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Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#161 - 2015-01-07 11:56:57 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:

Please verify that Space Dwarfs live in Space Halls under the Space Mountain.

I will do no such thing. P Drink up. Smile
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#162 - 2015-01-07 16:44:25 UTC
Hail friend

I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region

I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat

I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs


Will you join me friend?
Thea Isotalo
Doomheim
#163 - 2015-01-08 00:27:50 UTC
Alabath Schmidt wrote:


I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing.

If you judge, it's racist.



And people say bad things about Commander Kim...

BRCE: Mission Statement!
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#164 - 2015-01-08 02:03:40 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Hail friend

I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region

I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat

I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs


Will you join me friend?


So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again?

Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
Electus Matari
#165 - 2015-01-08 09:31:50 UTC
Why is this thread still getting posts?
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#166 - 2015-01-08 09:42:03 UTC
Sammie MacWinters wrote:
Why is this thread still getting posts?


I assume that is a spaceman way of saying, "why does the club keep getting guests?" The answer, of course, is the ambiance and warm welcome atmosphere of the sort usually only found amongst happy drunken elfs. Smile

I'm sharing it with you, spacemans. Drink of it. Big smile
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#167 - 2015-01-08 09:45:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Hail friend

I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region

I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat

I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs


Will you join me friend?


So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again?

Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets?


Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS.

I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. What?
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#168 - 2015-01-08 09:46:40 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Hail friend

I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region

I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat

I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs


Will you join me friend?


I am very much a lover and not at all a fighter. I shall sing your song and pour libations for your journey and for your health. Good luck, Spaceman, good luck!
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#169 - 2015-01-08 09:51:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
3ll3 wrote:

If Space Dwarfs exist then do they have the same grudge against you as those in mythology do against elven kind?


I've given it some thought, and I must admit I was entirely too dismissive of the possibility, initially.

"Space Dwarf", as a term, is intriguingly contradictory, because Dwarfs are of (and close to) the ground.

Perhaps Space Dwarfs are those that have found themselfs on an asteroid?

If you're up for it, I'd like to hear your thoughts on the matter, and I know just the thing to get the creative juices flowing.*


* (wine)
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#170 - 2015-01-08 10:30:55 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Dragon


I promised you a song. This is what I have so far:

Fly swiftly, hero, fly,
and in your spaceship go
to mystic Venal lands
to face the fierce "Huando"

Sleep soflty, children, sleep,
and dream of vessels gold
with hard-won Dragon loot
within their cargo hold

Sing freely, Maidens, sing
lay out the vic'try feast
for Foley Ab'ras Jones
will slay the wicked beast!

(In theory I should save the last verse until after the quest, but I'm not sure that the metre shift adequately captures the change in tone and could use some feedback before it's actually performed).

Weep now, spacemans, weep
Hoist not the vict'ry flagon
For Foley Ab'ras Jones
was eaten by The Dragon.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#171 - 2015-01-08 12:42:22 UTC
It would seem I have finally found who stole my secret stash of Quafe and Crash. I would ask for it back, but it would seem the Op consumed it all.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#172 - 2015-01-08 23:19:26 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
It would seem I have finally found who stole my secret stash of Quafe and Crash. I would ask for it back, but it would seem the Op consumed it all.


Quafe can be combined with an equal portion of crimson wine to make a surprisingly palatable drink that I avoid as if it were a plague.

Good luck finding your Crash. Smile
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#173 - 2015-01-14 15:28:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
Average Space Elf wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Hail friend

I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region

I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat

I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs


Will you join me friend?


So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again?

Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets?


Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS.

I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. What?


I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of

Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast!

You should really consider joining me!

*Rolls for persuasion boost*
*Rolls 5*

****
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#174 - 2015-01-15 01:11:46 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Hail friend

I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region

I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat

I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs


Will you join me friend?


So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again?

Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets?


Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS.

I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. What?


I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of

Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast!

You should really consider joining me!

*Rolls for persuasion boost*
*Rolls 5*

****


What did I say about rolling for persuasion checks? Use the red dice and say some prayers to the Random-Number-Goddess before rolling!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#175 - 2015-01-15 16:10:40 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Hail friend

I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region

I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat

I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs


Will you join me friend?


So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again?

Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets?


Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS.

I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. What?


I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of

Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast!

You should really consider joining me!

*Rolls for persuasion boost*
*Rolls 5*

****


What did I say about rolling for persuasion checks? Use the red dice and say some prayers to the Random-Number-Goddess before rolling!


**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#176 - 2015-01-15 17:06:25 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat




Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#177 - 2015-01-15 17:14:23 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat




Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll.


Oh im prepared,

Got my level 96 Intern with a COMPLETE Amarrian slaver gear set which halfs all effects of a critical failure roll
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#178 - 2015-01-16 09:40:49 UTC
Dice? No.

A riding crop, some handcuffs, assorted costumery, but not dice.

I have no idea what you spacemans are talking about.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#179 - 2015-01-16 10:03:43 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
Dice? No.

A riding crop, some handcuffs, assorted costumery, but not dice.

I have no idea what you spacemans are talking about.


It's roleplaying.

Also, Foley, did you remember to at least put points into constitution this time?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#180 - 2015-01-16 11:25:06 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat




Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll.


Oh im prepared,

Got my level 96 Intern with a COMPLETE Amarrian slaver gear set which halfs all effects of a critical failure roll




Mr. Aberas Jones, you got level 96 Intern with Amarrian gear, but can you cite all scriptures by heart?

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