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The Real criminals are CCP-they are cold blooded killers!

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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#1 - 2011-11-24 15:58:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Darius III
So we had a fight with the Devs, things were going well, and everyone had a good time. I originally joined the public fleet to blend in and pop CCP's wrecks-but the FC's were pretty cool and the pubbies worked well together, so I decided to play it straight.

The fight was pretty fun, I was able to podkill three CCP fleet members as well as make the mails of 17 more and scored 24 total kills during the engagement. I was flying a cynabal and got primaried 7 times. I managed to warp out or jump through the first six times. The seventh time-17 CCP battleships made my killmail. I was happy to get what kills I did, and as my ship exploded I took a second to look around the field at all the wrecks. I looked at the fleet and BAM-I was back in Jita.

I expected to see some -10.0 sec guy on my podmail...When I looked it up, I was horrified to see that I had been assassinated by CCP. Thats right-CCP podded me! Making me first player in Eve's long history to be podded by CCP using a non-AOE weapon. I was killed by turret fire from CCP ships. Thats right ships-two of them.

I know that my political stance has angered CCP. I understand that I have pissed them off by forcing CCP to change the game by my actions several times. (Contract display interface and salvaging mechanics are a few of the things they had to rewrite because of me v0v ) I get that CCP is upset with me for stealing the election even though I have worked hard as CSM.

Maybe I had it coming :D Perhaps giving them a giant oversized golden Monocle and boxes of Nerds® brand candy at the "Emergency summit" in July wasn't so smart on my part. Maybe my stance as CSM has them riled? Or perhaps Goons paid CCP to assassinate my character? Could it be that Darius JOHNSON couldnt restrain his Goon Roots and ordered the hit? Maybe it was retaliation from the art department about what I said about the space barbies.....we may never know.

I am proud to join in history with the likes of Martin Luther King, Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, Rorschach from Watchmen, Hellen Keller, Uri Gheller, Mike Hunt and Mark Malarkey-as people to have been assassinated because of their political beliefs and the power they wielded. Unlike them though-my clone was up todate.

All I lost were the implants I had in my head: A Snake set HG, Slave set LG, Odins Eye, Neumon family Heirloom and two sets of +5's (which I have petitioned the loss of) and my trust and faith in humanity.

Thank you CCP for this event. Most of the participants I spoke with said it was the most fun they had had in Eve to date and were happy to participate in this historic battle. Although I only managed to make the killmails of 20 CCP ships and pods while being constantly primaried-I'll try harder next time and I am not mad. Well not as mad as you are apparently :D

TL;DR CCP assassinated D3, he isn't mad but they are.

Hmmm
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#2 - 2011-11-24 16:06:45 UTC
I doubt that it was personal , I would like to think that they probably got carried away with the pew pew (although who knows)

I did chuckle when I saw that it was you that got podded (Karma and all that)


The official response;

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=407412#post407412

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
JitaJane
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-11-24 16:13:21 UTC
See you said 'pubbie' and I stopped caring...

90% of of the time my posts are about something I actually find interesting and want to learn more about. Do not be alarmed.

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2011-11-24 16:14:58 UTC
Congratulations on getting podded Darius III. I will be doing it next time mark my words!

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#5 - 2011-11-24 16:25:03 UTC
A shame I couldnt whore on your pod, D3. Sad

For the next event, I already got the perfect ship :

[Scorpion, Let's Save D3 !]
Damage Control II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I
1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I

Quad LiF Fueled I Booster Rockets
ECM Burst II
Invulnerability Field II
Invulnerability Field II
Heavy Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 800
Large Shield Extender II
Large Shield Extender II
Large Shield Extender II

Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I
Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I
Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I
Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I
Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I
Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I

Large Particle Dispersion Projector I
Large Particle Dispersion Projector I
Large Particle Dispersion Projector I



Km-whoring, serious business.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#6 - 2011-11-24 16:50:24 UTC
Reppyk wrote:
A shame I couldnt ***** on your pod, D3. Sad

For the next event, I already got the perfect ship :

[Scorpion, Let's Save D3 !]


Km-whoring, serious business


I came back in with a blackbird and hit an ECM burst to get most of my mails. And while we are on the subject of KM whoring, Scooter1, the leader of Brick Squad-ninja'd in on a 25 Bn Isk WN. Nyx in our new home HED-GP just minutes before the carnage broke out in Tama. Which I think should be renamed Trauma after the fight....

JitaJane wrote:
See you said 'pubbie' and I stopped caring...


I actually did not mean it in a derogatory way this time. I was deeply impressed with the "Public" fleet and the FC's. So much so that I decided to "Fight for the user" this time. I originally jined the fleet as a way to keep off peoples overview while I popped the Blue CCP wrecks. Instead I was so keen on the public fleet's quality that I took up arms against tyranny and joined my brothers in arms.

Turned out to be the best move I could have made. Should you read the Declaration of Independence, or the Constitution- you will see my family name displayed on all three.
I was proud to be part of this revolution. Give me Balance or give me death! (they gave me death)Pirate







Hmmm
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#7 - 2011-11-24 16:53:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Darius III
Reppyk wrote:
A shame I couldnt ***** on your pod, D3. Sad

For the next event, I already got the perfect ship :

[Scorpion, Let's Save D3 !]


