Intergalactic Summit

Entirely on accident. I was doing "research" (see above) at CAS and one thing led to another and next thing you know I have some new hardware. Might have had something to do with space tequila.

It's not entirely unwelcome, though I've had to reconcile it with traditionalist space elf views w/r/t cybernetic modification. It has also given me more time to seek out fellow elfs.

Or, perhaps, to outlive them.

People used to ask me what I have against the bodymodding community in the Federation.

This is exactly the sort of thing I'd use as an example. The ones who get an ear pointed or an eye slanted or a tail added or their nails turned into something resembling claws, and then act as if or outright claim it makes them some whole new goddamned species.

None of those are traits of space elfs. I think you're confusing us with space elves () or something else entirely.

I cannot help but disagree with your general point, at least as far as elfs are concerned. Though there may be individuals out there who see space elfs and seek to imitate us through modern science, I cannot fault them for wanting to emulate are greatness. I'm flattered, not offended.

Other elfs may feel differently, of course.

Interesting! Very interesting. It is often said in the space elf community that a space eflin father will pass on more traits than a space elfin mother, yet here you stand before me more space elf than not. Perhaps the sayings are wrong? Perhaps it is the echo of ancient space-elf patriarchy, from which I'd like to think we've since moved on? Hmm. A fine specimen, one way or another.

I do lament your lost elfsight, though. I can only imagine how difficult it must be to be born elfblind.

Amarr spacemen don't like wine? What a pity.

I doubt this statement holds any truth. The Amarr produce among the finest wines in the Eden cluster & are a desired export product for many.

I have always believed that the patriarchy, elf or not, needs to be crushed. It is a backwards social construct that only brings oppression where minds should be free and all should be equal.

As for being elfblind, are there such things as elf guide dogs, or other favourable animals?

Well then I shall assume he is just a confused old man, perhaps one that has had too little space wine (there is no such thing as too much!). Here, spacegrump, raise a glass with me! Drink up!

Four pages.

This cannot be a thing.

There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes.