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A Punishment Auction
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Illistrati Decikon
The Humble Eye
#1 - 2014-07-03 18:58:18 UTC
I have here a corpse of Loyalanon, The top ranking player in eve at this current time and a VERY hated high sec ganker. And i will be auctioning his corpse off in jita.

The price will begin at 1m with no buyout for a 2 week auction.
Obviously thise corpse will only be worth money to the right buyer but seeing as there are lots of corpse collecters out there, This is one that is a MUST for your collection given this players reputation!

http://clip2net.com/s/irHK0I
Proof of corpse

Above clip2net will be put into auction info and the contract will be made on this toon.

Happy auctioning
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-07-03 19:05:42 UTC
Who?

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JAF Anders
Adenosine Inhibition
The Chicken Coop
#3 - 2014-07-03 19:10:30 UTC
zKillboard is a silly thing.

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Maichin Civire
#4 - 2014-07-03 19:13:40 UTC
loyalanon being top ranked pvper in EVE?

Dafuq?
Valkin Mordirc
#5 - 2014-07-03 19:32:15 UTC
Why would I want the corpse of a suicide ganker? The amount of bodies that Loyal, has left in space must have massed together into a giant Charon eating blackhole probably.
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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-07-03 19:36:19 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Why would I want the corpse of a suicide ganker? The amount of bodies that Loyal, has left in space must have massed together into a giant Charon eating blackhole probably.


So THAT's what's happening in Aufay, it explains everything really.

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Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#7 - 2014-07-03 19:49:07 UTC
Who?

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#8 - 2014-07-03 19:58:51 UTC
Illistrati Decikon wrote:
a VERY hated high sec ganker


Someone has issues.

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Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2014-07-03 20:30:11 UTC
please confirm and verify undamaged, whole and unpierced state of cadaver's cutaneous tissues

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Bayonnefrog
Blueprint Mania
#10 - 2014-07-03 20:36:57 UTC
Illistrati Decikon wrote:
I have here a corpse of Loyalanon,

Happy auctioning


Who?
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-07-03 20:54:18 UTC
I'm pretty sure there's more than a few of Loyal's corpses running around, though I really should get one for my collection. I think the two limited edition bonus round Erotica 1 corpses I have are probably more collection worthy though.

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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#12 - 2014-07-03 21:17:25 UTC
Now hold on for a gosh darned minute...

How is this a punishment?
Illistrati Decikon
The Humble Eye
#13 - 2014-07-04 05:14:32 UTC
If u dont want it then u dont need to bid end of story lol.
Santo Trafficante
Kira Inc.
#14 - 2014-07-04 06:48:09 UTC
Stealth publicizing alert
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-07-04 12:04:25 UTC
Never heard of her.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#16 - 2014-07-04 12:09:43 UTC
I hear Loyalanon is very tasty with some BBQ sauce and a nice Chianti.

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#17 - 2014-07-04 14:27:04 UTC
Well I did request a corpse-launcher module in the features and ideas discussions...

I'm sure CCP is mere days away from implementing it.

F

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#18 - 2014-07-07 02:38:03 UTC
Why don't you put the corpse into a freighter, and autopilot it around highsec?

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Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#19 - 2014-07-07 03:06:00 UTC
This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!

Who put the goat in there?
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#20 - 2014-07-07 05:18:03 UTC
So what? I have a corpse of karttoon, which is surely more sought after than someone that practically gives their corpses away.
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