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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2014-09-06 07:25:41 UTC
well, I mean no offense, I just know nothing of your little group. Being cryptic about it isn't exactly sheding Any light on it, which in turn isn't exactly helping the situation... I'm sure I'm not the only one confused by what exactly your group is or what your goals are.,...
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#22 - 2014-09-06 08:06:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Rodj Blake
I must confess that my knowledge of elfs isn't great, but aren't they meant to be servants of the Deceiver?

And also, aren't they meant to have pointy ears so that we can tell them apart from proper people? Where are your pointy ears?

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#23 - 2014-09-06 08:08:42 UTC
This is going to turn out to be one of those weird sex things, isn't it? I'll bet it's a weird sex thing.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#24 - 2014-09-06 08:30:05 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
This is going to turn out to be one of those weird sex things, isn't it? I'll bet it's a weird sex thing.


Earlobes are Erogenous. I do not Know of any Function for Pointy Ears. The Scriptures only mention Earlobes.

I have not Heard of Space Elfs Before this Thread.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#25 - 2014-09-06 09:40:26 UTC
Karynn Denton wrote:
Somebody once told me that drugs were bad for my elf...


You were misled. Cool
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#26 - 2014-09-06 09:45:14 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
well, I mean no offense, I just know nothing of your little group. Being cryptic about it isn't exactly sheding Any light on it, which in turn isn't exactly helping the situation... I'm sure I'm not the only one confused by what exactly your group is or what your goals are.,...


When you're a space elf you're naturally inclined towards secrecy. This is far more visible than usual; I'm far more comfortable frolicking in space forests than cooped up inside a space station, I assure you. The draw... however... the possibility of finding others, has been enough to drag me from my space elf space shell.

I'm not quite sure what you mean by "group"... space elfs? We are not nearly organized enough to have group goals (other than the aforementioned frolicking and merryment). If you mean Bad Investment Choices, well, the name is right there on the space tin. I can think of few worse investment choices than opening a space club for the most minor of space minorities!
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#27 - 2014-09-06 09:46:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
Rodj Blake wrote:
I must confess that my knowledge of elfs isn't great, but aren't they meant to be servants of the Deceiver?

And also, aren't they meant to have pointy ears so that we can tell them apart from proper people? Where are your pointy ears?



You're thinking of space elves. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE SPACE ELVES.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#28 - 2014-09-06 09:50:09 UTC
Synthetic Cultist wrote:
Jinari Otsito wrote:
This is going to turn out to be one of those weird sex things, isn't it? I'll bet it's a weird sex thing.


Earlobes are Erogenous. I do not Know of any Function for Pointy Ears. The Scriptures only mention Earlobes.

I have not Heard of Space Elfs Before this Thread.



Weird sex thing? I must admit that I had not originally planned for such activities in the council club, and I sincerely doubt we're zoned for it. This will take some research, I think. What?
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#29 - 2014-09-06 09:52:04 UTC
The only Elf I know is DarkElf, and he was a legendary outlaw, a notorious pirate who ransomed other capsuleers, raided & plundered their wreckages after he shot them in case of refusing ransoms.

He used to be a big thing when I was recently graduated, a capsuleer that instilled fear & dread into others, yet he was also known for his honesty in honoring ransoms.

This 'Elf-Club' seems to be lightyears separated form his legacy. Goody glittery elfs... dang, if the man could see you lot, he'd line you up and pod each one of you, repeatedly, on account of soiling his DarkElf legacy.

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#30 - 2014-09-06 09:56:24 UTC
You piqued my curiosity, and I have looked up this "DarkElf".

Not an elf. Not even close. 0% elf. Could not possibly be further from a space elf.

