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Warning Re: Useless Mercs - Worm Hole./Honorable Third Party

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Brutus Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2014-07-16 18:48:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Brutus Crendraven
Sorry, I've tried to follow the thread(s).

But could someone please tell me the correct way to rotate my face across the keyboard?

Little about WH mechanics.

Enter / Exit then wait approx 4 mins to repeat.
Mass limits, take care this can catch the odd novice wormholer out. Trapped in a wormhole with out probes is a bit ******. If your trapped in ours let me know I'll find you a fast way out. My Alliance has already attempted to provide probes, please practice. You may find a high skilled pilot will use combat probes in 1-2 cycles and have a ship position to warp in on.

Keep in mind DSCAN is approx 14 AU, I recommend rapidly spamming this. Carebears take note.

You will find there is no local, you will be unable to just check local to see if any War targets are in system or how big an opposing force is. I imagine this scares a number of PVP corps not knowing if you can win. (no finger pointing but if the pod fits)

W-Space is full of traps, becareful a miner is not always a miner. Covops is your friend.

I hope this proves useful.

p.s. Sleepers no RATS.
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries
Stryker Group
#62 - 2014-07-16 19:29:47 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:


Edit: come on Zeus, these guys are hilarious. Give em a break. (Not on the wardec, of course) They are funny and sarcastic. I welcome them to C&P.



Yeah no kidding Zeus, why you have to be mean/ Why cant we be friends? Dont be a bully, you big bully who bullies.


Whiiiiich Remiiiinds meeeee.....


DAY 3 - Our will is broken. The quafe machine is empty, we're run out of long-limb roes to eat . Our POCOs lay empty, our manufacturing lines all but idle. Asteran, who normally spends more time than is healthy is Kruuls Pleasure Hub, has been resigned to fellating himself in the corner.

We're reach rock bottom I'm afraid. The hardened killer sent against us have been more effective than anyone could have ever imagined.

But, I have taken steps to resolve our problem. We understand the mercs want to kill us, so we shall let them. I asked Asteran, the pilot who initially contracted the probes and launcher, to simply contract the mercs the bookmark to our high sec entrance. In his exotic dancer deprived condition he must have misunderstood me as saying "contract them hot sex". I dont....I cant even imagine.....Well, this is what he contracted the mercs.

http://imgur.com/sMbKC04

I think its safe to say Asteran has a slightly different viewpoint of "hot sex" than most of us. I'll speak to him about that in private.....Admittedly I am scared to even raise the topic.

For the mercs though, next time round we'll get you the right contract and hopefully you can kill us quickly and we can simply get this whole mess behind us.
Arlen Tektolnes
Grim Sleepers
#63 - 2014-07-16 20:51:35 UTC
To be honest, all this tension is starting to get to me. I may have to drop corp to ensure the safety of my draek.
Del Hollas
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#64 - 2014-07-16 21:02:20 UTC
Judas Lonestar wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:


Edit: come on Zeus, these guys are hilarious. Give em a break. (Not on the wardec, of course) They are funny and sarcastic. I welcome them to C&P.



Yeah no kidding Zeus, why you have to be mean/ Why cant we be friends? Dont be a bully, you big bully who bullies.


Whiiiiich Remiiiinds meeeee.....


DAY 3 - Our will is broken. The quafe machine is empty, we're run out of long-limb roes to eat . Our POCOs lay empty, our manufacturing lines all but idle. Asteran, who normally spends more time than is healthy is Kruuls Pleasure Hub, has been resigned to fellating himself in the corner.

We're reach rock bottom I'm afraid. The hardened killer sent against us have been more effective than anyone could have ever imagined.

