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The saddest thing in EVE...
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BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
#1 - 2014-08-12 20:21:14 UTC
...is having your own station, in Sov space, deny you access for shooting your enemy.

It is like the home you built, on the land you cleared, locking you out of the house for fighting off a burglar. Please - change this absurdity for sov stations. It just does not make any sense.

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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2 - 2014-08-12 20:24:34 UTC
Maybe you should pay the docking crew more so they care to go out under fire to reel you in.

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#3 - 2014-08-12 20:25:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Surely you have plenty of safes? Couldn't you just bounce around those for 60 seconds and then dock?

Is this really that big of an issue that CCP should waste dev time to change it when it is clear to everyone that an aggression timer exists and it lasts for only 60 seconds?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2014-08-12 20:27:42 UTC
The saddest thing in Eve would be in a freighter got ganked and it was full of kittens.. and none of them dropped.



What youre experiencing is what happens when you don't train Station Gaming to level 1.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-08-12 20:50:06 UTC  |  Edited by: S'Way
If you engage someone anywhere you should be prevented from docking for longer, end the lame station docking games.
In fact make stations kick people out at random distances after something like an hour being docked afk as well. (Jita would get interesting).

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The saddest thing in Eve would be in a freighter got ganked and it was full of kittens.. and none of them dropped.

Kittens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-08-12 20:50:50 UTC
The saddest thing in eve is someone expecting their safe haven to be there to always protect them when they are losing. It's a shame.
Paranoid Loyd
#7 - 2014-08-12 20:53:51 UTC
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.

You've never seen your Fedo get jealous have you? Trust me this is a bad idea. Lol

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#8 - 2014-08-12 21:03:15 UTC
S'Way wrote:
If you engage someone anywhere you should be prevented from docking for longer, end the lame station docking games.
In fact make stations kick people out at random distances after something like an hour being docked afk as well. (Jita would get interesting).

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The saddest thing in Eve would be in a freighter got ganked and it was full of kittens.. and none of them dropped.

Kittens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.



Were it up to me no ship under fire could dock.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Arec Bardwin
#9 - 2014-08-12 21:04:06 UTC
BoBoZoBo wrote:
The saddest thing in EVE
I can't stand to see anyone sad. Let me know if you need someone to console you.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2014-08-12 21:06:44 UTC
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


Like CCP would ever implement any of my ideas.

Corpse Cannon, Tophats/monocle/canes/spats ala Mr Peanut, realistic body types for character creator, removing highsec, 'go back to WoW' button in the esc menu, bounty from forums, Wardeccable NPC corps, Blood Raider Oracle skin, Fedo Cannon, using corpses to decorate your ship reaver-style, Rocky Horror clothing line, Paperclip assistant for forums, Search Function awareness banners, More CCP NakedMan, Forum warrior implants, Plushy Megathron in Eve store, Simpler things in Eve store like engraved lighters/ faction logo t-shirts/ decals for cars/ eve bedsheets, Muffin logos for ships, using the door in CQ as a pass-between portal for EVE/Valkyrie/Legion, titan/BLOPS bridges with mass restrictions like wormholes, etc.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Serene Repose
#11 - 2014-08-12 21:08:15 UTC
Uh...sounds to me like the wife bolted the door to the cabin until you actually ran the burglar off. No doing things halfway in this wilderness. Eat the bear, or let the bear eat you. We'll either put you on a diet, or bring flowers.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#12 - 2014-08-12 21:09:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


Like CCP would ever implement any of my ideas.

Corpse Cannon, Tophats/monocle/canes/spats ala Mr Peanut, realistic body types for character creator, removing highsec, 'go back to WoW' button in the esc menu, bounty from forums, Wardeccable NPC corps, Blood Raider Oracle skin, Fedo Cannon, using corpses to decorate your ship reaver-style, Rocky Horror clothing line, Paperclip assistant for forums, Search Function awareness banners, More CCP NakedMan, Forum warrior implants, Plushy Megathron in Eve store, Simpler things in Eve store like engraved lighters/ faction logo t-shirts/ decals for cars/ eve bedsheets, Muffin logos for ships, using the door in CQ as a pass-between portal for EVE/Valkyrie/Legion, titan/BLOPS bridges with mass restrictions like wormholes, etc.




Just so you know, tears fell on my keyboard.

I'm snacking on raw onion bits as I read this.

Edit: if anybody is wondering, raw onion bits is exactly the sort of thing a humorless **** like myself has for lunch.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Pix Severus
Empty You
#13 - 2014-08-12 21:09:42 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.

You've never seen your Fedo get jealous have you? Trust me this is a bad idea. Lol


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Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-08-12 21:12:00 UTC
BoBoZoBo wrote:
The saddest thing in EVE


is when tears run out.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2014-08-12 21:22:59 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
BoBoZoBo wrote:
The saddest thing in EVE


is when tears run out.


As long as there is Highsec, and it is not 110% safe, there will always be a tear faucet in Eve.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#16 - 2014-08-12 21:33:27 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


Plushy Megathron in Eve store, .



I am still hoping for a plush fedo that when you squeeze it it emits a fart smell.

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Arec Bardwin
#17 - 2014-08-12 21:39:50 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
BoBoZoBo wrote:
The saddest thing in EVE

is when tears run out.
I'm happy to inform you that there is an inexhaustible supply of tears.
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-08-12 22:23:13 UTC
Jamagh wrote:

I am still hoping for a plush fedo that when you squeeze it it emits a fart smell.

From a thread about station docking to this.....GD never disappoints.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-08-12 22:45:39 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


Like CCP would ever implement any of my ideas.

Corpse Cannon, Tophats/monocle/canes/spats ala Mr Peanut, realistic body types for character creator, removing highsec, 'go back to WoW' button in the esc menu, bounty from forums, Wardeccable NPC corps, Blood Raider Oracle skin, Fedo Cannon, using corpses to decorate your ship reaver-style, Rocky Horror clothing line, Paperclip assistant for forums, Search Function awareness banners, More CCP NakedMan, Forum warrior implants, Plushy Megathron in Eve store, Simpler things in Eve store like engraved lighters/ faction logo t-shirts/ decals for cars/ eve bedsheets, Muffin logos for ships, using the door in CQ as a pass-between portal for EVE/Valkyrie/Legion, titan/BLOPS bridges with mass restrictions like wormholes, etc.

Ironically half of those aren't bad ideas. Ok, maybe less than half, still theres a few gems in there.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#20 - 2014-08-12 23:08:20 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
S'Way wrote:
Kttens should be added as a commodity in game. You should request CCP add them.


Like CCP would ever implement any of my ideas.

Corpse Cannon, Tophats/monocle/canes/spats ala Mr Peanut, realistic body types for character creator, removing highsec, 'go back to WoW' button in the esc menu, bounty from forums, Wardeccable NPC corps, Blood Raider Oracle skin, Fedo Cannon, using corpses to decorate your ship reaver-style, Rocky Horror clothing line, Paperclip assistant for forums, Search Function awareness banners, More CCP NakedMan, Forum warrior implants, Plushy Megathron in Eve store, Simpler things in Eve store like engraved lighters/ faction logo t-shirts/ decals for cars/ eve bedsheets, Muffin logos for ships, using the door in CQ as a pass-between portal for EVE/Valkyrie/Legion, titan/BLOPS bridges with mass restrictions like wormholes, etc.

Ironically half of those aren't bad ideas. Ok, maybe less than half, still theres a few gems in there.


To be honest, being able to fire corpses from the Festival Launcher would make me happy, as long as they played the old pod squish sound when they hit the opponents hull.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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