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You might be a 'Blueneck' if......
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Itsaboy Wehad
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2014-07-16 12:27:38 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
If you start hyperventilating in highsec because of all the neutrals, you might be a blueneck



If you see neuts on your jita alt in highsec, and instantly look for cloak, you might be a blueneck.
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#42 - 2014-07-16 13:55:58 UTC
If you think power bloc fleet combat is real and not a WWE scripted event.....You might be a blueneck.

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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#43 - 2014-07-16 14:26:35 UTC
If you think waiting for your guns to cycle for half an hour is more hardcore than mining, you might be a blueneck.

Sovereignty and Population

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Jeremy Fischer1
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2014-07-17 04:00:44 UTC
I don't know where you guys are at but Catch is not like that at all.
Jeremy Fischer1
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2014-07-17 04:02:31 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
If you start hyperventilating in highsec because of all the neutrals, you might be a blueneck

Ok, this one is some what true.
Jeremy Fischer1
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2014-07-17 04:03:29 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
If your in RvB and not in Red Federation you might be a blueneck...
You guys are in empire space aren't you?
Netan MalDoran
Hail To The King
The Silent Syndicate
#47 - 2014-08-13 04:29:28 UTC
Jeremy Fischer1 wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
If your in RvB and not in Red Federation you might be a blueneck...
You guys are in empire space aren't you?


Probably not.

"Your security status has been lowered." - Hell yeah it was!

Falcon's truth
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#48 - 2014-08-13 04:34:01 UTC
Is it still a necro if a thread hasn't been dead for a full month??

.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#49 - 2014-08-13 04:36:49 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Is it still a necro if a thread hasn't been dead for a full month??

.

yup

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#50 - 2014-08-13 10:14:32 UTC
Jeremy Fischer1 wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
If your in RvB and not in Red Federation you might be a blueneck...
You guys are in empire space aren't you?

Depends, on who you ask.

....and the joke sailed over your head!

...
Tao Dolcino
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2014-08-13 10:55:31 UTC
You might be a 'Blueneck' if......
You bow.
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2014-08-13 11:21:43 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
If you scream in horror at the idea of travelling more than 5 jumps by gate and insist on a Titan bridge, you might be a blueneck


I'm proud to be a blueneck. Gates are so last decade.
Spurty
#53 - 2014-08-13 11:21:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Commander Spurty
If you have thousands of "friends" but when you try to speak on comms you're told to "shut up" and who the gel was that guy anyway?"

If you've killed super caps but never done more that 10,000 damage on a killmails

Your name never appears in the short participants list

Space you live in isn't big enough for your own corp let alone some blues

You scream at people because "these are my belts!! Damn it man, I'm a nurse I don't want to deal with this crap!?!&" and put bounty on someone blue (yupe happened recently to me. Pathetic human being.)

You have to have your ships handed to you as no one trusts you to fit your ship right / space poor and can't afford better than a burst

You might be a blue neck

Crack on :-)

Seriously auto correct? Nusre to midsection? Can't even recreate that one!

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Hicksimus
Torgue
#54 - 2014-08-13 13:12:59 UTC
If you base all of your ship balance comments on 200v200 battles you might be a blueneck.

If you know what smartbombs are really for you might be a blueneck.

If you know what ECM Burst is for you might be a blueneck.

If you get pinged for a bomber fleet and you show up in a maelstrom and you see everybody in covert ops and an unstable wormhole and you jump through it anyway you might be a blueneck. Credit to Razor Alliance on this one, bonus points for Razor FC's telling people to relax because stuff happens while simultaneously freaking out at people for talking in local.

If you say "Risk Equals Reward" just to upset people you might be a blueneck.

If you can draw every titan purely from memory you might be a blueneck.

If you have no idea at all how PvP in lowsec and highsec works and you die as a result you might be a blueneck.

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2014-08-13 13:17:53 UTC
Hicksimus wrote:

If you can draw every titan purely from memory you might be a blueneck.

I call shenanigans. No one can remember what the Caldari Titan looks like...and the only reason we can remember the Rag is because we all drop something that looks similar, once or twice per day.
Hicksimus
Torgue
#56 - 2014-08-13 13:32:10 UTC
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
Hicksimus wrote:

If you can draw every titan purely from memory you might be a blueneck.

I call shenanigans. No one can remember what the Caldari Titan looks like.


*drags grey marker back and forth randomly*

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Billy McCandless
Zacharia Explorations Group
#57 - 2014-08-13 13:45:08 UTC
...if yoo eet smurves and choak

"Thread locked for being deemed a total loss." - ISD Ezwal
Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#58 - 2014-08-13 13:45:19 UTC
NullSec: Current State of Affairs. More at 11.

Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2014-08-13 13:48:09 UTC
Xuixien wrote:
NullSec: Current State of Affairs. More at 11.

Did you just call me white?
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2014-08-13 18:51:33 UTC
If you spend more time posting here in the Forums instead of actually playing the game, youuu just might be a Blueneck.

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