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New Suggestions for Novelty Items

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DrysonBennington
Eagle's Talon's
#1 - 2014-07-19 18:24:07 UTC
After reading about the re-mastered release of Homeworld 2 set for the end of this year that includes a 13" tall replica of the Hiigaran Mothership that lights up when you plug it into a USB port I became inspired to think of some new novelty items relating to EvE-Online.


All novelty items would be roughly six inches long or tall and would light up when plugged into a PC's USB port. The novelty item could also come with a USB port or two so that Flash Drives could be plugged into them for added storage or built into the model itself.

Ships, modules, deployables and other in game items turned into novelty items.

1.Ships - any type of ship. When the item is connected to the USB port it would connect to EvE Online so that every time your ship went to warp the model engines would mimic the same in game effect of the ship.

2. Jet Can - location lights could be set to blink or pulse rapidly

3. Sleeper Ships - would have dull glow to their interior lighting but once you entered W-Space the lighting would become more visible as would the sounds they make coming from the model as well.

4.Slaver Hound who's eyes would light up red and make hound noises every so often.

What other ideas do you have for this suggestion?
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-07-19 18:46:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
Gallente Pleasure Slave doll that sits on the dash, wiggling and jiggling in warp -- more entertaining than the "camera shake" option in Prefs.

Buy it in the NeS, have the graphic of the lil' lapdancing slave appear immediately above the HUD whenever my ship enters warp.

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"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#3 - 2014-07-19 18:46:30 UTC
DrysonBennington wrote:
After reading about the re-mastered release of Homeworld 2 set for the end of this year that includes a 13" tall replica of the Hiigaran Mothership that lights up when you plug it into a USB port I became inspired to think of some new novelty items relating to EvE-Online.


All novelty items would be roughly six inches long or tall and would light up when plugged into a PC's USB port. The novelty item could also come with a USB port or two so that Flash Drives could be plugged into them for added storage or built into the model itself.

Ships, modules, deployables and other in game items turned into novelty items.

1.Ships - any type of ship. When the item is connected to the USB port it would connect to EvE Online so that every time your ship went to warp the model engines would mimic the same in game effect of the ship.

2. Jet Can - location lights could be set to blink or pulse rapidly

3. Sleeper Ships - would have dull glow to their interior lighting but once you entered W-Space the lighting would become more visible as would the sounds they make coming from the model as well.

4.Slaver Hound who's eyes would light up red and make hound noises every so often.

What other ideas do you have for this suggestion?


Watch the CCP presents keynote from fan fest 2014, they are partnering to make ship models and a realy big, like 26" nyx

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Ian Morbius
Robby Altair Corporation
#4 - 2014-07-19 19:14:37 UTC
Alexa Coates
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-07-19 19:15:42 UTC
i would love eve spaceship models. they're some of the best sci-fi models around and ccp's only done a couple of them for a short period.

can always contact neca toys and get some cheap ships made. I'd friggin love to have some capital or frigate models.

That's a Templar, an Amarr fighter used by carriers.
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2014-07-19 19:23:04 UTC
DaReaper wrote:
DrysonBennington wrote:
After reading about the re-mastered release of Homeworld 2 set for the end of this year that includes a 13" tall replica of the Hiigaran Mothership that lights up when you plug it into a USB port I became inspired to think of some new novelty items relating to EvE-Online.


All novelty items would be roughly six inches long or tall and would light up when plugged into a PC's USB port. The novelty item could also come with a USB port or two so that Flash Drives could be plugged into them for added storage or built into the model itself.

Ships, modules, deployables and other in game items turned into novelty items.

1.Ships - any type of ship. When the item is connected to the USB port it would connect to EvE Online so that every time your ship went to warp the model engines would mimic the same in game effect of the ship.

2. Jet Can - location lights could be set to blink or pulse rapidly

3. Sleeper Ships - would have dull glow to their interior lighting but once you entered W-Space the lighting would become more visible as would the sounds they make coming from the model as well.

4.Slaver Hound who's eyes would light up red and make hound noises every so often.

What other ideas do you have for this suggestion?


Watch the CCP presents keynote from fan fest 2014, they are partnering to make ship models and a realy big, like 26" nyx

what, no archon? guess ill waste my hundreds of dollars on homeworld remastered and every game on sale at steam.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2014-07-19 20:24:40 UTC
Torches and pitchforks.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2014-07-19 21:11:56 UTC
Plushy Fedos.







Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2014-07-19 21:14:04 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Plushy Fedos.








Scented Plushy Fedos...

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2014-07-19 21:15:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Scented Plushy Fedos...
With torches and pitchforks.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2014-07-19 21:15:52 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Scented talking Plushy Fedos...


FYP.

Pull the string, and it gives you a nice stern yet non-violent telling off.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2014-07-19 21:18:15 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Scented talking Plushy Fedos...


FYP.

Pull the string, and it gives you a nice stern yet non-violent telling off.

And trips over its own pitchfork (sold separately).

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#13 - 2014-07-19 21:20:12 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Scented talking Plushy Fedos...


FYP.

Pull the string, and it gives you a nice stern yet non-violent telling off.

And trips over its own pitchfork (sold separately).


So, it would come with the torch then?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Paranoid Loyd
#14 - 2014-07-19 21:20:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Scented talking Plushy Fedos...


FYP.

Pull the string, and it gives you a nice stern yet non-violent telling off.


I want a talking Plushy DrysonBennington that spouts out delusional/mis-informed Anti-Code propaganda while demonstrating the "scissor technique" when you pull the string.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2014-07-19 21:22:43 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Scented talking Plushy Fedos...


FYP.

Pull the string, and it gives you a nice stern yet non-violent telling off.


I want a talking Plushy DrysonBennington that spouts out delusional/mis-informed Anti-Code -propaganda while demonstrating the "scissor technique" when you pull the string.


Maybe we can have a whole line of player themed plushy fedos!

The Dinsy Fedo can be made of tinfoil.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#16 - 2014-07-19 21:22:47 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Scented talking Plushy Fedos...


FYP.

Pull the string, and it gives you a nice stern yet non-violent telling off.

And trips over its own pitchfork (sold separately).


So, it would come with the torch then?
Nah that's part of the special edition accessory pack, which also contains an unfortunately named motorcycle, a trained attack dog and a wifebeater.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2014-07-19 21:25:01 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Scented talking Plushy Fedos...


FYP.

Pull the string, and it gives you a nice stern yet non-violent telling off.

And trips over its own pitchfork (sold separately).


So, it would come with the torch then?

Oh absolutely, could come with an anorak and a mustache aswell

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#18 - 2014-07-19 21:26:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


So, it would come with the torch then?
Nah that's part of the special edition accessory pack, which also contains an unfortunately named motorcycle, a trained attack dog and a wifebeater.


Will it also attack nightclub patrons for like.. no reason?

Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Oh absolutely, could come with an anorak and a mustache aswell


Neat! The anti-torture Fedo!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#19 - 2014-07-19 21:34:23 UTC  |  Edited by: KnowUsByTheDead
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


Neat! The anti-torture, riot-inciting flashbang Fedo!


Can also be used to throw in a room and start a riot!!!!!!!

Buy yours today!!!!!!!!

*edit

Also fixed UAE's titling. Big smileBlink

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#20 - 2014-07-19 21:35:40 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


So, it would come with the torch then?
Nah that's part of the special edition accessory pack, which also contains an unfortunately named motorcycle, a trained attack dog and a wifebeater.


Will it also attack nightclub patrons for like.. no reason?
Nope but it may start a GD thread that results in a thorough drubbing on the forums, and then start a rage quit thread which gets ganked.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack
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