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Arista Shahni

Ministry of War

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 248

#81 - 2014-09-12 16:04:43 UTC

This is what happens when rookie capsuleers balance on that 5m3 of drugs yelling over the Summit:

"This is more drop than i could take in a thousand lifetimes!"

(which did indeed happen, though I am not sure if I am quoting the correct narcotic.)

"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also. And as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."

Otsito Mining and Manufacture 797
Jinari Otsito Otsito Mining and Manufacture Likes received: 797	#82 - 2014-09-12 16:16:09 UTC ... hold my Starsi. Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Anatole Madullier

Alexylva Paradox

Likes received: 245

#83 - 2014-09-12 17:03:29 UTC

Elmund Egivand wrote:

Average Space Elf wrote:

Anatole Madullier wrote:

I have always believed that the patriarchy, elf or not, needs to be crushed. It is a backwards social construct that only brings oppression where minds should be free and all should be equal.

I'll drink to that!

Quote:

As for being elfblind, are there such things as elf guide dogs, or other favourable animals?

This is just so sad. Sad

You could try a space dragon, if you could find one.

There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes.

I will have a elfblind guide rogue drone, nothing can go wrong here.

ॐ

Rodj Blake

PIE Inc.

Khimi Harar

Likes received: 2,669

#84 - 2014-09-12 17:04:45 UTC

Average Space Elf wrote:

Jinari Otsito wrote:

Are there any... extraordinary space elfs? I mean, you being an average one and all. Any abysmal ones?

The extraordinary space elfs pass into legend, and are rightly revered and worshiped. I believe you spacemen call them "gods"?

Abysmal space elfs? Surely they exist, but I can't recall ever meeting one. What?

Sounds like blasphemy.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Anatole Madullier

Alexylva Paradox

Likes received: 245

#85 - 2014-09-12 17:06:30 UTC

Rodj Blake wrote:

Average Space Elf wrote:

Jinari Otsito wrote:

Are there any... extraordinary space elfs? I mean, you being an average one and all. Any abysmal ones?

Sounds like blasphemy.

Think about it, what if God is a space elf... doesn't say anywhere that he isn't, does it?

ॐ

Jandice Ymladris

Aurora Arcology

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#86 - 2014-09-12 17:17:31 UTC

Anatole Madullier wrote:

Rodj Blake wrote:

Average Space Elf wrote:

Jinari Otsito wrote:

Are there any... extraordinary space elfs? I mean, you being an average one and all. Any abysmal ones?

Sounds like blasphemy.

Think about it, what if God is a space elf... doesn't say anywhere that he isn't, does it?

That's easy to check. According to the Scriptures the Amarr adhere to, they are Gods Chosen. From this follows that either all Amarr are Space-Elfs (else they wouldn't be the Chosen), or God isn't a space-Elf.

By lack of enthousiasm from the Amarr delegation in this discussion, I have to conclude that the Amarr God is no Space-Elf.

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology

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Darina Rea Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine Likes received: 11	#87 - 2014-09-12 17:31:57 UTC Do space nuns count?

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Average Space Elf Praise Coleslaw Likes received: 109	#88 - 2014-09-12 20:04:54 UTC \| Edited by: Average Space Elf 1 Elmund Egivand wrote: There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes. We get space elf space vodka from the teatmilk of space dragons, and oh lordy lordy do we have space elf space vodka. Q.E.D. space dragons exist.

Average Space Elf

Praise Coleslaw

Likes received: 109

#89 - 2014-09-12 20:06:53 UTC

Arista Shahni wrote:

I'm not sure what the spaceman obsession with drugs is. Are your realities so truly lacking as to need chemical enhancement? So very tragic. More wine.

Average Space Elf

Praise Coleslaw

Likes received: 109

#90 - 2014-09-12 20:09:50 UTC

Jandice Ymladris wrote:

Anatole Madullier wrote:

Rodj Blake wrote:

Average Space Elf wrote:

Jinari Otsito wrote:

Are there any... extraordinary space elfs? I mean, you being an average one and all. Any abysmal ones?

Sounds like blasphemy.

Think about it, what if God is a space elf... doesn't say anywhere that he isn't, does it?

