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what would you kill for a Klondike bar?
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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1 - 2014-08-24 07:24:18 UTC
Literally tired of all the serious postings so for all of us fun mercs/Trolls/Pirates tell me what you would kill for a Klondike bar? and be creative.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#2 - 2014-08-24 07:56:11 UTC
For one of those Reese's ones, I would have not many misgivings about killing a homeless guy. Or a hipster.

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Rejuice K
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-08-24 08:46:23 UTC
Archmed the dead terrorist
Zora Audanie
Holesale
Holesale Operations
#4 - 2014-08-24 11:12:30 UTC
I'd wear Granny's skin for a Klondike.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-08-24 11:24:20 UTC
I would grind up ghost peppers and snort them.

Then I would soak my toilet paper in the juices from the peppers and use it.

Hell, I might even MINE.

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Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#6 - 2014-08-24 14:51:22 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
I would grind up ghost peppers and snort them.

Then I would soak my toilet paper in the juices from the peppers and use it.

Hell, I might even MINE.


But would you dip your testes into them?

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2014-08-24 16:07:26 UTC
Mining may be a step over the line.
I would, however, happily blow up any number of space orphanages on the mere rumor that they now drop Klondike BPO's

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#8 - 2014-08-24 20:04:13 UTC
I had no idea what it was Oops, but I'll undock Lol

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Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-08-25 06:59:29 UTC
Full of sugar, bad for your teeth. Wouldn't you prefer some steamed veg instead?
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#10 - 2014-08-25 10:04:16 UTC
It puts the yummy frozen treat in the basket or it gets the hose again.

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TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2014-08-25 11:02:49 UTC
The Klondike bar would definitly get a lock for the lack of content....

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#12 - 2014-08-25 11:34:45 UTC
Apu the shop owner... wait, you mean in game?

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De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2014-08-25 14:42:48 UTC
Meh, for a Klondike bar, I'd be hard pressed to undock.

Now, you start waving creamsicles around, and I'll invade VFK by myself in a noob ship.

And win.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-08-25 14:46:37 UTC
What is Klondike?

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De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2014-08-25 17:57:40 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
What is Klondike?

It's a bar of vanilla ice cream that's been dipped in chocolate.

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-08-25 18:51:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
De'Veldrin wrote:
Meh, for a Klondike bar, I'd be hard pressed to undock.

Now, you start waving creamsicles around, and I'll invade VFK by myself in a noob ship.

And win.


Creamsicle:
4oz Bols Advocaat
3oz Sprite
3-4 ice cubes

GENTLY pour in the Sprite to avoid a baking-soda meets vinegar reaction, and enjoy. Tastes exactly like a vanilla & orange creamsicle.

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-08-25 20:09:27 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
What is Klondike?

What your childhood was missing. =P

I'd pod myself three times in an alpha clone for one.

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The Conference Elite
Safety.
#18 - 2014-08-25 21:31:19 UTC
The person who moved in next to me and thinks loud Persian music late night it perfectly acceptable.

Oh, or is this meant to be more like something EVE related.... in that case, something expensive in Jita.

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#19 - 2014-08-25 22:01:33 UTC
Anything goes, eve or real life, like I'd take out the koolaid man he's destroyed enough walls or the guy who made sexy underwear for grannies. I'll take my Klondike with blue pill chips please.

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#20 - 2014-08-25 23:44:56 UTC
Wouldn't taking on a merc contract where the payment was a Klondike bar be a form of RMT?

I wouldn't do that, because that would make me as bad as Somer.

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