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I love James315's math here.

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BrundleMeth
State War Academy
Caldari State
#21 - 2014-08-11 14:59:41 UTC
Christopher Mabata wrote:
James 315 is Our Savior ( yours and mine ) and you should show him the respect he deserves, this is not extortion racket it is a CODE. To live by, the words of truth and justice, honor and patriotism, James 315 took the plunge into the muck with his bare hands in an attempt to pull what was left of high sec from the filth, and having dipped his hands in the foul waters, he pulled them out clean and molded high sec into something beautiful which we strive to continue and maintain every day.

Support our CODE. and become a catalyst of change for a greater good.

Wow

What pathetic drivel...I respect a turd in the bowl first...
Spurty
#22 - 2014-08-11 15:02:19 UTC
Send me money and there's a 99.9% chance you won't get ganked in highsec.

No need for a website of saleman pitch drivel. Just send ISK now (in game) :D

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Serene Repose
#23 - 2014-08-11 16:30:50 UTC
One day this really smart guy found himself in need of ... company ... as it were. Unfortunately, he was way too smart to be accepted by his own, so he was forced to wander through the forest whereupon he met a tribe of chimpanzees who were eagerly looking for some diversion.

Well, this really smart guy told the chimps about The Line Of Least Resistance. "What is that?" you may ask. (Then, again, you may NOT.) The chimps were certainly interested. Effortless yucks was what they were all about, and here they had a genius with just the thing. First, they found lonely, defenseless chimps who had no tribe. They'd then surround this hapless chimp. Then the entire tribe would POUNCE on him (or her) and mercilessly pummel the lonely chimp into the ground.

You could hear the poor chimp scream for miles. It never gave a thought to fighting back. What would be the point? If he managed to land a punch, it would just infuriate all the other chimps who'd then pummel all that much harder. So, the poor lonely chimp was left helpless, and in the end, a smidge in the dusty, forest floor.

Of course the really smart guy, and his tribe of "followers" felt all kinds of clever and powerful and stuff. They were the boldest things in the forest, after all! Lonely chimps heard them coming and tried to RUN if they could. Sometimes, though, there was no warning and the poor stupid lonely chimps just had to fall that lonely fall. It wasn't their fault, after all!

Oh, but there was something the really smart guy failed to notice. With them in that forest dwelt this rather large JAGUAR who LOVED munching on chimps for lunch. He'd been watching this tribe for some time, until he was keenly aware of their habits, and assured they weren't even slightly aware of him. One by one, without their even noticing, the JAGUAR crept up behind the rambling tribe and picked off the hindmost.

He did this with GREAT frequency. The really smart guy felt so secure in his cleverness, he'd never even bothered to count how many were IN the tribe! And so it went day after day. Lunchtime was so good there the JAGUAR thought he might have to go on a diet, he'd gained so much weight. But, alas, he finally munched the last chimp. When it happened, one day, the really smart guy turned to see who was following him, only to find the JAGUAR who'd decided to try a change of pace for lunch...maybe this skinny loud thing tastes better than he looks....

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#24 - 2014-08-11 16:44:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenn aSide
Arcelian wrote:
This CODE thing is getting annoying. It's just like Justin Beiber, I don't want to know anything about it, but everywhere I look it's forced down my throat.

It's like some kind of sick cult. Drink the kool-aid already.


So someone makes you view forums and click on threads that have JAMES315 in the title.

Usually, when I don't want to hear of something and I see a thread with that something in the title, I don't click. Weird I know.

And you people (all of you) know that James is a Vampire who survives on butt-hurt rather than blood (Buttpire?, naw, not a good name, that more describes me lol). He's probably fat as all hell now and would take 5 hours to burn up if he walked into daylight thanks to all the butt hurt you people feed him.
ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#25 - 2014-08-11 17:43:14 UTC
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