It's my experience that when space elfs take up godhood (usually as a hobby, sometimes on accident), their spacemen worshippers inevitably get almost everything wrong.

it's becoming increasingly apparently that the Amarr spacemen are no exception.

Average Space Elf

Praise Coleslaw

Likes received: 109

#91 - 2014-09-12 20:10:37 UTC

Rodj Blake wrote:

Average Space Elf wrote:

Jinari Otsito wrote:

Are there any... extraordinary space elfs? I mean, you being an average one and all. Any abysmal ones?

Sounds like blasphemy.

Jinari Otsito

Otsito Mining and Manufacture

Likes received: 797

#92 - 2014-09-12 20:13:41 UTC

Average Space Elf wrote:

Elmund Egivand wrote:

There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes.

We get space elf space vodka from the teatmilk of space dragons, and oh lordy lordy do we have space elf space vodka. Q.E.D. space dragons exist.

Welp, I'm convinced. If there ever was some sort of mythos that deserves a leap of faith - or a drunken tumble down mt dumbass for that matter - it's the one that has space elf space vodka procured from the teatmilk of space dragons.

Where do I sign up for your newsletter and space elf space vodka delivery service?

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.


Average Space Elf Praise Coleslaw Likes received: 109	#93 - 2014-09-12 20:14:51 UTC 1 N'maro Makari wrote: Four pages. This cannot be a thing. And yet here we are, four pages later with not a single other space elf in attendance, but a vast surplus of party poopers and spoilsports. Alas.

Average Space Elf

Praise Coleslaw

Likes received: 109

#94 - 2014-09-12 20:20:55 UTC

Jinari Otsito wrote:

Average Space Elf wrote:

Elmund Egivand wrote:

There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes.

We get space elf space vodka from the teatmilk of space dragons, and oh lordy lordy do we have space elf space vodka. Q.E.D. space dragons exist.

That's the spirit! I knew you had some space elf in you somewhere!

No newsletter yet. Space elf freestyle cuneiform doesn't lend itself particularly well to the medium. Space elf space vodka delivery services will begin once we crowdsource the funds to make it a reality.

Aedre Lafisques

Nadire Security Consultants

Federation Peacekeepers

Likes received: 102

#95 - 2014-09-12 22:46:31 UTC

Whether any of this be all, part or not at all imaginary, props to any soul, fictional or living, willing to milk something deserving of the title 'dragon'; particularly the space- variant, which presumably survives the vacuum and radiation of space on top of qualities already giving it 'dragon' status.

Does this mean these so called space dragons are in fact mammals? This brings to mind romantic children's stories of space whales, which are traditionally just as fanciful as dragons are.

Does it come out as vodka-like substance or is there a distillation process?

Somebody let me know if they get a hold of this fanciful vodka. To warrant a story like this, it simply has to be stellar if its really out there.

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Katrina Oniseki Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive Likes received: 3,476	#96 - 2014-09-13 01:13:32 UTC 1 Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her. Ahh, good times were had indeed. ... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life. Don't judge me. Katrina Oniseki

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Sakaane Eionell Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative Likes received: 176	#97 - 2014-09-13 01:24:33 UTC Katrina Oniseki wrote: Don't judge me. Oh, you Caldari vixen, you. Suresha We are the few, spoken of by many \| Solitary Pilot

Average Space Elf

Praise Coleslaw

Likes received: 109

#98 - 2014-09-13 02:40:08 UTC

Katrina Oniseki wrote:

Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.

Ahh, good times were had indeed.

... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.

Don't judge me.

Are my ears pointy? No, they are not. Space elfs do not have pointy ears. Space elves ( Evil

) on the other hand, do. In ages past this would make my elfblood boil. The intervening years have dulled the offense of spaceman ignorance, though, so now I'm merely left with a mild headache. Ouch.

Your wife sounds like quite the spacelady, though. Shocked


Katrina Oniseki Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive Likes received: 3,476	#99 - 2014-09-13 03:15:45 UTC 1 Average Space Elf wrote: Your wife sounds like quite the spacelady, though. You have no idea. Katrina Oniseki

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Makoto Priano Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium Likes received: 9,936	#100 - 2014-09-13 03:37:31 UTC The things you learn. Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?