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Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#141 - 2014-10-14 07:28:08 UTC
Mika Firestorm wrote:
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.

Ahh, good times were had indeed.

... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.

Don't judge me.


I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing.

If you judge, it's racist.

I believe it is your... second post here, right, Ms. Schmidt?
And every time you just start trolling Caldari with no apparent reason.
Quite interesting introduction, I have to say.

You had one job...


Spacemans spacemans spacemans, please. This is a place of happiness and funtimes and relaxation and enjoyment, not for bizarre sibling rivalry squabbling.

You all look the same to me, anyhow. Blink
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#142 - 2014-10-14 07:35:19 UTC
992 wrote:


Do elfs like their ears to be rubbed?


Would it please you to know that I'm quite good at massaging ears? (not offering, ofc)



This elf certainly does.

And... yes?

You actually.... you actually look just like a spacemangirl I knew from my time at UC. It's an uncanny enough resemblance that I think I'll go be pensive in a corner for a while.

But first, wine. Wine for all. Wine for all the spacemans.
992
#143 - 2014-10-14 11:37:39 UTC


Were you and Spacemangirl amorous? Is that even possible?


I'm sorry if that's an insensitive question.

*hold up my glass for some more wine*

F*ckisn like not workign --Pepper the Penguin #VictoryForNeon
Anslo
Scope Works
#144 - 2014-10-14 13:38:45 UTC
What in the actual flying ****

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Vizage
Capital Allied Industrial Distribution
#145 - 2014-10-14 16:19:22 UTC
Anslo wrote:
What in the actual flying ****


For once we are in perfect agreement.
Anslo
Scope Works
#146 - 2014-10-14 16:28:23 UTC
Vizage wrote:
Anslo wrote:
What in the actual flying ****


For once we are in perfect agreement.

You know **** is ****** up when me and Kirstin agree on it.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#147 - 2014-10-15 01:19:54 UTC
992 wrote:


Were you and Spacemangirl amorous? Is that even possible?


I'm sorry if that's an insensitive question.

*hold up my glass for some more wine*



Possible? Yes. Possible, yes. But alas, alas, alas, alas.

This was several lifetimes ago, of course. Long, long gone.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#148 - 2014-10-15 01:22:52 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Vizage wrote:
Anslo wrote:
What in the actual flying ****


For once we are in perfect agreement.

You know **** is ****** up when me and Kirstin agree on it.


I should rename my club "Average Space Elf's Space Elf Space Club, A Place For Spacemans to Ceaselessly Give Voice to Their Bafflement", because apparently that's what you spacemans like to do the very most.

You are all so very very easily confused. Straight
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#149 - 2014-10-15 02:44:02 UTC
Left Side, Many Elfs!

Now, Handle It!

Katrina Oniseki
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#150 - 2014-10-15 02:54:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
Left Side, Many Elfs!

Now, Handle It!


Missiles, drones or projectiles, Ma'am?

Edit: F-it! I'm Matari! Fire everything!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#151 - 2014-10-15 03:31:38 UTC
What?
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#152 - 2014-10-15 03:32:24 UTC
But I love you.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#153 - 2014-10-15 07:13:46 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
But I love you.


I love everyone equally (and it comes in the form of live ammunition).

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
#154 - 2014-10-15 16:33:00 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
But I love you.


I love everyone equally (and it comes in the form of live ammunition).


Sooo, you want space elf shots, instead of just the space elf wine.
Sneaky.

Do those exist?
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#155 - 2014-10-15 23:42:26 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
But I love you.


I love everyone equally (and it comes in the form of live ammunition).

Nothing says "I love you" quite like the romantic glow of over heated auto-cannons.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
3ll3
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#156 - 2014-10-17 04:44:21 UTC
A few questions if I may Mr Elf?

What makes Space Elves or those who should not be spoken of by name evil?
Could not it be the other way or perhaps both are just splinter group of the same race?
Also if your species exist then so to, by logical deduction must Space Dwarfs?

If Space Dwarfs exist then do they have the same grudge against you as those in mythology do against elven kind?
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#157 - 2014-10-17 05:40:09 UTC
My head hurts!
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#158 - 2014-10-17 06:40:57 UTC
3ll3 wrote:
A few questions if I may Mr Elf?

What makes Space Elves or those who should not be spoken of by name evil?
Could not it be the other way or perhaps both are just splinter group of the same race?
Also if your species exist then so to, by logical deduction must Space Dwarfs?

If Space Dwarfs exist then do they have the same grudge against you as those in mythology do against elven kind?


Please verify that Space Dwarfs live in Space Halls under the Space Mountain.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#159 - 2015-01-07 11:52:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
3ll3 wrote:
A few questions if I may Mr Elf?

What makes Space Elves or those who should not be spoken of by name evil?
Could not it be the other way or perhaps both are just splinter group of the same race?
Also if your species exist then so to, by logical deduction must Space Dwarfs?

If Space Dwarfs exist then do they have the same grudge against you as those in mythology do against elven kind?


IN ORDER:

Lack of fashion sense, and absolutely no sense of humor about it.
As to the first part of the question: they're truly truly truly beyond help. As to the second: ew, no, ew.
The context of this question can only lead me to conclude that "logical" means something entirely different to spacemans than to elfs.

I'd tell you not to be silly with regards to so-called "Space Dwarfs", but then that wouldn't be very much fun now, would it? If you find any "Space Dwarfs" in your space journeys, please do send them this way!

With them, as with you, I shall share my wine. :)
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#160 - 2015-01-07 11:55:30 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
My head hurts!


I recommend wine! Big smile