast cargo hauler.

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Pepper Swift
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-09-26 07:47:51 UTC
Goku wins guys.

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Khalm Hasal
#25 - 2014-09-27 13:38:57 UTC
I don't know any of the people mentioned. So.

Seconding the Kirk answer.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#26 - 2014-09-27 21:35:48 UTC
After several minutes of sarcastic commentary Mal and Rourke would end up drinking instead.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
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