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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#21 - 2014-07-03 15:26:56 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
I know! Let's all move into one great, big old house and be artists!



I volunteer to be the model. I promise to pose tastefully whilst stark naked and holding a Japanese war fan.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#22 - 2014-07-03 15:30:43 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
I know! Let's all move into one great, big old house and be artists!



I volunteer to be the model. I promise to pose tastefully whilst stark naked and holding a Japanese war fan.

Needs more Psssshhh, and a muffin.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack
Solecist Project
#23 - 2014-07-03 15:36:01 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
I know! Let's all move into one great, big old house and be artists!



I volunteer to be the model. I promise to pose tastefully whilst stark naked and holding a Japanese war fan.

How about I do the modelling and you just... don't? (:

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2014-07-03 15:51:57 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
I know! Let's all move into one great, big old house and be artists!



I volunteer to be the model. I promise to pose tastefully whilst stark naked and holding a Japanese war fan.

How about I do the modelling and you just... don't? (:


I would watch you do my taxes. Please don't ever get on TS and spoil the illusion for me like that rotten scoundrel Erotica 1.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#25 - 2014-07-03 15:52:19 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I volunteer to be the model. I promise to pose tastefully whilst stark naked and holding a Japanese war fan.

How about I do the modelling and you just... don't? (:


Why cant it be both of us?

Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Needs more Psssshhh, and a muffin.


Whos to say that the war fan does not have the glorious seal of the muffin emblazoned upon it? And would not the bare bodies of Solecist and I tastefully entangled in front of a group of artists be pssshhhhh enough?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Solecist Project
#26 - 2014-07-03 16:19:51 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
I know! Let's all move into one great, big old house and be artists!



I volunteer to be the model. I promise to pose tastefully whilst stark naked and holding a Japanese war fan.

How about I do the modelling and you just... don't? (:


I would watch you do my taxes. Please don't ever get on TS and spoil the illusion for me like that rotten scoundrel Erotica 1.

Rotten scoundrel? I thought you're pro CODE?

What exactly is hot about me doing taxes? Try me at social events or just to talk to.
I can make people do things, I solve problems or teach ways to solve problems,
analysing and dealing with all kind of situations, I'm a diplomath,
can spread around information throughout the cluster,
accordinv to somw I can sell a cat to a mouse.

And I look hot.

Taxes... pffff.

And I realize that people still believe I am male,
while never having provided any evidence of that...

I really overdid this, but who would have thought I'd do this. Hm. :/

Well, anyway, those who aren't conditioned, believe otherwise anyway. xD

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2014-07-03 16:53:08 UTC
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Victor Andall wrote:
Hey there, Grr Renters thread. Haven't seen you in a while. Everything all fine and dandy?



Doing pretty good, thank you. Have you heard from REMOVE LOCAL thread lately? I haven't seen him around, I'm starting to get worried.

Did you hear Nerf Miner Ganking Thread had a baby? It's named Nerf Highsec Freighter Ganking. She's still little, but cute as a button!


I think I saw REMOVE LOCAL hanging out with the plex price thread crowd.
Xavier Liche
ACME Mineral and Gas
#28 - 2014-07-03 17:02:15 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
I know! Let's all move into one great, big old house and be artists!


That smacks of WiS Shocked
Xavier Liche
ACME Mineral and Gas
#29 - 2014-07-03 17:03:27 UTC
Caviar Liberta wrote:
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Victor Andall wrote:
Hey there, Grr Renters thread. Haven't seen you in a while. Everything all fine and dandy?



Doing pretty good, thank you. Have you heard from REMOVE LOCAL thread lately? I haven't seen him around, I'm starting to get worried.

Did you hear Nerf Miner Ganking Thread had a baby? It's named Nerf Highsec Freighter Ganking. She's still little, but cute as a button!


I think I saw REMOVE LOCAL hanging out with the plex price thread crowd.


Is this thread now a remove local thread?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#30 - 2014-07-03 17:09:00 UTC
Xavier Liche wrote:


Is this thread now a remove local thread?


No no no, its clearly a Nerf AFK highsec freighter bot ISBoxer mining PLEX Tengu Dronelands Closed socket whine thread.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-07-03 17:17:27 UTC
Well, I for one welcome the immolation of the blu...I can't even type that phrase without feeling stupid.

Anyway, come strike it off, so I can die in a fire for my new communist overlords.
Icarus Able
Refuse.Resist
#32 - 2014-07-03 17:23:36 UTC
When nullsec mechanics change by all means **** over the renters. But currently renters give more fights and more content than most nullsec residents
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#33 - 2014-07-03 18:14:08 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
How Brave Newbies make any isk is beyond me considering everyone getting all up in their space all the time.


We have awesome mining abilities Big smile
Antihrist Pripravnik
Cultural Enrichment and Synergy of Diversity
Stain Neurodiverse Democracy
#34 - 2014-07-03 20:34:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Antihrist Pripravnik
Antaria Wildsun wrote:
So, I was thinking, how great would it be if all or even some of the land lord alliances began to systematically kill off their renters.


It would be...

However, it would hilarious to watch renters kill off their landlords Lol


edit: guess I was too late with this idea Oops
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2014-07-04 05:42:28 UTC
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Victor Andall wrote:
Hey there, Grr Renters thread. Haven't seen you in a while. Everything all fine and dandy?


Doing pretty good, thank you. Have you heard from REMOVE LOCAL thread lately? I haven't seen him around, I'm starting to get worried.

Did you hear Nerf Miner Ganking Thread had a baby? It's named Nerf Highsec Freighter Ganking. She's still little, but cute as a button!

Would've been a lot worse if that guy, 'PLEX is expensive,CCP inject monies pls' had showed up.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#36 - 2014-07-04 14:06:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Victor Andall wrote:
Hey there, Grr Renters thread. Haven't seen you in a while. Everything all fine and dandy?



Doing pretty good, thank you. Have you heard from REMOVE LOCAL thread lately? I haven't seen him around, I'm starting to get worried.

Did you hear Nerf Miner Ganking Thread had a baby? It's named Nerf Highsec Freighter Ganking. She's still little, but cute as a button!
Have we heard from "STAHP SHOOTING AT ME YOU (insert epithet and/or psycho-babble term of choice) HIGHSEC IS MEANT TO BE SAFE" or "you're a terrible person in real life because you blew my internet spaceship up for lols, you should be burnt at the stake" recently?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2014-07-04 16:09:04 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Have we heard from "STAHP SHOOTING AT ME (YOU insert epithet and/or psycho-babble term of choice) HIGHSEC IS MEANT TO BE SAFE" or "you're a terrible person in real life because you blew my internet spaceship up for lols, you should be burnt at the stake" recently?


I heard he OD'd. It was pretty sad. He was found in GRR GOONS apartment, but no one called CONCORD for hours.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Namiene
Revenge Uprising
#38 - 2014-07-04 16:23:41 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
My hulk is named 'Lust for ISK'.


If only mining was worth bothering with...
Xavi Bastanold
Sveipar Trade and Transport
#39 - 2014-07-29 15:41:34 UTC
I'd really be up for burning null sec. POS's and POCO's, unlike statues, burn. Not likely to happen but it could, given the right sense of outrage.

Good hunting,

Xavi
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-07-29 15:49:57 UTC
Xavi Bastanold wrote:
I'd really be up for burning null sec. POS's and POCO's, unlike statues, burn. Not likely to happen but it could, given the right sense of outrage.

Outrage from whom? People who live in null have been bitching about Dominion sov since it launched.