Wormholes

I notice Pax Sex jumping a Stiletto through a low-sec > c5, podding back in, taking more frigate sized ships out. I continue to scan/investigate, then he launches a Bestower and switches to an astero. Our Sabre de-cloaks + bubbles, but he manages to jump through and warp off in the Low-Sec before we could can catch him. So starts the convo.

Hannah Stetille (AKA #supersekretAlt2014)> o/
Pax Sex > sup
Pax Sex > so you find it fun to camp veteran people
Hannah Stetille > we can protect this wh for you, for a nominal fee of course
Pax Sex > I have no clue what is this scanner thing
Pax Sex > dude I was playing eve before you had pubic hair
Pax Sex > but i got one of my alts on your next door wh
Hannah Stetille > so ... whats the problem, if you're so veteran
Hannah Stetille > and with pubic hair
Pax Sex > no problem
Hannah Stetille > cool
Pax Sex > just keep trying hard
Pax Sex > maybe I will do some mistake
Pax Sex > and bring a whole nc capital fleet to put your wh to ashes in 1 day
Pax Sex > smart ass
Hannah Stetille > hehe, i'm just asking now, not many of them on atm tbh
Hannah Stetille > yawn, no nc diplos on, want to ping them for me big boy?
Hannah Stetille > how about this, i'll give nc the bookmarks to our wh, and they can bring whatever caps they want
Hannah Stetille > i'll be there with fire extinguishers
Hannah Stetille > before you got all f1 monkey on me, i was actually going to make a pretty reasonable offer
Hannah Stetille > if you're still interested? we won't shoot for 250mil otherwise we'll be here till the 'morrow
Pax Sex > m8 I live there
Pax Sex > that's a PVP outpost
Pax Sex > you are pathetic
Pax Sex > but keep trying hard
Hannah Stetille > so ... why aren't you pvping?
Pax Sex > try to siege me
Pax Sex > no we dont bring capitals to c5
Pax Sex > we bring 300 battleships
[I know my math is rusty but 300 x approx 100mil mass = approx 300 bill mass = 10 x 3 bill c5 wh connections, this guy is dedicated.]
Pax Sex > and stay there for 2 days
Hannah Stetille > i don't want to seige you i want to ransome your low sec access
Pax Sex > thats how 1000 man alliance make misery of a 120man corp
Pax Sex > that trys to be a smart ass with some old veterans
Pax Sex > be there
Hannah Stetille > excuses are like assholes, everyone has them, and they all stink
Pax Sex > and dont bullshit me with a proteus stabber astero and the other 8 alts you have online atm
Pax Sex > and that sabre is enjoylng my black hole space ass
Pax Sex > be my guess
Hannah Stetille > :)
Pax Sex > btw I like giving money
Pax Sex > isk sent
[42 isk recieved] - missing a 0?
Hannah Stetille > wow big spender
Hannah Stetille > you're right btw, its just me an my alts so ... why not just use the lowsec with an escort
Hannah Stetille > pvp + getting the job = win win right
Pax Sex > 500m or say bye bye to your wh
Pax Sex > i just need to probe your **** everyday till it opens to the right region
Pax Sex > anything wrong you say price will double
Hannah Stetille > wait one let me pull another dude in here
Hannah Stetille > he's the bank toon
SoulRipper666 > Hello I'm Hannah's alt
Hannah Stetille > hey soul, pax here says 500m for the bookmarks to our home,
Hannah Stetille > im having a convo with myself >.> obviously
SoulRipper666 > he's willing to pay us 500m for our bookmarks? he is that bad at scanning?
Hannah Stetille > i think so
Pax Sex > i just need to probe your **** everyday till it opens to the right region
Pax Sex > you didnt get it
Pax Sex > my alt is ALREADY watching you
SoulRipper666 > so he isn't just rude, he is gay
Pax Sex > price is now 1bi
Pax Sex > keep talking
SoulRipper666 > okay
SoulRipper666 > so how did you get so bad at this game
Hannah Stetille > he has 300 battleships that he doesnt want to commit to a fight for this lowsec connection is what i heard
Hannah Stetille > I offered 250mil for security of the connection, however he has only paid 1 installment of 42isk
Hannah Stetille > 249.58mil to go
[obviously i failed math]
Pax Sex > I will keep the price at 1bi honestly i dont think you cay pay anything more, once the bs are deployed price will be 10bi,
Pax Sex > I see people like you so many times, all brave ironic smart ass till they start evac and count what they lost
Pax Sex > they get pretty mad by them, and its funny to have all this chat log for the future and the killboard links that follows
Hannah Stetille > we're not kidding ourselves, we suck, however, right now, here, without nc blob to back you up. we have your lowsec
[Pax Sex leaves convo]

