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The Reason Why I Am Leaving Eve

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Jebediah Beane
Trent Industries
BLACKFLAG.
#1 - 2014-08-13 20:45:08 UTC
With the upcoming new patch release, I feel it's sincerely going to change the face of a continuing downturn of the high sec that we all love dearly. It even reminds me of a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way."

The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

Ramble ramble ramble. Nerf velators.

Cue the end.

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.


fin.

That is all.
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2014-08-13 20:47:28 UTC
Umm, yeah, you seem to be terribly misinformed. But since you seem to have made up your mind can I have your stuff?

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-08-13 20:50:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
INB4L

And in the spirit of threads we know will be locked, I leave you with the Adios Muth*rfucker


1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

Feyd, your up.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#4 - 2014-08-13 20:52:18 UTC
Jebediah Beane wrote:
the high sec that we all love dearly


Lol

Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist
Jebediah Beane
Trent Industries
BLACKFLAG.
#5 - 2014-08-13 20:53:55 UTC
Xuixien wrote:
Jebediah Beane wrote:
the high sec that we all love dearly


Lol



Is it too soon to bring the MTU thing back up?...

>_>

<_<

Big smile
Christopher Mabata
Northern Accounts and Systems
#6 - 2014-08-13 23:12:11 UTC
"The Highsec We all love dearly"

Wait wut

♣ Small Gang PVP, Large Fleet PVP, Black Ops, Incursions, Trade, and Industry ♣ 70% Lethal / 30% Super-Snuggly / 110% No idea what im doing ♣

This Message Brought to you by a sweet and sour bittervet
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-08-13 23:15:39 UTC
I totally understand where you're coming from. Can I have your stuff?
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2014-08-13 23:37:02 UTC
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that your words have moved me to ...

Nope. Nope, that was just gas. Sorry, carry on.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#9 - 2014-08-14 00:19:26 UTC
If you have any assets of note left, don't give them to me. Instead give them to a worthy cause - the slaughter of incursion runners.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=365863

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Jebediah Beane
Trent Industries
BLACKFLAG.
#10 - 2014-08-14 01:25:18 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
If you have any assets of note left, don't give them to me. Instead give them to a worthy cause - the slaughter of incursion runners.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=365863



Dang Sabriz.... I think we were cool and all.

tl;dr: I've changed my mind now. Not actually leaving Eve. Can everyone who has received my stuff please give it back now. KK thnx.

Love,

Jeb
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-08-14 06:50:12 UTC
Came expecting to get stuff, left empty handed (again) Sad
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#12 - 2014-08-14 10:10:48 UTC
came expecting a anti-new-order rant left very sad
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#13 - 2014-08-14 13:03:56 UTC
So.... you are mad because your puppy turned into a German Shepherd BPC and it ***** noob ships and urinated on the Jita 4-4 undock?

One sec I need another hit of Acid to continue to unravel this most complex mystery.
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-08-14 14:19:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Desivo Delta Visseroff
Dafaq??? So Velators are the new Meta all of a sudden?

[Loads up EFT]

Edit: Yea Boi!!!!! Mediums fit with point and web!!!

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]
Velicitia
XS Tech
#15 - 2014-08-14 14:22:23 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
came expecting a anti-new-order rant left very sad



Unsuccessful At Everything had a great whinge template ... but alas, I am at work, and don't have it bookmarked here (assuming ISD haven't nuked it yet)

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Trixie Lawless
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-08-14 15:00:21 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that your words have moved me to ...

Nope. Nope, that was just gas. Sorry, carry on.


Girls don't fart...duh.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-08-14 15:09:22 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
INB4L

And in the spirit of threads we know will be locked, I leave you with the Adios Muth*rfucker


1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

Feyd, your up.

Not sure if I actually want to try that.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-08-14 15:21:18 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
INB4L

And in the spirit of threads we know will be locked, I leave you with the Adios Muth*rfucker


1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

Feyd, your up.

Not sure if I actually want to try that.


Its pretty good. A few of my air force buddies and I found it by looking up "f*cked up drinks" one day at the bar. Make sure to clear your schedule if decide to drink it.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#19 - 2014-08-14 16:09:37 UTC
Since no one else gets the reference...

"Mr. Beane, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

And thank you for the Billie Madison quote.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2014-08-14 16:39:32 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
came expecting a anti-new-order rant left very sad



Unsuccessful At Everything had a great whinge template ... but alas, I am at work, and don't have it bookmarked here (assuming ISD haven't nuked it yet)

would that be this one?
there are some glorious ship fits twords the end of the thread

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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