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EVE has a problem with its reputation. What can or should be done?

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James Nikolas Tesla
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#241 - 2014-07-15 19:02:47 UTC
Solution: BURN ALL THE CAPS!

CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#242 - 2014-07-15 19:04:59 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied.
.....


And yet I am still here....
Now how do you explain that ?

Strong Willie Blink
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#243 - 2014-07-15 19:24:12 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Eve is a dirty dirty girl. That is her reputation. No, she doesn't give it up on the first date.. but when she does.. your mind=blown.

She will not treat you nice, she will abuse you, berate you, humiliate you.. and you will love and pay for every moment of it.

When you are not with her, you will think of her.. when you leave her, you will always find your way back to her.. for more of that abuse that you say you don't want or like.. but secretly you do.. you do. Deep down you are a twisted individual who into all that kinky space submarine stuff. That warp scram bondage, getting bumped below the belt, getting into a threesome on the undock.. you ******* love it.

If Eve changed its user interface to a leather mask and a ball gag.. you all know damn well that you would gladly put it on.. just to play.Eve is like that, and so are you.

You say that you want Eve to be like all the other girls.. but.. why aren't you with all the other girls in the first place? You passed them all over just to be with Eve.. but then you are all like.. "Eve.. stop being a freak in the bedroom, and start being June Cleaver." But Eve cant do that.. she likes to smoke in the girls locker room, maybe she likes to shave her head and dye her eyebrows green, maybe even throw a nose ring in there for giggles. You know you like that. You wouldn't be happy with her any other way, no matter how much you make comments to the opposite.

I love Eve's reputation, and you all do too.

Boom! Headshot. Thread terminated.
Can we all go back to being spacepervs now?
Nathaniel Raynaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#244 - 2014-07-15 19:34:41 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Eve is a dirty dirty girl. That is her reputation. No, she doesn't give it up on the first date.. but when she does.. your mind=blown.

She will not treat you nice, she will abuse you, berate you, humiliate you.. and you will love and pay for every moment of it.

When you are not with her, you will think of her.. when you leave her, you will always find your way back to her.. for more of that abuse that you say you don't want or like.. but secretly you do.. you do. Deep down you are a twisted individual who into all that kinky space submarine stuff. That warp scram bondage, getting bumped below the belt, getting into a threesome on the undock.. you ******* love it.

If Eve changed its user interface to a leather mask and a ball gag.. you all know damn well that you would gladly put it on.. just to play.Eve is like that, and so are you.

You say that you want Eve to be like all the other girls.. but.. why aren't you with all the other girls in the first place? You passed them all over just to be with Eve.. but then you are all like.. "Eve.. stop being a freak in the bedroom, and start being June Cleaver." But Eve cant do that.. she likes to smoke in the girls locker room, maybe she likes to shave her head and dye her eyebrows green, maybe even throw a nose ring in there for giggles. You know you like that. You wouldn't be happy with her any other way, no matter how much you make comments to the opposite.

I love Eve's reputation, and you all do too.


please go to church immediately
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#245 - 2014-07-15 20:15:33 UTC
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:
please go to church immediately


lmao, church.

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flakeys
Doomheim
#246 - 2014-07-15 20:16:25 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
If EvE were a TV show, it would be an edgy, cult show that was worth watching but due to the realities of TV, it would be cancelled half way through season two


I never want it to be "How DO I Buy A House" or "My Car Is Nice" or "Soap Opera Street"



Uhm no , eve would be JERRY JERRY JERRY .... god i love it Lol

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

flakeys
Doomheim
#247 - 2014-07-15 20:19:16 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Eve is a dirty dirty girl. That is her reputation. No, she doesn't give it up on the first date.. but when she does.. your mind=blown.

She will not treat you nice, she will abuse you, berate you, humiliate you.. and you will love and pay for every moment of it.

When you are not with her, you will think of her.. when you leave her, you will always find your way back to her.. for more of that abuse that you say you don't want or like.. but secretly you do.. you do. Deep down you are a twisted individual who into all that kinky space submarine stuff. That warp scram bondage, getting bumped below the belt, getting into a threesome on the undock.. you ******* love it.

If Eve changed its user interface to a leather mask and a ball gag.. you all know damn well that you would gladly put it on.. just to play.Eve is like that, and so are you.

You say that you want Eve to be like all the other girls.. but.. why aren't you with all the other girls in the first place? You passed them all over just to be with Eve.. but then you are all like.. "Eve.. stop being a freak in the bedroom, and start being June Cleaver." But Eve cant do that.. she likes to smoke in the girls locker room, maybe she likes to shave her head and dye her eyebrows green, maybe even throw a nose ring in there for giggles. You know you like that. You wouldn't be happy with her any other way, no matter how much you make comments to the opposite.

