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Scorsigaar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2014-08-23 10:16:38 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
good night out, didn't get arrested this time.

You didn't do it properly then.

Go out and try again.


Already got one friend in jail successfully, will try for more next week.


A good friend will help you move...

A best friend will help you move...

a body.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#22 - 2014-08-23 10:17:48 UTC
Scorsigaar wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
good night out, didn't get arrested this time.

You didn't do it properly then.

Go out and try again.


Already got one friend in jail successfully, will try for more next week.


A good friend will help you move...

A best friend will help you move...

a body.


Ever tried to move a dead body? Heavy af.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#23 - 2014-08-23 10:18:47 UTC
Dragging it by the ankle seems to be the best way.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#24 - 2014-08-23 10:20:05 UTC
Honestly though, I ain't a killer so don't kill me.
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#25 - 2014-08-23 10:20:54 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
I haven't been drinking but that does sound good right about now.

Although I suppose I should ask, are you looking for your fellow alcohol connoisseurs or some people to mock?


Both ;D Send me some dirty Eve-mails so I can post them publicly

Ah, unfortunately the dirty mails only come about when I'm drinking tequila. Today's beverage of choice is a Highland Park 12 year, pretty decent stuff actually.

Scotch: making drunks think they have class since the beginning of time.
Scorsigaar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2014-08-23 10:21:08 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Dragging it by the ankle seems to be the best way.



Well if you get the head/arms/legs off you can fit it into some luggage....oh wait n/m.

yeah its tuff.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#27 - 2014-08-23 10:25:07 UTC
Derrick Miles wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
I haven't been drinking but that does sound good right about now.

Although I suppose I should ask, are you looking for your fellow alcohol connoisseurs or some people to mock?


Both ;D Send me some dirty Eve-mails so I can post them publicly

Ah, unfortunately the dirty mails only come about when I'm drinking tequila. Today's beverage of choice is a Highland Park 12 year, pretty decent stuff actually.

Scotch: making drunks think they have class since the beginning of time.


Damn I really need some dirty eve-mails.... Been a long time since angelica was around...
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#28 - 2014-08-23 10:25:53 UTC
Scorsigaar wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Dragging it by the ankle seems to be the best way.



Well if you get the head/arms/legs off you can fit it into some luggage....oh wait n/m.

yeah its tuff.

Gotta get it in the bathtub firstddd
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#29 - 2014-08-23 10:27:33 UTC
Tippia, I know you're reading this.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#30 - 2014-08-23 10:27:38 UTC
Derrick Miles wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
I haven't been drinking but that does sound good right about now.

Although I suppose I should ask, are you looking for your fellow alcohol connoisseurs or some people to mock?


Both ;D Send me some dirty Eve-mails so I can post them publicly

Ah, unfortunately the dirty mails only come about when I'm drinking tequila. Today's beverage of choice is a Highland Park 12 year, pretty decent stuff actually.

Scotch: making drunks think they have class since the beginning of time.

indeed
Scorsigaar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2014-08-23 10:34:59 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
I haven't been drinking but that does sound good right about now.

Although I suppose I should ask, are you looking for your fellow alcohol connoisseurs or some people to mock?


Both ;D Send me some dirty Eve-mails so I can post them publicly

Ah, unfortunately the dirty mails only come about when I'm drinking tequila. Today's beverage of choice is a Highland Park 12 year, pretty decent stuff actually.

Scotch: making drunks think they have class since the beginning of time.

indeed


Scotch makes me an angry drunk. Tequila lets me know I have no bounds. A good rum makes me sluggish and tired.

I like rum the best, but in a pinch I'll go for a no bounds angry ******.

BUT its self regulating in a way.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#32 - 2014-08-23 10:36:26 UTC
Well, today I learned that the lot of you don't know how to dispose of a dead body correctly.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#33 - 2014-08-23 10:37:18 UTC
Scorsigaar wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
I haven't been drinking but that does sound good right about now.

Although I suppose I should ask, are you looking for your fellow alcohol connoisseurs or some people to mock?


Both ;D Send me some dirty Eve-mails so I can post them publicly

Ah, unfortunately the dirty mails only come about when I'm drinking tequila. Today's beverage of choice is a Highland Park 12 year, pretty decent stuff actually.

Scotch: making drunks think they have class since the beginning of time.

indeed


Scotch makes me an angry drunk. Tequila lets me know I have no bounds. A good rum makes me sluggish and tired.

I like rum the best, but in a pinch I'll go for a no bounds angry ******.

BUT its self regulating in a way.

Tequila all the way tbqh. Let the whole world know how you feel.
Scorsigaar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2014-08-23 10:38:12 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Well, today I learned that the lot of you don't know how to dispose of a dead body correctly.


I know srsly. Its a skill that takes practice. If you have any pointers feel free to pm me, or just list em here.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#35 - 2014-08-23 10:39:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Scorsigaar wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
Riot Girl wrote:
Derrick Miles wrote:
I haven't been drinking but that does sound good right about now.

Although I suppose I should ask, are you looking for your fellow alcohol connoisseurs or some people to mock?


Both ;D Send me some dirty Eve-mails so I can post them publicly

Ah, unfortunately the dirty mails only come about when I'm drinking tequila. Today's beverage of choice is a Highland Park 12 year, pretty decent stuff actually.

Scotch: making drunks think they have class since the beginning of time.

indeed


Scotch makes me an angry drunk. Tequila lets me know I have no bounds. A good rum makes me sluggish and tired.

I like rum the best, but in a pinch I'll go for a no bounds angry ******.

BUT its self regulating in a way.

Tequila is the most expedient method of achieving police "attention", much more so than actually calling them.
edit:i see the shadow of a falcon, likly attracted by the smell of scotch.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#36 - 2014-08-23 10:40:56 UTC
Scorsigaar wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Well, today I learned that the lot of you don't know how to dispose of a dead body correctly.


I know srsly. Its a skill that takes practice. If you have any pointers feel free to pm me, or just list em here.


Well, first of you need at least one... aahhh! You almost got me!

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#37 - 2014-08-23 10:43:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
i hate it when i wake up in ope, empty wallet and no idea how i got here.
Scorsigaar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2014-08-23 10:44:28 UTC
QUOTE:


Tequila is the most expedient method of achieving police "attention", much more so than actually calling them. ENDQUOTE

for some reason the forums wouldn't let me quote that post...

respose:


Hands up...don't shoot!
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#39 - 2014-08-23 10:47:01 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
i hate it when i wake up in ope, empty wallet and no idea how i got here.

Huh, I didn't think I had quite that much yet...
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#40 - 2014-08-23 10:47:58 UTC
Scorsigaar wrote:
QUOTE:


Tequila is the most expedient method of achieving police "attention", much more so than actually calling them. ENDQUOTE

for some reason the forums wouldn't let me quote that post...

respose:


Hands up...don't shoot!

Tequila will get the feds knocking erry time, without fail
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