Km-whoring, serious business


I came back in with a blackbird and hit an ECM burst to get most of my mails. And while we are on the subject of KM whoring, Scooter1, the leader of Brick Squad-ninja'd in on a 25 Bn Isk White Noise Nyx in our new home HED-GP just minutes before the carnage broke out in Tama. Which I think should be renamed Trauma after the fight....

JitaJane wrote:
See you said 'pubbie' and I stopped caring...


I actually did not mean it in a derogatory way this time. I was deeply impressed with the "Public" fleet and the FC's. So much so that I decided to "Fight for the user" this time. I originally joined the fleet as a way to keep off peoples overview while I popped the Blue CCP wrecks. Instead I was so keen on the public fleet's quality that I took up arms against tyranny and joined my brothers in arms.




Turned out to be the best move I could have made. Should you read the Declaration of Independence, or the Constitution- you will see my family name displayed on all three. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Morris_%28financier%29
I was proud to be part of this revolution. Give me Balance or give me death! (they gave me death)Pirate



I couldnt autolink for some reason pfft

Hmmm
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#8 - 2011-11-24 16:54:23 UTC
Darius III wrote:

There was an issue with parsing this post's BBCode




Perhaps it really is a conspiracy,,,,,lol

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-11-24 17:06:29 UTC
This may have been a case of CCP Dev's seeking retribution. Considering some of the wider forces at play it might be feasible to suggest that sporting a monocle on the field of may have provided immunity from what transpired.

Black Man with Goggles
COMRADE CAPSLOCK
Squad Bank
#10 - 2011-11-24 17:23:04 UTC
Darius III wrote:
I am proud to join in history with the likes of Hellen Keller, Uri Gheller, Mike Hunt and Mark Malarkey as people to have been assassinated


I LIKE HOW DARIUS THINKS HELLEN KELLER WAS ASSANATED. WHAT A MORAN
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#11 - 2011-11-25 02:43:19 UTC
COMRADE CAPSLOCK wrote:
WHAT A MORAN


What a Roman indeed.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-11-25 07:24:37 UTC
I got this straight from the logs:

CCP TomB > heh, i got Darius 3s pod kekeke
CCP Xhagen > POP THAT F*CKER!
CCP Guard > now now guys - no podding, we promised!
CCP TomB > meh
CCP Xhagen > screw that sh*t i hate that dood
CCP TomB > aright here goes har har har
CCP Guard > gaiz?
CCP TomB > BOOMSHAKALAK!
CCP Guard > GAIZ!

No really. Straight from the logs. Honest!
Skrupler
#13 - 2011-11-25 08:07:32 UTC
OK
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#14 - 2011-11-25 08:09:02 UTC
Darius III wrote:

Turned out to be the best move I could have made. Should you read the Declaration of Independence, or the Constitution- you will see my family name displayed on all three. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Morris_%28financier%29
I was proud to be part of this revolution. Give me Balance or give me death! (they gave me death)Pirate


I think they just sent you to the Debtors Prison of Eve. Jita.

Bankruptcy and Debtors Prison after unwise speculation. Something you could learn from, eh D3?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2011-11-25 11:01:02 UTC
Darius III wrote:
TL;DR CCP assassinated D3, he isn't mad but they are.


I'm ok with this.
Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself ♥
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#16 - 2011-11-25 11:12:09 UTC
Mr Bigwinky wrote:
Darius III wrote:
TL;DR CCP assassinated D3, he isn't mad but they are.


I'm ok with this.


JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE??? WHY WOULD ANYONE GET MAD OVER A VIDEO GAME FFS YOU NEED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR AND A NEW PERSPECTIVE BEFORE I PROBE YOU DOWN IRL.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#17 - 2011-11-25 20:53:25 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Mr Bigwinky wrote:
Darius III wrote:
TL;DR CCP assassinated D3, he isn't mad but they are.


I'm ok with this.


JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE??? WHY WOULD ANYONE GET MAD OVER A VIDEO GAME FFS YOU NEED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR AND A NEW PERSPECTIVE BEFORE I PROBE YOU DOWN IRL.


Fresh Air is overrated. Getting laid is underrated.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Snow Ogre Dude
Paladin Noesis
#18 - 2011-11-25 21:10:29 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Mr Bigwinky wrote:
Darius III wrote:
TL;DR CCP assassinated D3, he isn't mad but they are.


I'm ok with this.


JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE??? WHY WOULD ANYONE GET MAD OVER A VIDEO GAME FFS YOU NEED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR AND A NEW PERSPECTIVE BEFORE I PROBE YOU DOWN IRL.


IS SEEMS LOTS NAPPIES NEED CHANGINS IN THREAD

"Snow Ogres fall from heaven....... unassembled."
Hatsumi Kobayashi
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-11-26 03:34:06 UTC
D3 is dumb and a bad poster non shocker

No sig.
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#20 - 2011-11-26 05:13:06 UTC


Hatsumi Kobayashi wrote:
dumb and shocker: D3 is a non bad poster


FTFY.


I understood that people would be jealous of my Achievement: Get podded by CCP. Being the only person who XXXXX always makes people mad. Especially the kinds of people that get screamed at in fleet by some nerdy douche while trying to be 1337. I've listened to PL comms and it doesnt sound like fun.

Hmmm
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