I love Eve's reputation, and you all do too.




Man , i a SO horny now .... too bad i'm married Sad

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#248 - 2014-07-15 20:36:44 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Man , i a SO horny now .... too bad i'm married Sad



Go PvP in the Highsec Crusade's Dual XLASB Blaster Apocalypse. Better, and less costly in the long run than cheating on your wife.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#249 - 2014-07-15 21:20:36 UTC
LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:
and there should be an area in EVE where it should be COMPLETELY safe for people to play.

Simple as that.

Shocked

No.

Simple as that.

Remove standings and insurance.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#250 - 2014-07-15 21:41:23 UTC
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:
and there should be an area in EVE where it should be COMPLETELY safe for people to play.

Simple as that.

Shocked

No.

Simple as that.

You're forgetting that 2 things exist, Singularity and http://eve.znaor.hr/evegame/ P

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

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Nathaniel Raynaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#251 - 2014-07-15 21:48:59 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:
please go to church immediately


lmao, church.

you should probably also go to church

flakeys wrote:

Man , i a SO horny now .... too bad i'm married Sad

and take this guy with you
TigerXtrm
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#252 - 2014-07-15 22:06:20 UTC
EVE is not a game for everyone. Not should it try to be, because being a unique game is what makes it a great game. EVE has a reputation for being a harsh and unforgiving game because that's what it is designed to be. 'Casual' gamers don't understand this concept because they're used to games that hold their hands and give them a clear goal with no permanent consequence for failure. If you fail you try again until you make it. You keep trying the same thing over and over in EVE and you'll be broke before you know it.

What EVE needs is... well actually this recent article by TheMittani brings up some great first steps to improving quality of life for everyone, but newbies especially. Start by implementing these ideas and give the tutorial a well deserved overhaul and go from there.

My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!

My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums

Ocih
Space Mermaids
Somethin Awfull Forums
#253 - 2014-07-15 22:11:12 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:
please go to church immediately


lmao, church.



Aren't they part of Burn Eden?

And another thing
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#254 - 2014-07-15 22:13:52 UTC
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:
please go to church immediately


lmao, church.

you should probably also go to church

flakeys wrote:

Man , i a SO horny now .... too bad i'm married Sad

and take this guy with you

Noodly appendages, and all of that weirdness.
BrundleMeth
What IU Doing
Brothers of Tangra
#255 - 2014-07-15 22:19:53 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
BrundleMeth wrote:
Me personally I simply hate all the scamming. And no I never fell for a scam. But it is simply a waste of space IMO...

I think that many people are short sighted too. When someone quits all the clowns say is "Good riddance, we don't need his type anyway". I don't think thats a fair assement...
Depends.

I quit because:
'you guys are so mean'
'I can't play for free anymore because :PLEX:'
'gankers won't let me play by myself'
'some meanie scammed me'
etc....

--> goodbye!

Good point...I never heard those excuses... Yes people like that should hit the road...
Nathaniel Raynaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#256 - 2014-07-15 22:23:23 UTC
Ocih wrote:

Aren't they part of Burn Eden?


Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:

Noodly appendages, and all of that weirdness.

i feel that i'll probably end up having to pray for everyone here
Xavier Liche
ACME Mineral and Gas
#257 - 2014-07-15 22:26:09 UTC
What can you do, for some people PvP = Griefing, it is a problem with them not EVE.

The ONLY thing in EVE I think should change is the scams that have nothing to do with any space, ship or territory, like the ISK machines. To me that kind of scamming makes EVE feel like a blocked web site, it is like you need a shower after going to Jita Big smile
BrundleMeth
What IU Doing
Brothers of Tangra
#258 - 2014-07-15 22:43:28 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
No one respects a man who won't back up his convictions.
Oh c'mon many of us do...
BrundleMeth
What IU Doing
Brothers of Tangra
#259 - 2014-07-15 22:51:01 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Defiance isn't *that* bad (particularly for a game with no subscription fee).

But it's basically violenceporn. Highly appealing if you have no attention span.

I have an excellent attention span...Wait what's this thread about again?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#260 - 2014-07-15 22:56:23 UTC
BrundleMeth wrote:
I have an excellent attention span...Wait what's this thread about again?


It depends entirely upon where you start.

At one point there was a very disturbing point made about Blizzard in regards to treatment of animals, and how a Mithril Bikini may only protect your tender bits from attacks.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?