It seems as if he were a perfectly fine brigand, though, and many an elf have found success and legend in that pursuit. Perhaps that's why he adopted the name? For honouring the elf space adventuring tradition, I raise my glass to DarkElf. Cheers!
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#31 - 2014-09-06 09:59:20 UTC
In fact, you've inspired me. Perhaps, since no elfs have stopped by thus far, you fine non-elf capsuleers could suggest potential elfs? It could be a fine way to pass the time whilst we sit beneath the space elf space trees and drink our space elf space wine.
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2014-09-06 11:29:41 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
I must confess that my knowledge of elfs isn't great, but aren't they meant to be servants of the Deceiver?

And also, aren't they meant to have pointy ears so that we can tell them apart from proper people? Where are your pointy ears?



You're thinking of space elves. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE SPACE ELVES.


If space elfs are different from space elves, then could you please let me know what the singular of elves is?

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#33 - 2014-09-06 19:28:17 UTC
The singular for "Ones Of Which We Do Not Speak" is "One Of Which We Do Not Speak". Now let us continue to not speak of them, possibly whilst drinking wine. Hopefully whilst drinking some wine. Whilst drinking some wine.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#34 - 2014-09-06 19:58:11 UTC
Elf Vodka? Tell me there's Elf Vodka.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#35 - 2014-09-06 20:49:46 UTC
why's their such an emphasis on drinking the wine? *looks in glass*
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#36 - 2014-09-06 21:44:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Elf Vodka? Tell me there's Elf Vodka.


Elf Vodka requires the teatmilk of a Space Dragon. Have you ever tried to milk the teatmilk of a Space Dragon? Have you? Few have lived to tell the tale. I wouldn't dream of carrying such a dangerous product.

Just kidding, of course we have Elf Vodka! What kind of operation do you think we're running here? Please don't answer that.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#37 - 2014-09-06 21:45:49 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
why's their such an emphasis on drinking the wine? *looks in glass*


There are few things a elf likes more than his or her space wine, of course! Space Elfs produce the finest of space wines, it is known.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#38 - 2014-09-07 23:32:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
I was expecting more space elfs to stop by, or maybe just hoping that they would. Are we truly becoming extinct? Have our space elf bloodlines diluted into the general populace? I am not opposed to these things, of course, because such are the ways of space life, but I cannot help but feel a certain sense of loss.

Even the somewhat-elfish have been rare, far more rare than I thought. Anabella (almost) and Jinari (less so) are the only ones that somewhat qualify, that might have had some space elf blood in their distant space family space tree.

With all of this in mind, I suppose I shall expound on the criteria of space elfishness.

1) Sight of the Elfs. Elfs are clear of eye, unhindered of vision. We can "see" far into future times, and have not yet lost sight of the ancient past. The vast swatches of space are no barrier to our comprehension. Sometimes rejected by those who cannot handle the truthsight.

2) Forest of the Elfs. Every one of the space elfs carries a bit of the magical, mystical, exotic space forests with them. Though this is not a sure thing; space trees can be space-felled, after all. Can also be hidden by those ashamed of their elfselfs.

3) Artistry of the Elfs. Every elf is a canvas, and every elf clan holds a collective brush. The poetries of generations past, present, and yet to come are traced upon our very elf selfs. May be missing from elfs divorced from their culture.

So there, gentle guests. I have shared with you some deep elfin secrets. If I am alone as a space elf I suppose it does not even matter any more, breaking such a taboo. The other signifiers of elfinhood are secondary: litheness of frame, appreciation of space elf space wine, and so forth. These are not at all limited to elftypes.

Here. Wine. Wine for all. Just drink around my tears.
Ston Momaki
Disciples of Ston
#39 - 2014-09-08 00:15:48 UTC
While not an Elf, my ancestral family was often confused with elves because of our elf-like features.

The Disciples of Ston bid you peace
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#40 - 2014-09-08 01:08:08 UTC
If they are indeed elven features, then I am sorry for the curse placed upon your family (perhaps by a malicious space wizard).

If they are instead elfin, than I am glad that fortune smiles upon you. Few are so blessed. Big smile