Crime & Punishment

Any EVE player worth their salt is going to tell that this is yet another scheme of Gevlon's that's bound to fail.

Besides, may I remind you all that the reason Gevlon is trying and failing to wage meaningful opposition against us is only because he views himself as a high ranking EVE player, and he wants to join GoonWaffe, which he sees as the highest ranking organization in EVE that suits his playstyle?

To paraphrase, Gevlon does not want to be in MoA or any other similar lesser entity that exist in null without any power at all. This means, for all intents and purposes, one cannot see Gevlon as holding MoA in high regard. On the contrary, he wants to be in GoonWaffe. He wants to be in the CFC which has a true effect on null politics. He attempted to join, and he was told to fulfill the membership criteria and try again. (Which is create a SA account, contribute posts. Simple membership criteria that GoonWaffe upheld since it's conception. Similar to say, Dreddit's membership criteria that one has to be an active Reddit user before applying to join.)

But no, Gevlon thought he was above that. So he started his going nowhere project to prove a point. Everything I mentioned above is evident in his blog posts and comments.

As such, any MoA who buys into Gevlon's false 'evil Goons' narrative is just suffering to get Gevlon into GoonWaffe. He acknowledges that how Goons play EVE perfectly suits to his play style and how he'd have been the perfect Goon himself! (Of course by his propaganda, that also makes Gevlon evil, but does his contradictions really surprise you at this point?)

Do I have to tell you Gevlon, that you are never getting in?

what's the opportunity cost of parsing killboard data and making charts and graphs and making ISK to fund projects intended to destroy the people who denied your membership application (with a success rate of 0%) vs. paying $10 for a forum account and making a hundred posts over 3 months to fulfill membership requirements (with a success rate of 100%)

i ask this because gevlon really likes to talk about opportunity cost w/r/t all the precious time we waste shooting structures in our terrible, terrible bombless bombers (which according to renowned PvP expert Gevlon Goblin are solely intended for bombing and their bonuses to torpedoes are solely cosmetic)

He is losing out on station trading and farming Thukker mining missions in Hodrold on at least six alts.

i am disappointed so few people did, yes

we'll have to aim some more jets of urine at some more faces

I think most people would give higher regard to an infamous figure, like Gevlon Goblin, as opposed to some inconsequential drone whose claim to fame is simply being a member, by throwing some meaningless posts on an SA site, of a leading corporation.

gevlon is so hilarious precisely because he tries so hard yet remains so inconsequential except as a source of hilarious failure

Every day is victory day for 'the graphman' , that's probably the only thing i would envy from gevlon : no matter if everyone thinks he's the biggest faillure around in his own eyes he's king of the world.

Some days it's just hard being sane ....

Bombless bomber

People, we're going back to drinking!

Anyway, goblin, you're either really stubborn or have nothing to do irl (job, school, gf (teehee) or smthn). Anyway, why don't move forward? Why don't try to do something that can actually hurt CFC?

How not to play Eve.

1. Make loads of money.

2. Have no competence to do anything worthwhile with that money.

3. Cry about Goons.

I think if Goblin was as irrelevant CFC people say he was, they wouldn't be posting so much. Not supporting/detracting from Goblin...just saying.