We roll the wh connection further up and he pulls us into OV8 chat channel and continues to exclaims "Pax Sex > Keep watching me " not noticing we are no longer connected.

I love me some null mad.

Fly Dangerous 07
OJ

UPDATE: You have been banned from OV8, or it does not allow public access.

Jimmies. They were rustled.

Seriously though. You should've just paid him the 10b he wanted, to avoid losing sleep over his 300 BS fleet.

Spooky.

You know.

10b would be a small price to pay to trap and kill 300 battleships plus pods if the average battleship is 5hitfit at 250,000,000m and the average pod is 50m.

here's my napkin math

You should do this....

Oh boi, a CFC donut is talking.

60 people, lel. Blue-fire is more like 10 people fighting and the leadership fapping back to back over the loot drops.

hello my name is NOMAD, Doctor DAMON. I play eve since 2005, I was top killer on most of pvp corp/alliance when active, top #50 of all time on battleclinic and evekill. I decided to drop normal space and live in wh for the last 2 years.

I dont have much time for forums so I will go list facts and you take your conclusion

1) I am going for a long break and I was putting my ships away to the first low sec high sec null sec with station i found, account getting close to expire. I have no time nor interest to pvp anymore . so he spent his whole eve day to try to ransom me, and all he got was exemplar 42 isk NOTHING ELSE.

2) I moved 22 ships frigates haulers cruisers size in front of his nose. he /his friends and alts failed to kill me EVERY single time. I didnt had anyfriends online, no alts nothing just experience and ofc a random threat. after all this game is all about GRIEFING right? I could move everything with one carrier trip but I didnt even want to reactivate my cyno alts.

3) very pissed about losing his whole day, a fractal mirror of his whole life. and after I am done trolling this guy on the public love channel OV8. and believe me thats the best part of chat he didnt copy/paste here: he mail me for the 3rd time with this forum link.
they tried sabre, T3s, even smartbombing paladin ( I was entering wh with shuttles). I predicted and spoted every single step of this guy. he got impressed and pissed same time. another case for the Stockholm Syndrome...

post scriptum: ALT is still in your hole. ignorance of others give you comfort, embrace paranoia and some bacon lube.

EVE MAIL COPY
"Hi Pax,
I understand that you are mad because we stopped you moving ships. if you would like to use the lowsec, pay us 250mil and you will be free to move ships.
If not we will be here, stopping you from hauling.
We are not doing this to seige you out of wh, we are not taking your sov. its just isk.
07 fly safe

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=2934
07 fly dangerous pax!
OJ"

cya in the BRANE ";..;"
join the best love channel of EVE: OV8

I'd love to join your channel friend, but you banned me from it, pretty rude.

you clearly weren't paying all that much attention since we rolled your chain when you started moving nothing but shuttles

your history of "elite pvp" means nothing, the only thing actively camping that lowsec wormhole was a sabre and it got you so worked up you threatened a laughable eviction from your null sec friends.

I think you misunderstood the definition of facts, so here are some examples:

1) it's difficult to "troll" us in your public channel if you ban us from it
2) you can't fit 300 battleships through a c5 wormhole
3) someone who lives in a wormhole for 2 years should really know that 300 battleships is a really bad fleet comp in some ones home hole

as for your alt in our hole, you don't need it, i'll give you the bookmarks

for the low price of 250mil, of course








post scriptum: git gud

http://i.imgur.com/V4aYz3I.png

everything except the sabre was being moved to a siege target, don't flatter yourself

are you really going to claim that I'm lying about the amount of mass on a wormhole, because that's amazing.

such a shame you're taking a break, let us know when you come back

This thread is gold.

/me grabs popcorn and a beer.