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Eve is dying....

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Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1 - 2014-09-12 09:16:00 UTC
.... because people do not take care of their Fedo's. Every time one of them dies, Eve dies a little bit. So make Eve go STRONG again and send your Fedo's to "Tora's Fedo Shelter".

Eve needs you to act now ! Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2014-09-12 09:20:44 UTC
I feed mine corpses and antimatter. Keeps it nice and stronk.
WASPY69
Xerum.
#3 - 2014-09-12 10:52:33 UTC
Every time a Fedo dies, a socket somewhere closes.

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-09-12 12:22:06 UTC
I had my Fedo stuffed and mounted on the hood of my Benz... it still smells, but Sweet Geebus it's miraculous.

I no longer have traffic issues. It's like the the Red Sea parting down the middle.


FEAR the FEDO !

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#5 - 2014-09-12 12:27:23 UTC
Two words. Fedo feces.

Can't deal with that crap.

Mr Epeen Cool
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#6 - 2014-09-12 12:43:03 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
I feed mine corpses and antimatter. Keeps it nice and stronk.


I overheard a friend suggest adding a little bit of seasoning and enriched uranium does wonders for their immune system...and, they like it too.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-09-12 13:51:24 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
.... because people do not take care of their Fedo's. Every time one of them dies, Eve dies a little bit. So make Eve go STRONG again and send your Fedo's to "Tora's Fedo Shelter".

Eve needs you to act now ! Lol


So you can throw all our Fedos on a big heap that you can then call "the Fedo-Pile" ?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-09-12 13:56:29 UTC
I'll have you know, Tora, that my Fedos are incredibly well looked after. Just yesterday, I fed them the scraps of a PVE Raven that should keep them going for at least a couple of weeks. Not to mention the remains of the pod, and the corpse, which they have as chew toys. Stinky definitely prefers the corpse, Bitey is more into the pods.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Jur Tissant
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-09-12 16:54:26 UTC
My flock of male strippers keep my Fedo company.
Vyl Vit
#10 - 2014-09-12 16:56:48 UTC
An obvious ploy....

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2014-09-12 21:26:00 UTC
Fedo cannons would bring much excitement to Eve.




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Oraac Ensor
#12 - 2014-09-12 21:49:04 UTC
My fedo is very well cared for in a specially-equipped area at my home station. I even have two Animal Medical Experts to supervise its welfare.
Paranoid Loyd
#13 - 2014-09-12 21:51:06 UTC
I ate one of my Fedos, it was tasty. You should have seen the others looking on in terror as I made them watch. Shocked

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Burl en Daire
M.O.M.S. Corp
#14 - 2014-09-12 22:26:28 UTC
I demand a Tamagotchi game that is on a keychain, in the CQ and on my phone. I will be waiting.

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. Hunter S. Thompson
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#15 - 2014-09-12 22:36:52 UTC
Paranoid Loyd
#16 - 2014-09-12 22:42:32 UTC
Tau Cabalander wrote:
EVE Death-o-meter

From https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4801704


Pretty sure that isn't accurate considering how many people mis-spell it "dieing". Ugh
Was this accounted for?

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Absolutely Not Analt
Carebears on Fire
#17 - 2014-09-12 23:55:18 UTC
This PSA is brought to you by the Caldari Society for the Prevention of Fedo Abuse

Every day, hundreds of Fedos are abused, fed to slaver hounds, or left to dry out and rot in the baking sun of Matari desert planets. For just 100,000,000,000,000 ISK a day, you can save a Fedo from a terrible fate at the hands of those who refuse to take care of these precious and delightful animals.

If you give to only one charity, make sure it is the CSPFA. Contributions, directed to the CSPFA in care of myself, will be put to excellent use.

Thank you.

Eve is a multi player game. And you are the content. - Ralph King-Griffin Being meh at two things is not better than being great at one. - Lugh Crow-Slave
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#18 - 2014-09-13 00:02:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Fedo cannons would bring much excitement to Eve.





Well, they're about 10 times denser than depleted uranium after all.... for kinetic damage, Fedo, I choose you!
mrs Dibbler
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-09-13 00:17:58 UTC
Using pingplotter it says there's a 100% packet loss between [213.248.83.198 eveonline-ic-138015-ldn-b3.c.telia.net] and [87.237.38.200 srv200-g.ccp.cc].

Looks like loosing my favorite game - again :)
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2014-09-13 01:22:48 UTC
mrs Dibbler wrote:

Looks like loosing my favorite game - again :)

http://youtu.be/7mPyhb7LazU?t=38sBlink

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