In-Game Events and Gatherings

Allright spacemonkeys this is how you can win a plex or other juicy things :P

Fit a frig. any frig, if you wanna fly t1 do it. if you wanna fly faction? sure man do it! its for ***** and giggles!

you can fly whatever you like realy, from Battlecruisers down to frigs.
hell if you can find a way to fit a blaster on a shuttle, and can shoot il take it!


if you are one day old or a bitter vet from the dawn of eve means nothing!
anyone can join!

Prep it for PVP. Tank it, fit a afterburner some guns and a long point! thats all we ask!



Meet up in Orvolle
21.00 Eve time
Start up at 21.25 Eve time

25.8.14 (monday)

and what your actually here for? PRIZES!!!!


The last survivor of the roam wins a PLEX

The last killing blow of the roam wins a Garmur

The owner of most new ship killmails during the roam (killing blows) gets a T3 Hull of your choosing

The owner of most new pod kills (killing blows) gets a Instalock Gnosis Prefitted and named "PodCatcher"

the first guy to tackle any non fleet ship worth 250 mil + and holds it till we kill it, wins a Leopard shuttle

Best GIF post in local wins an exhumer

Best chuck norris joke in local wins a "chuck noctis"

Best name on a ship in fleet wins a Serpentis brutix




Other Faction/T2 prizes will be anounced later in the week. for an updated prize list check back
(i heard a rumor of a barghest prize but this is unconfirmed)

Total prize budget is at 4 bil isk and growing.


Bring your friends, bring your corp, bring your alliance if you want too.

none are excluded.

this roam has NO motive exept killing anything that isnt in fleet!



FAQ:

Q "where do i sign up?"
A "eve mail or forum post dude :P prefferably forum post"

Q "how do i sign up?"
A "make your mark if you cant write, in this age of space travel... make an X in the forum"

Q "but im not a pvper"
A "come anyway"

Q "but im blue to him do i have to shoot?"
A "nope"

Q "im a few days old, how can i do anything?"
A "you can tackle, you can web, you can shoot, every little bit helps"

Q "im better suited at flying BC/Cruisers or support"
A "fly it, i wont stop you, hell you even stand a slightly better chance at killing things"

Q "i died, what now?"
A "reship, refit, refill, catch up if you can"

Q "im late can i join?"
A "sorry bud if you arent in fleet by undocking time, your a day late and a dollar short"

Q "will coms be available?"
A "yes"

Q "is there anyone we wont shoot?"
A "nope"

Q "null or low?"
A "Null"

Q "WHY?!?!"
A "because it has less consequences"

Q "Wanted fleet size?"
A "100 or more"

Q "what if we get less?"
A "careface we still go for ***** and giggles"

AND THEN AT LAST THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF THEM ALL

if you get a killmail, send it too me via mail AND post it in fleet
this is for transparancy!, if you dont, then i wont write it up, and you will not be eligeble for the prize you could have won

The last man standing is determined by the last lost ship from our fleet wich stops when we die in glorious battle
kill mail will be verified by our crew of sexy shaved spacemonkeys.



Closing words about why i do it and such, feel free to skip :P


if this is sucessfull, i will run this once a month for ***** and giggles. i make more isk then i need too anyways and this is me using my isk soo i can have fun. create content and troll nullsec.

i know im probably spending more in prizes then we will kill or loose. but its my isk, i spend it how i see fit :P
and if i get ONE good chuckle out of this, its ALL worth it!

Fly safe and hopefully we will see you and your buds in fleet on monday!


(Youtube video and blog in the making, will put up links when they are created)

AND FHUR ZEH GRAMAR NAZI
(i see your taking notes allready)

im norwegian, wich means, english is .... my 4th or 5th language learned... my grammar might be off, but i belive i made my point without too much confusion :P

also, no one likes you. your a grammar nazi.

I swear on me mum I will attend if I can. Because I am Minx.. Minx always wins..

X = i will be right next to that winning minx.... Hellooo
Ill be there.

X

Open to all parties, GIF has only 2 restriction, it has to be funny. and happen during roam.

hell if you wanna bring the entirety of ganking new eden for some lulz then come one come all.

i dont care if your a goon, a code monkey, a nc dot, highsec carebear, a 3 day old toon or a dev. this is purley for the lulz
nothing more, nothing less.

i dont care if you dont like eachother, i dont care if one scammed another, if two are in war or if one of you soiled another mans pod.
it has no bearing, this is purley for fun and in the spirit of fun, anything goes. aslong as it isnt a purple on purple crime its all good.

if its not purple, its a target. thats the bottom line.

X, if I can slink away from work early...


where did I put that anti-boss sap I had lying around here.....

Will be there, looking foward

Thanks Sassuki it was mad fun! Hope to fly with you again soon.