Wormholes

Within Anoikis, the mysterious and deadly realms of space accessible only via wormhole connectionss, monolithic altars litter secret locales in the unknown depths of space.

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The above is an image of the frozen corpse of a blood sacrifice victim given to Bob at the monolithic altar at the "Eye of Bob" in J235321 during YC114.


Rumour has it that strange sects, worshippers of Bob the Wormhole God, carry out blood sacrifice at the foot of these dark, secret altars.

It is the sacred duty of the Unknown Monument Archaeology Division [CDEUS] to study, document and preserve these enigmatic edifices for the sake of New Eden, and monitor them for frozen blood sacrifice activities.

If you see one of these dark monoliths, and you do not worship Bob, we request that you leave them alone, out of respect for those that do. Rumour has it that the blood cults of Bob fiercely protect these altars from desecration.

When these dark, evil cults of Bob the Wormhole God gather, they mutter dark incantations, the likes of which will curdle your blood. One of these chants is captured below, from the shipboard logs of an unlucky explorer whose wreck was found orbiting the dark altar at the heart of the sun in J235321.

Trinkets friend > Almighty Bob!
We your humble disciples give unto you this sacrifice of a corpse in your name!
May our weapons strike true!
may our foes be afflicted with butt herpes!
May Orcas doubletap themselves before us!
Long we may gank in Your Everlasting Glory!
Hail Bob! Hail Bob! Hail
-recording ends-

I'll have a double whatever they are having please Barman

Yes, we must remind the Heathens in known space that BOB requires regular sacrifices of expensive and shiny ships in order that in his divine mercy, his gift of Local to the unbelievers shall continue to provide his infinite intel.

Only those who are truly enlightened and versed in his ways can survive the darkness, so let the heathens never forget, this priceless gift, is his to give and his to take away.

Just present your blessed sacrifices to your nearest temple to BOB his acolytes will ensure their destruction in his Holy name.
Bonus blessings for delivering to a C5 or C6.
Shiny pods are also a worthy gift to ensure his infinite blessings.

confirming these blood sacrifice temples to BoB do exist.

I would visit regulary.. but my corpmate kept on losing the BM. no wonder our KB is covered in red... BoB disaproves strongly of heathens.

The amount of questionably quality forum content this morning is pretty crazy...