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Ye Olde Space Elfe Space Pube
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Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#1 - 2014-09-06 00:37:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
Hail friends, and well met! Welcome to all Space Men and Space Mer alike, though this place was built for elfs. What makes a space elf, you might ask? I offer myself as a humble example. My real name is unimportant; I have chosen this moniker so that others may look upon me and know what it means to be a Space-Elfin Edenite.

So welcome, welcome, a thousand times welcome. Pull up a space chair, sip a space elf space wine, and feel free to "let loose" and "kick back" and whatever other sayings the space men say to mean simply "have a good time". Big smile
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#2 - 2014-09-06 00:42:15 UTC
Don't be shy; Space Elfs don't bite. Blink
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2014-09-06 00:54:29 UTC
uh........... huh?
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#4 - 2014-09-06 01:03:37 UTC
Hello friend! I see that you yourself are not a space elf, but thank's for stopping by nonetheless. If you happen to know any space elfs, please point them in this direction. Big smile
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2014-09-06 01:07:57 UTC
ya....... what exactly defines a space elf dare I ask? Can't really point them your way if I don't know after all....... ya......
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#6 - 2014-09-06 01:10:00 UTC
Again, I can only point to myself as an average specimen. The subtle nuances of elfery are best left unexplained to the un-elfin. I hope you understand. Smile
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#7 - 2014-09-06 01:12:20 UTC
right....... if I see you I'll send you your direction
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#8 - 2014-09-06 01:13:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
Many thanks! Here, have some space elf space wine, on the house, for being the first customer and also being friendly and also for your neat arm paints and face paints.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#9 - 2014-09-06 01:17:53 UTC
thanks...
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#10 - 2014-09-06 02:15:20 UTC
I thought the plural form of elf was elves? What?

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#11 - 2014-09-06 02:33:34 UTC
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE SPACE ELVES. Evil

But you, you, Anabella... for a moment I thought that you were also an elf. It was not until you brushed the hair away from your face (for the merest of moments) that my heart was broken. Cry

Perhaps you have some elfin heritage? Perhaps you are drawn to elfin cultural practices, even subconsciously. No matter. You, too, get the finest wine of my kin.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#12 - 2014-09-06 02:59:30 UTC
just a stupid question but... uh..... where are you guys from.... exactly?
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#13 - 2014-09-06 03:15:24 UTC
Not a stupid question; not a stupid question at all; in fact, it is one of the defining aspects of the elfs. I myself do not know, nor will I bore you with the multitude of theories, but they run about as crazy-to-mundane as you'd expect (jove offshoot, wormhole mutants, regular mutants, confused spacemen, etc).
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#14 - 2014-09-06 03:20:07 UTC
But now is not the time for boring old science and conjecture, now is time to eat, drink and be merry! Pour the space wine! Let it flow! Big smile
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2014-09-06 03:37:36 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
I thought the plural form of elf was elves? What?


Elfs, if you follow the classic fantasy literature. I thought they are all snobs and some specimens would call us all monkeys and unleash horrifying psychic might against us and see exactly what we will be doing centuries from now before we even thought to do it?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#16 - 2014-09-06 05:34:02 UTC
I'm so confused...

Maybe I should just have some drinks and try not to over think this.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#17 - 2014-09-06 05:40:52 UTC
dafuq

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2014-09-06 06:28:03 UTC
I don't get it either.... *takes sip of wine*
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#19 - 2014-09-06 06:39:28 UTC
Hmm. There is really nothing to "get", and certainly no long term machinations of the sort to which Mr. Egivand so cleverly alluded (he's so very clever, clever, clever). The space elfs of New Eden are a scattered and rare people*; this is merely a place for elfs, elf-enthusiasts, and none-of-the-aboves to meet and be merry. Lol


* As evidenced by dear Ms Otsito's reaction, for one!


But I forget my manners! Space wine for all!
Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#20 - 2014-09-06 07:25:04 UTC
Somebody once told me that drugs were bad for my elf...

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master
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