But, I have taken steps to resolve our problem. We understand the mercs want to kill us, so we shall let them. I asked Asteran, the pilot who initially contracted the probes and launcher, to simply contract the mercs the bookmark to our high sec entrance. In his exotic dancer deprived condition he must have misunderstood me as saying "contract them hot sex". I dont....I cant even imagine.....Well, this is what he contracted the mercs.

http://imgur.com/sMbKC04

I think its safe to say Asteran has a slightly different viewpoint of "hot sex" than most of us. I'll speak to him about that in private.....Admittedly I am scared to even raise the topic.

For the mercs though, next time round we'll get you the right contract and hopefully you can kill us quickly and we can simply get this whole mess behind us.


Contracting them antibiotics was downright gentlemanly. The problem is if some of those dancers have Judasyphilis, well, that stuff is super resistant to all known medications.

I know from experience. Cry
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#65 - 2014-07-17 01:04:08 UTC
Lmfao....

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#66 - 2014-07-17 10:24:32 UTC
Delt0r Garsk wrote:
If your so keen on fights? Why spend soo much time in highsec? There are fights to be had in low and null.



because there are fights to be had in high sec. And in high sec we can not get involved in a few things we really dislike ( capital ships, hotdrops of 200 man fleets). Why because most of us find that utterly boring!!!

And since most of our members are people with real life obligations, we can simply dock and do these obligations when real life duty calls (that is way more complicated in 0.0 and wormhole space).

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2014-07-17 10:27:24 UTC
RZ Tivianne wrote:


6) @Kagura Nikon, I'm not here to talk trash, because you're right, I would (and did!) make a miserable hisec merc. It's not my thing, I like WHs, I live in them full time, across many characters. If you decide to hunt us down in our WH, we will give you a fight without hesitation, but we are WHers, we don't leave unless we absolutely have to, because this is our favorite place to be.


Your alliance mates were the ones claiming that we HAvE TO GO looking for you to have success as mercs. Funny as we are mercs highly recognized as successful, while your group is not. The same way I cannot say what YOU must do to be a good wormhole corp, you ( not individual, but the alliance) cannot even hope to understand and point us how can we be good mercs.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2014-07-17 10:29:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Kagura Nikon
Judas Lonestar wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:


Fortunately we didn't get paid to watch you sit in a POS. So far we are on track for what we were paid to do. By the way, we don't station camp.


Merc corps have many purposes. So far you all have been huddled up in your WH awaiting REDEMPTION or whatever your "leader" tells you is coming. This is fine with us. As I stated earlier, you are doing exactly what we planned, and getting paid for. Hiding at home.



Huddled up in our wormhole??

You realize of course we are a WORMHOLE ALLIANCE. We LIVE in W-space. You should as soon accuse a nullsec alliance of "Hiding in null".



Incredible.. finnaly you realize? Now realize the following, we are a HIGH SEC mostly mercenary group. We are paid to declare war on groups and make their activities in high sec problematic. Why would anyone with BRAINS accuse us of hiding in high
sec?

And finally , why in HELL we would bother to war dec someone if our plan was to go hunt them in null sec or Wormhole space? You know what an war dec means in Eve online right?

And you do know that guns and missiles do the exact same damage in high sec as everywhere else right? The single difference is that we avoid the bull#@!#!#!@ of remote repairing carriers blobs and we can get small scale PVP, where personal skill matters more than numbers.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Alexhandr Shkarov
The MorningStar. Syndicate
#69 - 2014-07-17 10:44:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Alexhandr Shkarov
Kagura Nikon wrote:
And you do know that guns and missiles do the exact same damage in high sec as everywhere else right? The single difference is that we avoid the bull#@!#!#!@ of remote repairing carriers blobs and we can get small scale PVP, where personal skill matters more than numbers.


I didn't know sitting on undocks waiting for people to leave stations required any form of skill? That's new to me!

Edit:

Seeing that traversing highsec is really easy if you've got more than a single braincell, I don't see the point of you calling yourself a "highsec war dec corp". Unless you try to count disruption of Incursions maybe, or POS bashing.

