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Absurdist one-liners (Mitch Hedberg classics)
Remodeled Crane Concept
The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?