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Dear Goon Pets (thats all of you in the CFC who are not in GSF MK 3)
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Doomheim
#1 - 2014-07-30 20:14:42 UTC
This past weekendish you were called together to defend a GoonSwarm tower in NPC space. You gathered up the troops, dropped your "APEX KITCHEN SINK" fleet and saved your tower. Which is great, congrats on undocking and playing. But, many of you have lost r64 towers without any support from Goonswarm or the rest of the CFC. Your towers have been reinforced, then left to die. No pings, No mails from Mittani declaring "This is War" or even a mention. Just lonely CFC towers being removed from your possession while GOONSWARM MK3 towers are saved.

I am curious why you guys would form up to help GoonSwarm when they dont even help you defend your timers? BoB use to do this, and from what GSF MK 3 says, they are not BoB, yet they act like BoB.

Made a signature so I am taken seriously on the forums, since thats the only thing they are good for.
BrundleMeth
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-07-30 20:17:11 UTC
Another AFK Cloaking thread?
Jumpshot244
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-07-30 20:17:19 UTC
Pretty sure as long as the renter income is flowing, no one could care less about towers.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#4 - 2014-07-30 20:17:52 UTC
The answer is pretty obvious.

Oh god.
Lister Dax
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-07-30 20:25:13 UTC
Viva la revolución!




Roll
Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2014-07-30 20:25:33 UTC
Goons are Dying (tm)

~ Professional Forum Alt  ~
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#7 - 2014-07-30 20:25:39 UTC
Your attempts to sow discord in the ranks of the CFC are laughable and pathetic. Mark my words, one year from now, N3 will dissolve and be considered yet another failed attempt by the people who ~think~ they're the best at playing the SOV game at the hands of the people who actually ~are~ better (Goons) than them at it.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2014-07-30 20:29:47 UTC
Renter Cats!

Rise up against your Masters!!!!

Your Masters care not for you!

Don't Grrrrrrr Dogs or random birds in the yard! Grrrrrr Goons instead! Drop ALL the catnip! Attack ALL the hands that pet you! Roll on ALL the black garments! Scratch on ALL the furniture! Climb ALL the curtains! Play with ALL the knitted mice! Stare at ALL the ceiling fan! Step on ALL the keyboard! Get in the way of ALL the monitors! Chew on ALL the cables! Go crazy at 2am for ALL the reasons! Kick ALL the litter out of the box! Stare at people until they give you ALL of the food!

There may come a day, when the dont-give-a-**** of cats fade.. but it is not this day!
Today, we lay here in this one sunny spot which happens to be right in the middle of the hallway!!!

::Meow::

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#9 - 2014-07-30 20:32:21 UTC
OMG! You are so right! Let's all ragequit and have nothing to do all day because some random thinks we have an unfair deal!

Try again.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2014-07-30 20:34:42 UTC
gevlon is really scraping the bottom of his barrel of ideas, and it's not like the ones on the top were any real gems
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#11 - 2014-07-30 20:39:42 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
OMG! You are so right! Let's all ragequit and have nothing to do all day because some random thinks we have an unfair deal!

Try again.

Would you really have nothing to do all day if you quit Eve?

Oh god.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#12 - 2014-07-30 20:50:16 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
OMG! You are so right! Let's all ragequit and have nothing to do all day because some random thinks we have an unfair deal!

Try again.
Would you really have nothing to do all day if you quit Eve?
Nothing to do in EVE if we quit being part of the content. Real life has LOADS of other games, and this thing called work too.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#13 - 2014-07-30 20:52:49 UTC
Nice save.

Oh god.
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-07-30 20:53:56 UTC
I just love threads created by an OP rolling their face on a keyboard.

MOAR pleaseAttentionAttention

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-07-30 21:07:16 UTC
uhhmmm... didn't want those moons anyway?

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#16 - 2014-07-30 22:23:43 UTC
Wait, who lost R64s... why didn't someone shittalk Blawrf

It was gonna take a united nations resolution to keep elo knight off his ass...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#17 - 2014-07-30 22:29:34 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Oh hush, it's cute when their masters let the pets think they're people. Just look at SMA. Who's a good doggy? Yes you are! Yes you are.

Edit: Or monkey. You know, w/e works.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#18 - 2014-07-30 22:31:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Oh hush, it's cute when their masters let the pets think they're people. Just look at SMA. Who's a good doggy? Yes you are! Yes you are.

Edit: Or monkey. You know, w/e works.

This is actually a Blawrf Mc Taggart callout thread now, isn't it

Something about letting the people think they're pets.


Yiff

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2014-07-30 22:31:46 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Oh hush, it's cute when their masters let the pets think they're people. Just look at SMA. Who's a good doggy? Yes you are! Yes you are.

Edit: Or monkey. You know, w/e works.

Someone hasn't seen the goonfleet forums and what we actually say to each other.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#20 - 2014-07-30 22:36:12 UTC
But replying to the op in all seriousness, the pet alliances are horrible at tracking their towers. It's entirely possible that no one bothered to check up on their tower losses, thinking it was someone elses concern. In my experience many of them don't bother checking up on their towers for 2-3 weeks at a time easily.

But what do you expect? If they were decent they wouldn't be pets.
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