All my posts are on my personal title and should not be confused as me speaking for anyone else.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2014-07-17 10:51:20 UTC
Alexhandr Shkarov wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
And you do know that guns and missiles do the exact same damage in high sec as everywhere else right? The single difference is that we avoid the bull#@!#!#!@ of remote repairing carriers blobs and we can get small scale PVP, where personal skill matters more than numbers.


I didn't know sitting on undocks waiting for people to leave stations required any form of skill? That's new to me!

Edit:

Seeing that traversing highsec is really easy if you've got more than a single braincell, I don't see the point of you calling yourself a "highsec war dec corp". Unless you try to count disruption of Incursions maybe, or POS bashing.



Again, incredible show of ignorance. Show any evidence we camp undocks. The majority of the action that we take in trade hubs (and that is already less than 1/4th of our total action) is usually fighting other mercs.

So or you start to have a clue about what you write, or better shut up, because that starts to look really bad for you.

BTW, I am being paid by a third part to make you look stupid in this thread , and he seems very pleased with the results. I am paid, and costumer is happy, there is the very definition of successful mercenary work.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Alexhandr Shkarov
The MorningStar. Syndicate
#71 - 2014-07-17 11:07:45 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Alexhandr Shkarov wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
And you do know that guns and missiles do the exact same damage in high sec as everywhere else right? The single difference is that we avoid the bull#@!#!#!@ of remote repairing carriers blobs and we can get small scale PVP, where personal skill matters more than numbers.


I didn't know sitting on undocks waiting for people to leave stations required any form of skill? That's new to me!

Edit:

Seeing that traversing highsec is really easy if you've got more than a single braincell, I don't see the point of you calling yourself a "highsec war dec corp". Unless you try to count disruption of Incursions maybe, or POS bashing.



Again, incredible show of ignorance. Show any evidence we camp undocks. The majority of the action that we take in trade hubs (and that is already less than 1/4th of our total action) is usually fighting other mercs.

So or you start to have a clue about what you write, or better shut up, because that starts to look really bad for you.

BTW, I am being paid by a third part to make you look stupid in this thread , and he seems very pleased with the results. I am paid, and costumer is happy, there is the very definition of successful mercenary work.


Glad I can help you earn some money.
In the end, the joke is on the OP of this thread. After all, he got the POS passwords etc for free and then complains about it.

All my posts are on my personal title and should not be confused as me speaking for anyone else.
Varial Flayer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#72 - 2014-07-17 11:43:04 UTC
After getting bored and deciding to fly around Jita and Amarr in a Gila full of Quafe and strippers, I gotta think my overview/local list is borked, not a single WT to be found. What do?
Brutus Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2014-07-17 11:50:29 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Judas Lonestar wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:


Fortunately we didn't get paid to watch you sit in a POS. So far we are on track for what we were paid to do. By the way, we don't station camp.


Merc corps have many purposes. So far you all have been huddled up in your WH awaiting REDEMPTION or whatever your "leader" tells you is coming. This is fine with us. As I stated earlier, you are doing exactly what we planned, and getting paid for. Hiding at home.



Huddled up in our wormhole??

You realize of course we are a WORMHOLE ALLIANCE. We LIVE in W-space. You should as soon accuse a nullsec alliance of "Hiding in null".



Incredible.. finnaly you realize? Now realize the following, we are a HIGH SEC mostly mercenary group. We are paid to declare war on groups and make their activities in high sec problematic. Why would anyone with BRAINS accuse us of hiding in high
sec?

And finally , why in HELL we would bother to war dec someone if our plan was to go hunt them in null sec or Wormhole space? You know what an war dec means in Eve online right?

And you do know that guns and missiles do the exact same damage in high sec as everywhere else right? The single difference is that we avoid the bull#@!#!#!@ of remote repairing carriers blobs and we can get small scale PVP, where personal skill matters more than numbers.



Just for clairification.

Wormhole space also includes effects. These including change the amount of damage performed by different weapon systems. Small guns in a Wolf, do more damage.

