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HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2014-08-22 02:09:56 UTC  |  Edited by: HerrBert
Fellas I heard sad news. There are secrets within the unknown and some pilot is not keeping these SIKRITS SAFE.
So I put out a bounty of 500 Million ISKIES who can bring me the Corpse of the Destroyer of The Hard Knocks Deep Space 9.5 Pos!


I only accept a fresh Corpse with a taste of burned to a crisp on the side. Of course Killmails are only valid from an official Wormhole Style Gank by the "Establishment".

Delivery Amarr.


Go get him Dog.


and again brother Ayeson, i feel for your loss. May the rest of the SIKRITS BE FOR EVER SAFE!

Fine print: I take the right to "give a final" verdict about the legitimacy of the creation of the corpse.

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Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2014-08-22 02:12:30 UTC
Your posts make my day Bert :D
Ayeson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-08-22 03:02:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Ayeson
I cried bitter tears :( Where will seven of nine sleep now?

I ♥ the orthrus
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#4 - 2014-08-22 03:24:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph Essael
I can't tell you their ingame name but I can show you how it probably happened... Watch this video and then read the comments. (or just skip to the comments).

You can probably bet a GM or Dev removed DS9...

I rather enjoyed seeing some of them POS make ups Sad

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2014-08-22 03:26:29 UTC
Seraph Essael wrote:
I can't tell you their ingame name but I can show you how it probably happened... Watch this video and then read the comments. (or just skip to the comments).

You can probably bet a GM or Dev removed DS9...

I rather enjoyed seeing some of them POS make ups Sad


As i said we know who to blame but i shall not name the fool that did such reckless crime.

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Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#6 - 2014-08-22 03:34:32 UTC
HerrBert wrote:
Seraph Essael wrote:
I can't tell you their ingame name but I can show you how it probably happened... Watch this video and then read the comments. (or just skip to the comments).

You can probably bet a GM or Dev removed DS9...

I rather enjoyed seeing some of them POS make ups Sad


As i said we know who to blame but i shall not name the fool that did such reckless crime.


Ah fair enough. Should I ever come across him, you can have his corpse for free. I always enjoyed stopping by DS9 whenever I was in there. Sad

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Ayeson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-08-22 03:59:38 UTC
Confirming it was a GM. I have the logs I'm not allowed to share to prove it :*(

I ♥ the orthrus
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#8 - 2014-08-22 04:11:12 UTC
Shame really Sad

Are you able to make a smaller version with less modules (would that even work?)

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Van Steiza
Whale Girth
Touched by the Tism
#9 - 2014-08-22 04:14:18 UTC
I will join anyone else in there mission to destroy the destroyer of that beautifull majestic beast!

They take our women!
They take our mass!
They take our money!
NOW THEY TAKE OUR POS'S!

NO!
NOT ANYMORE!
MooMooDachshundCow
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-08-22 13:49:12 UTC
Van Steiza wrote:
I will join anyone else in there mission to destroy the destroyer of that beautifull majestic beast!

They take our women!
They take our mass!
They take our money!
NOW THEY TAKE OUR POS'S!

NO!
NOT ANYMORE!


First they came for grav sigs and I said nothing because I wasn't a miner
Then they came for the DS9 and I said nothing because I wasn't a POS artist.
Finally they came for the wormhole spawn distance and there was no one left to worm my hole.

Yeah, well, it's just like my opinion, man.
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#11 - 2014-08-22 14:51:11 UTC
Obviously CCP just hates Star Trek

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2014-08-25 13:37:53 UTC
still no corpse...

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