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You might be a 'Blueneck' if......

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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#1 - 2014-06-27 12:56:59 UTC
I'm thinking to myself that nullsec must REALLY be boring these days if someone the caliber of Marlona Sky is taking the time to moon map entire regions.

For some stupid reason Jeff Foxworthy's 'You might be a redneck if...' comic bit began racing through my head. So I figured let's all have a little fun with it.


"If you consider 'emergent gameplay' moon mapping entire regions and posting the results on GD.....You might be a blueneck"

"If you're hot dropping a capital fleet on a kestrel.....You might be a blueneck"

"If a counter person at a store asks you what flavor donut you want and you answer 'Eve'.....You might be a blueneck"

Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-06-27 12:59:26 UTC
I bet the next thread is about Blueballs.
Anslo
Scope Works
#3 - 2014-06-27 13:05:50 UTC
If you find yourself pretending that the rats you're shooting are trash talking you in local for your 'pvp prowess....'

Yoooou might be a blue neck.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#4 - 2014-06-27 13:11:34 UTC
"If you buy 25 toons from the Character Bazaar just so you can fleet fight yourself......You might be a blueneck"

Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#5 - 2014-06-27 13:13:59 UTC
Anslo
Scope Works
#6 - 2014-06-27 13:14:59 UTC
If you're used to doing every single house chore while sitting on a titan and knowing that fleet will still be there when you're back waiting to hotdrop that crow in the asteroid belt in the system next door.

You might be a blue neck.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Doreen Kaundur
#7 - 2014-06-27 13:18:53 UTC
Came her expecting a thread on Smurfs. Left disappointed. Sad

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#8 - 2014-06-27 13:21:10 UTC
If you live in Nullsec you might be a blueneck...

...

Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#9 - 2014-06-27 13:22:06 UTC
If your in RvB and not in Red Federation you might be a blueneck...

...

Marsha Mallow
#10 - 2014-06-27 13:25:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Marsha Mallow
If you scream in horror at the idea of travelling more than 5 jumps by gate and insist on a Titan bridge, you might be a blueneck

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
#11 - 2014-06-27 13:57:07 UTC
Anslo wrote:
If you find yourself pretending that the rats you're shooting are trash talking you in local for your 'pvp prowess....'.


That reminds me,

You still collecting "Tear Bounties" on your blog?

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#12 - 2014-06-27 16:55:52 UTC
"If you AFK mine ABC ores......You might be a blueneck"

Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com

Iain Cariaba
#13 - 2014-06-27 17:39:52 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
Came her expecting a thread on Smurfs. Left disappointed. Sad

If you came in this thread expecting Smurfs, you are definitly a blueneck.
Marsha Mallow
#14 - 2014-06-27 17:52:57 UTC
If you start hyperventilating in highsec because of all the neutrals, you might be a blueneck

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Anslo
Scope Works
#15 - 2014-06-27 21:34:50 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Anslo wrote:
If you find yourself pretending that the rats you're shooting are trash talking you in local for your 'pvp prowess....'.


That reminds me,

You still collecting "Tear Bounties" on your blog?


Dunno, I haven't updated that **** in so long. I'm too busy with Scope now.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#16 - 2014-06-27 23:47:37 UTC
"If you think that Jita and VFK are the same system.....You might be a blueneck"

Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#17 - 2014-06-28 00:00:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
If you warp to 200 moons and don't get shot by a single POS...


Yooouuuu might be a blueneck.

*Or you may have warped to the only 200 POSs that have been setup correctly that don't WTFBBQ blues.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-06-28 01:38:15 UTC
If you've been to several dozen POS bashes but you don't know what the Starbase Defense Management skill is for...you might be a blueneck.

If you consider a warp disruptor one of the most important modules on a ratting ship...you might be a blueneck.

If you believe that a shield booster is a high slot module...you might be a blueneck.

If you believe that titans and supercarriers cannot be scrammed...well you might be a news reporter that has never played EVE...or a highbear




If you're a member of Red Federation.....

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#19 - 2014-06-28 02:56:57 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
If you warp to 200 moons and don't get shot by a single POS...


Yooouuuu might be a blueneck.

*Or you may have warped to the only 200 POSs that have been setup correctly that don't WTFBBQ blues.


If you read this post and thought "capsule", you might be a blueneck...
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
Pandemic Horde
#20 - 2014-06-28 03:26:53 UTC
If you think that the part of space with the most ship kills is somehow 'safer' than the space that has magical space police who ALWAYS get the bad guy, you might be a High Neck.

Opps, wrong thread, sorry.
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