If the objective is to keep us in Wormholes then you have op success.
Numian
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#74 - 2014-07-17 13:28:57 UTC
Varial Flayer wrote:
After getting bored and deciding to fly around Jita and Amarr in a Gila full of Quafe and strippers, I gotta think my overview/local list is borked, not a single WT to be found. What do?


I had to fly a Maelstrom 12 jumps from Hek to our highsec WH entrance full of subsystems for RZ. I actually had to check local before I jumped into the next stargate.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE END THIS WAR ALREADY.
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries
Stryker Group
#75 - 2014-07-17 13:34:06 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
RZ Tivianne wrote:


6) @Kagura Nikon, I'm not here to talk trash, because you're right, I would (and did!) make a miserable hisec merc. It's not my thing, I like WHs, I live in them full time, across many characters. If you decide to hunt us down in our WH, we will give you a fight without hesitation, but we are WHers, we don't leave unless we absolutely have to, because this is our favorite place to be.


Your alliance mates were the ones claiming that we HAvE TO GO looking for you to have success as mercs. Funny as we are mercs highly recognized as successful, while your group is not. The same way I cannot say what YOU must do to be a good wormhole corp, you ( not individual, but the alliance) cannot even hope to understand and point us how can we be good mercs.



By successful you mean a bunch of purse swingers who run from people with points and guns right?

Look, will you fight us on the undock ring if we bring battle iterons? Seriously here guy, you are looking like a chump along with the rest of your Alliance. Sure, you guys can get tears from carebears in high sec. Thats hardly a skill I would run around bragging about.

I'll go share our experiences in your C&P Promotion thread though, I'm sure potential clients will love to know just how tough you guys really are.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#76 - 2014-07-17 14:00:37 UTC
Judas Lonestar wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
RZ Tivianne wrote:


6) @Kagura Nikon, I'm not here to talk trash, because you're right, I would (and did!) make a miserable hisec merc. It's not my thing, I like WHs, I live in them full time, across many characters. If you decide to hunt us down in our WH, we will give you a fight without hesitation, but we are WHers, we don't leave unless we absolutely have to, because this is our favorite place to be.


Your alliance mates were the ones claiming that we HAvE TO GO looking for you to have success as mercs. Funny as we are mercs highly recognized as successful, while your group is not. The same way I cannot say what YOU must do to be a good wormhole corp, you ( not individual, but the alliance) cannot even hope to understand and point us how can we be good mercs.



By successful you mean a bunch of purse swingers who run from people with points and guns right?

Look, will you fight us on the undock ring if we bring battle iterons? Seriously here guy, you are looking like a chump along with the rest of your Alliance. Sure, you guys can get tears from carebears in high sec. Thats hardly a skill I would run around bragging about.

I'll go share our experiences in your C&P Promotion thread though, I'm sure potential clients will love to know just how tough you guys really are.



Again. post a video evidence that we camp station undocks... you are the one looking like chumps to anyone that know Pursuit of Happiness . Our name is not WAIT for hapinnes is PURSUIT!!!

Any station camping done by us is usually when there is a single member online and he is just bored. But I cannot hope you to understand the very basics of high sec combat.. and that camping stations is how you get yourself into an immense failure. It is not efficient, its easily avoidable, it gets you killed by traps.. etc etc.

You are making too easy to make your group look like idiots.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2014-07-17 14:02:41 UTC
Numian wrote:
Varial Flayer wrote:
After getting bored and deciding to fly around Jita and Amarr in a Gila full of Quafe and strippers, I gotta think my overview/local list is borked, not a single WT to be found. What do?


I had to fly a Maelstrom 12 jumps from Hek to our highsec WH entrance full of subsystems for RZ. I actually had to check local before I jumped into the next stargate.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE END THIS WAR ALREADY.



