Out of Pod Experience

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3184585/posts

Interesting list they got there.

Free Republic?
Seriously?
Lol.

I always try to veer away from these kind of posts, since I passed long ago the /tinfoil hat conspiracy hat to others, or threw it away due to lack of interest for my metrics, but I applaud your effort and would love to pass on to you this hat, it´s around there, in the back of the corner of OOPE, next to lurker aisle, bored CCP devs that post as players sometimes (or if they really driven enough as themselves) and drunken CCP Staff paraphernalia ...

Now first, make your way past the lost souls, those that wander from all the other rooms in the building, avoid them, they know not this place, you can easily spot them, they come here, say cuddly nice things or post strange posts bearing tidings that fall out of synch, they are the newbies, the smiling ones .... keep straight ahead yes, yes!

Ok, see now those people? Yes, they look normal, they are the ones that talk to themselves and their reduced group of imaginary friends, they make threads for themselves and their small cliques, go behind them, they are the front crust of OOPE, where you going? no not there! it´s a door that never opens, don´t ask me why, it sunk from GD one day here, so keep walking ...

Yes, there, just a bit to the back, no not there, that´s the old recycled alts section, further back, yes, yes, getting warmer ... see that guy there ? The "hidden" nullsec PR guy? behind him and his alts, good! Now veer further back, to the staring creepy guys that only come here for strange reasons, dont mind them, move further back ... yes yes, it´s ugly back there, this is OOPE man!

Yes, now take a left, pass the empty stall full of mute avatars that post randomly every couple years and then go bust never to be seen again, yes, dont look at them, there is sadness in those eyes, I don´t recommend seeing them for long, they kinda sap the life out of you!

Ahh great, yes, now, see that big warehouse of odds and ends and dusty repeating topics? The ones that surface almost like clockwork every couple years? Yes!

That´s it, there friend! There´s the Hat! I knew I threw it far from the main room!

Dust it off a bit, and please scrawl, bite, nib or scratch your name anywhere, it only has a few names of it!

Be sure to get out of that room fast though, there´s things there might scare you if you look at them after all these years man, some people never knew the monster they released here back in the day, they try to death gaze you in the eye only to make you feel bad for no reason at all.

Good, come into the light now Carol Anne, come! It´s warmer here, even if a bit humid and smelly. It´s OOPE , so dont judge it.

Ok, back on track now ...

Wear it proudly son/daughter/bro/dude/anon, wear it good, pass it along or throw it back, it will always be there for anyone of us.

Been a while since a decent conspiracy thread was posted here in OOPE and honestly I kinda miss those mostly for the type of responses from people I "know" from here than the information itself.

So +1 to you, keep up at it reading about dead bankers and their haphazard "accidents".

It´s a solid one liner, a classic , but a good one nonetheless, has a certain ring to it too

Approved!

o/