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I STOMCLOAK SO YOU DONT HAVE TO
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Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
#1 - 2011-11-20 11:59:12 UTC
sO THERE i was doing my usual patrol of Essence, Placid, Black Rise and popping into the CITADEL to keep an eye out for those cowards that like to gank pilots in their cowardly Dramiels (ENJOY THEM WHILE THEY ARE STILL OP PIECES OFSHIT YOU MORONS) when I happen uppon a FLASHY RED Vagabond. Pretty common although these days for 20m space isk s you can have a cynabal so it doesnt make complete sense but whatever so anywayt if ind it and kill it it had a drone link augmentor in the utuluity slot lolz. then i go pop into some wormholes to continue my quest to eradicate the heavens from BAD people. What do I find but a pair of Tengu playing merry hell with some of the peaceful and fun loving sleepers. well I wait till they have done their foul slaying of the sleepers (I have run into misunderstanings with the sleepers befgore and pre-emptively decloaking has led to some unfortunate situatiions where I was subsewuently attacked by the sleepers, thus hindering my ability to punish the real wrongdeors)., Lets just say diplomatic relations have proven difficult to resolve. I DONT EVEN think they speak GALLENTE.v I tried using flags and smoke signals all to no avvail. Anyway there was no pooint to this story or I forgot it midwayt through so sorry for wasteing your tiem.
Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
#2 - 2011-11-20 12:10:42 UTC
This is so stupid, IO;m sorry.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#3 - 2011-11-20 12:40:55 UTC
Dear Harlot

I forgive your lousy story, your poor writing skills, and your slutty avatar.
Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
#4 - 2011-11-20 12:42:52 UTC
Thank you Officer (makes comely giggle and curtseys)
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#5 - 2011-11-20 13:50:26 UTC
Harlot Hohannson wrote:
sO THERE i was doing my usual patrol of Essence, Placid, Black Rise and popping into the CITADEL to keep an eye out for those cowards that like to gank pilots in their cowardly Dramiels (ENJOY THEM WHILE THEY ARE STILL OP PIECES OFSHIT YOU MORONS) when I happen uppon a FLASHY RED Vagabond. Pretty common although these days for 20m space isk s you can have a cynabal so it doesnt make complete sense but whatever so anywayt if ind it and kill it it had a drone link augmentor in the utuluity slot lolz. then i go pop into some wormholes to continue my quest to eradicate the heavens from BAD people. What do I find but a pair of Tengu playing merry hell with some of the peaceful and fun loving sleepers. well I wait till they have done their foul slaying of the sleepers (I have run into misunderstanings with the sleepers befgore and pre-emptively decloaking has led to some unfortunate situatiions where I was subsewuently attacked by the sleepers, thus hindering my ability to punish the real wrongdeors)., Lets just say diplomatic relations have proven difficult to resolve. I DONT EVEN think they speak GALLENTE.v I tried using flags and smoke signals all to no avvail. Anyway there was no pooint to this story or I forgot it midwayt through so sorry for wasteing your tiem.



Ever heard of punctuation or grammar ?
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Alita Ishtal
Herb Men
#6 - 2011-11-20 14:23:06 UTC
i readed it jus fine,Was waiting for the slaughtering of the bad tengu.Since you nerry got to dat part, 3/10
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-20 14:51:09 UTC
Ddzzzzzjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz OP,

What have you been drinking?
Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
#8 - 2011-11-20 14:55:47 UTC
Chenin Blanc.

Oh and those Tengu died and got pretty mad although im not abourt ther teaers just the hunt r and the killings. My pilgriom lives to hunk another day!
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#9 - 2011-11-20 15:11:18 UTC
Harlot Hohannson wrote:
Chenin Blanc.

Oh and those Tengu died and got pretty mad although im not abourt ther teaers just the hunt r and the killings. My pilgriom lives to hunk another day!



Glad to see that your pilgriom made it Big smile
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MeestaPenni
Mercantile and Stuff
#10 - 2011-11-20 15:49:34 UTC
Excellent. The high quality of C&P threads soldiers on.

I am not Prencleeve Grothsmore.
Amber Thetawaves
Mong's Marauders
#11 - 2011-11-20 16:31:25 UTC
this is what happens to me when I get extremely baked

well at least I don't go shiptoasting on the forums...