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You Have One Shot

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Anslo
Scope Works
#1 - 2014-09-16 20:08:48 UTC
You have been given one shot, one chance, to do something in Eve you've always wanted. Not grr kill Gewns, or dunk a titan. But you are given a shot to do something meaningful and impacting to the players. Be it defending someone about to be ganked or putting on a flight show.

You are given the fleet, people, experience, and capital for it. Do you play the hero in a fashion of a sci-fi idol of yours? Do you simply kill everything to make people fear you?

You got one shot, one chance. What do you take it for?

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#2 - 2014-09-16 20:15:31 UTC
Burn Jita Twisted
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2014-09-16 20:21:07 UTC
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#4 - 2014-09-16 20:26:38 UTC
Is "dunk a Titan" some sort of swinger code?





I like UAE.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#5 - 2014-09-16 20:33:18 UTC
Win alliance tournament.

As a person who loves smallgang pvp in eve it would be the most glorifying single thing I could do.

Alternatively flying an AT ship on TQ without failing too hard would be awesome too.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#6 - 2014-09-16 20:55:29 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Win alliance tournament.

I like that one Miz, but slightly different for me.

With the New Eden Open.
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#7 - 2014-09-16 21:00:17 UTC
I dock into the station and do PI. The rest of fleet is shooting themselves and they are having fun like never. Here, I achieved something by not doing anything.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-09-16 21:46:46 UTC
Intercept a JF full of delicious moongoo.
Or two.
Heck, make it a dozen. Pirate

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#9 - 2014-09-16 21:49:20 UTC
Plex my account till 2386, because why the **** not?
selket Shihari
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-09-16 22:11:29 UTC
join the CSM

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

stoicfaux
#11 - 2014-09-16 22:42:20 UTC
Quit. For good.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-09-17 00:31:34 UTC
Convince CCP to implement this: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1981295#post1981295

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#13 - 2014-09-17 01:34:42 UTC
Surprise uncloak a wolf pack of stealthy u-boat bombers, deep in [any null alliance's] homeland, and suicide sink a nice lazy capital right under their noses.
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-09-17 03:26:18 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him


God I remember listening to that song so much that I was able to fast rap it bustarhymes style.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2014-09-17 05:17:45 UTC
Lead the Glorious Highsec Revolution to victory over all of nullsec with a massive fleet of Pulse Laser Armor Brawling Blackbirds and Autocannon Shield Coercers to the tune of "Rock you like a Hurricane" while drunk and frapsing.






....and I approve of Tollen using her one shot to like me. \o/

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2014-09-17 09:36:31 UTC
Bra, Anslo, I think you have that shot every day by going on win PVP roams with your dudes.

they follow you, you lead them, it's fun

so lemme ask you, anslo, if you had a seven nation army at your command, what would -you- do?
Anslo
Scope Works
#17 - 2014-09-17 11:07:42 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Bra, Anslo, I think you have that shot every day by going on win PVP roams with your dudes.

they follow you, you lead them, it's fun

so lemme ask you, anslo, if you had a seven nation army at your command, what would -you- do?

Spoilers.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#18 - 2014-09-17 14:46:33 UTC
7 an 6 at the same time....Roll

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles

Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2014-09-17 15:31:03 UTC
Ignite a war for the ages, one that will engulf every inch of known and unknown space, bringing down the estabilished and bringing the new. Marvel as the galaxy burns to the symphony of laser, missile, projectile and hybrid fire. Ride out into the mayhem with my comrades and enjoy the living hell out of epic chaos.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2014-09-17 16:16:49 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Lead the Glorious Highsec Revolution to victory over all of nullsec with a massive fleet of Pulse Laser Armor Brawling Blackbirds and Autocannon Shield Coercers to the tune of "Rock you like a Hurricane" while drunk and frapsing.






....and I approve of Tollen using her one shot to like me. \o/

i have additions to the fleet sir

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i would start a fail fit euthanasia program
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