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The Devil's Warrior Alliance : A True Story (bro)

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Heather Barvia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#61 - 2014-09-04 15:32:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Heather Barvia
Who sends out a mail like that?
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#62 - 2014-09-04 16:08:19 UTC
Thank you for the opportunity to provide additional detail on this matter.

Our corp target-market centers around teaching new players pvp, sig tanking and transversals by killing pimp-fit piniatasin the comfort of hisec. Our message is simple, 'why go tit-for-tat on ship losses in losec or null to learn pvp (with only meagre & shared loot drops), when you can immediately dine on the juicy hisec wildebeest..'

It is a compelling message for many, and the collection & sharing of delicious tears is a delicious bonus.

This is only the beginning in Lords, as those who follow The Golden Path later graduate into mercenary work.

Compelling new player asshattery in hisec, no killrights granted, and no sec status hit...

Yes.

F

Would you like to know more?
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#63 - 2014-09-04 16:12:45 UTC
Heather Barvia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#64 - 2014-09-04 16:23:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Heather Barvia
....
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#65 - 2014-09-04 16:35:11 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
culo duro wrote:
y'all should get a room & have some very very angry sex, sounds like you need it.


****.

Who doesnt?



Not me... I'm good (Thanks Mammy)
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#66 - 2014-09-04 16:46:22 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
culo duro wrote:
y'all should get a room & have some very very angry sex, sounds like you need it.


****.

Who doesnt?



Not me... I'm good (Thanks Mammy)


Goddamn chicken thief.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#67 - 2014-09-04 16:47:44 UTC
Heather Barvia wrote:
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Thank you for the opportunity to provide additional detail on this matter.

Our corp target-market centers around teaching new players pvp, sig tanking and transversals by killing pimp-fit piniatasin the comfort of hisec. Our message is simple, 'why go tit-for-tat on ship losses in losec or null to learn pvp (with only meagre & shared loot drops), when you can immediately dine on the juicy hisec wildebeest..'

It is a compelling message for many, and the collection & sharing of delicious tears is a delicious bonus.

This is only the beginning in Lords, as those who follow The Golden Path later graduate into mercenary work.

Compelling new player asshattery in hisec, no killrights granted, and no sec status hit...

Yes.

F



Again,

TL;DR: Lords is full of highsec carebears. Join a real corp.

I'm not sure what you would consider carebearing, but if mission flipping falls in that category for you then you're right. I'm also mostly positive that the members here in Lords are here because they enjoy doing what we do, and are interested in graduating to Merc work later. That being said Lords is very different than Brave, and I think you guys do great things with noobs.

I think we're pretty good at what we do.

HTFU
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#68 - 2014-09-04 16:52:15 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
culo duro wrote:
y'all should get a room & have some very very angry sex, sounds like you need it.


****.

Who doesnt?



Not me... I'm good (Thanks Mammy)


Goddamn chicken thief.


I didn't see that coming. Snarked out loud at work. Working the cover story as I type this.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#69 - 2014-09-04 16:56:06 UTC
Another Amen from the gallery here.

This is carebear rehab for me. I've had great fun since joining and have no regrets.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Grim Hood
Kingsparrow Wormhole Division
Birds of Prey.
#70 - 2014-09-04 16:59:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Grim Hood
Feyd is the Kwisatz Haderach.

FYI.
Uppgrayyedd
Doomheim
#71 - 2014-09-04 17:00:37 UTC
Heather Barvia wrote:


Again,

TL;DR: Lords is full of highsec carebears. Join a real corp.


Tell us all how your "REAL" corp was GIVEN its nulsec sov so that you could be someone else's punching bag.

You guys ******* suck. If donkey **** was sov, you would be all over it. With the tip in and around your mouths.

Grim Hood
Kingsparrow Wormhole Division
Birds of Prey.
#72 - 2014-09-04 17:28:38 UTC
Heather Barvia wrote:
TL;DR: Lords is full of highsec carebears. Join a real corp.


I have been blowing stuff up since I was 2 weeks old. No carebearing whatsoever. Seems like a lot of people have forgotten that EVE is a game. I want to have fun and THIS is really really fun. I solo roam around lowsec as well when I have time.

I don't know anything about Brave Newbies, but I don't want to be in a corp that has almost 8000 members. I would be forgotten in a sea of players 5 seconds after joining.
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#73 - 2014-09-04 17:43:23 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#74 - 2014-09-04 17:46:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Ballorr
Doomheim
#75 - 2014-09-04 17:51:56 UTC
Amen, all praise the Dark Lord and his beautiful concubine the Lady Jessica
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#76 - 2014-09-04 17:52:33 UTC
so is Grrr Devils now a thing?

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#77 - 2014-09-04 17:58:32 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Well, I can't speak for Jamwara confusing BlinDaemon with Dr Hemoglobin and his war, but with even the lowest of IQ's and the slightest bit of research, someone should realize our corp is a new player training corp within Devils, and Jam sending a corp-level email to our new guys is a very different thing than an alliance mail from Raz or Tearz to Devils in total...

Now sure, BlinDaemon's alpha'ing my Ishkur at an undock was an unparalleled act of skill and pvp magnificence, and in no way should be negated by the fact he turned-tail and docked the moment I dropped my Abbadon on him...

But to spin up a 'look at me pwning Devils' thread is...bold.

F






I did make a mistake by confusing the two of those wars [oops]. Interestingly enough, the advice applies to both of them equally - feel free to switch the names around at your leisure; I certainly did and it didn't make much of a difference.

Thank me later :D
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#78 - 2014-09-04 18:10:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Darsena Izuma
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2014-09-04 18:22:32 UTC
What if Princess Bride is actually Feyd's true alt?

HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?!?

Fedo are not what they seem to be.  Welcome to Night Vale.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#80 - 2014-09-04 18:22:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen