EVE General Discussion

... tightens the chinstrap on the Ol' Tinfoil Pointy Wizard Hat (with authentic sparkly PSSHHHH bits... )

I KNEW IT ! ! ! ! BASTARDS ! ! ! !

I would like to thank everyone who mailed me to point out the fact that the AC Shield Coercer Doctrine might actually be viable. It brings much happiness to my heart to see our highsec brothers in arms help test our plans for nullsec domination!

For all those who say the only downside is lack of warp disruptor or scram, fear not! Our missions have prepared us for this! Rats don't warp out! [random nullsec entity]'s pvpers have to act the same way! Onward to victory!!!!!!!

OUR COERCERS SHALL BE FIT WITH THE FOLLOWING:

LOWS
1x TRACKING ENHANCER II
2x GYROSTABILIZER II

MIDS
1x MEDIUM SHIELD EXTENDER II
1x 1mN MICROWARP DRIVE II

HIGHS
8x 200mm AUTOCANNON II

RIGS
1x SMALL ANTI-EM SCREEN REINFORCER I
1x SMALL CORE DEFENSE FIELD EXTENDER I
1x SMALL PROJECTILE COLLISION ACCELERATOR I

[quote=Unsuccessful At Everything]
Once we are at all level 5s we will do it.. .[
/quote]
Level 5??? I'm still stuck at level 1! Everyone keeps telling me to kill rats but there aren't any in here and I can't get the door open!!!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!!!!

This thread is, beyond all doubt the greatest thing to appear on GD. Ever.

UEA, I salute you sir.


PS. Someone please sticky this.


Fake edit. No seriously, sticky plix.

(Insert rabble here)

So, is it like Mad Libs?

Grrrrrr Eve University!

Boobs are getting out of hand! Its time highsec brothers and sisters! Rise up against your own alts in nullsec! Its time for us all to band together and fight Brave Newbies because of their jocular disposition!!!!! Bring your mission ships, your barges, your freighters, your haulers! Bring out your noobships, your fail fits, your officer fit everythings! Let us bring down furious vengeance and several walrus on Band of Pandemic Authorities!

Let all who stand in our way, feel our might! Some of us wont make it back, but their sacrifice will not be terribly noteworthy! We will shake the very core of nullsec with our +7 Charisma!

They can take our freighters! They can take our POCOs! They can control our markets! But they will never take our ceaseless devotion to Mountain Dew: Code Red (unless they take our lunch money, then we will have to have a discussion on what they cant take from us now.. our virginity? We will discuss it at the weekly highsec meeting.)

We will all meet up in Jita, unless you cant get in.. in which case we will meet in my mom's basement..

Tanks will be mixed nano shield and bulkhead/armor with no logi support, except for what those incursion guys bring. I am anticipating about 30 rats in the first pocket, 3 of which will be furiously masturbating.. so we should take those out first, the trigger for the second spawn is the Last of the Mohicans.. so no one pop him until we have the first wave taken out. Call out if your targeted, and ill pray for you!

..you know what.. this is entirely too much work. We should just probably all turn on our autopilots and AFK it over to Dairy Queen. Stations cant have that much HP, so our curiously aroused fleet should have it taken down in like.. an hour right? Just enough time to watch a couple episodes of something on Hentai Planet. Make sure to bring plenty of mayonnaise.

Megatron must be [stopped/aided in his cause]!!!!!

This one just had to be shared. This just might be the crown jewel of the Highsec Crusade Armada.

The Pulse Laser Armor Brawling Blackbird.

Yes. You read that one right. Give up now Nullsec.. because.. damn.. just.. damn.

BRACE YOURSELVES:

LOWS
1x DAMAGE CONTROL II
1x 800mm REINFORCED STEEL PLATES II
1x ENERGIZED ADAPTIVE NANO MEMBRANE II

MIDS
1x WARP SCRAMBLER II
1x STASIS WEBIFIER II
1x TRACKING DISRUPTOR II (TRACKING SPEED)
1x REMOTE SENSOR DAMPENER II (TARGETTING RANGE)
1x TRACKING COMPUTER II (OPTIMAL RANGE)
1x 10MN AFTERBURNER II

HIGHS
3x FOCUSED MEDIUM PULSE LASER II (SCORCH)
1x SMALL ENERGY NEUTRALIZER II

RIGS
2x TRIMARK ARMOR PUMP I
1x MEDIUM ENERGY COLLISION ACCELERATOR I

DRONES
2x ACOLYTE EV-300

Seriously guys.. where was this enthusiasm during the last Highsec Braveheart thread? Does everyone who makes threads like this get flooded with potential fits of pure unholy badassery? I mean.. look at that Blackbird fit. LOOK AT IT. That is the most sexy thing I think I have ever seen... AND IM COUNTING JESSICA ALBA IN A ******* BIKINI PEOPLE!!!!!! .

Nullsec, Ill expect your surrender offers soon.

Yah know. I'd go with you, but I have a date. Enjoy!

Rabble rabble rabble!

You shall fall before the might of our moongoo and renter driven, fully reimbursed and operational battlefleet! Bow to the power of blue doughnut, kiss the ring and accept the very generous offer we have for exclusive ratting rights to a system!

Also, x'ing up for anything if the flagship is a Dominix hull called Mr. Muffin. Actually, the pilot should also be called Mr. Muffin.

BoB was toppled by mittens, who says the current coalitions can't be destroyed by a muffin?