You realize we have 90 Alliances/ corps under war? Not every member selected YOUR group to be their focus to locte you on the amazing 8 minutes takes you to make 12 jumps. And is NOT in Jita or amarr that you will find us (except at the very end of the day when people are too tired to do any real hunting).

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Jayne Fillon
#78 - 2014-07-17 14:26:57 UTC
This thread sure has rapidly devolved into Kagura trolling the Ocularis Inferno circlejerk.

I'm okay with this.

Can't shoot blues if you don't have any. Long Live NPSI.
jack1974
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2014-07-17 14:36:40 UTC  |  Edited by: jack1974
Kagura Nikon wrote:
we really dislike ( capital ships, hotdrops of 200 man fleets). Why because most of us find that utterly boring!!!


But some of us in UMAD do like capital ships and hot drops Blink

Should also be obvious by now, they claim "station camping" to get a rise.

Varial Flayer wrote:
After getting bored and deciding to fly around Jita and Amarr in a Gila full of Quafe and strippers, I gotta think my overview/local list is borked, not a single WT to be found. What do?


2 hours ago I was dreaming about cars, women, and how they both compliment each other. Next time you leave your hole let me know when to run a locater agent.

Numian wrote:

I had to fly a Maelstrom 12 jumps from Hek to our highsec WH entrance full of subsystems for RZ. I actually had to check local before I jumped into the next stargate.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE END THIS WAR ALREADY.


Highsec contains +1090 star systems.

To make sure I find you next time I will take these steps:
-stock up on adderall so I can spam locates every second your logged in hoping you leave your hole(locates don't run on pilots in WH's)
-sit in uedama(middle of high sec) to be ready to jump 1 gate to your entry system or at max 45 jumps in any direction
-sit in trade hubs(funny you poke about trade hub camping but you never see us there)
-choose killing a maelstrom over a possible super kill
-look for people that will actually fight(you might make it on our graveyard list)

Ego's we deflated:
Goons_Thought numbers would save them
Ivy League_Thought numbers would save them
TEST_Thought numbers would save them
Razor/German Freakshow_Bad Idea
UNDEAD._Dumb
I Know Right_Just if their bhaals came off station
Kill It With Fire_Dumb
Jokers Wild._Thought numbers would save them
Marmite_Wish we had more points
The Volition Cult_Whats happens when you drop caps on us

Volition Cult Video
Brutus Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#80 - 2014-07-17 14:47:49 UTC
Hi,


Does anyone need advice about finding a wormhole?

As OI is a training alliance, I am more than happy to provide lessons in wormhole mechanics.

Some of the key featurs of wormholes:

You have to hunt a target, everyday is different. All wormholes have at least one static that leads somewhere new.

True you can find many pilots pos'd up. Now in this case I find getting a group of people together and blapping the POS. Ok I hear the screams of disgust. Imagine having to actually grind down a target and then wait another 1 day 17 hours to actually get some pew. Geeze wormhole life sucks, Working for kills, not knowing the odds, always pressing that pesky DSCAN button and so many other mechanics you can't find in K-space.


It sucks, the pew is reptitive and boring in wh space. No challenge, why do I bother. When I could just war dec loads of carebears in hi sec and wait for them to enter a trading system. Nothing like hanging on a undock ring looking at soft juicy targets. Plus I could use out of corp alts to scan transport ships before they arrive. Imagin knowing you have a lone target carrying plex (lol), my heart is pumping just thinking about this. The excitement of knowing what you can kill and will engage just fills me with joy.

Again I have to get out of wormholes where nothing happens, the fights are predictable and controlled. The risks are too low and the enjoyment is fleeting. Sad times.

Where do I sign up for war dec'ing please?

On the flip side if anyone actually wishes to hire a corp to bash, harass and generally engage in wormhole stupidty please give me a shout.

If you need to know more about the boredom we are willing to go through please leave the undock ring.

For a modest fee I'm sure the wing and several corps I have available would help spread the word of BOB!.

Regards

A noob to hi sec undock games.