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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2014-06-26 16:50:44 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.


You have pidgins???? I have to deliver the note myself. On foot. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#42 - 2014-06-26 16:55:21 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.


You have pidgins???? I have to deliver the note myself. On foot. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow.



You have snow, I have to tread lava! In SPACE.

(Why does this remind me of the old folks home my grand father lived his last years in lol, old dudes sitting around playing cards proclaiming how much worse it was for them than it was for the others Big smile )
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#43 - 2014-06-26 17:21:31 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.


Small problem.. the last message you sent me wasn't sealed enough, and some rain made the ink bleed. Im going to deem it packet loss at this point. I sent back an error message, if the return pigeon doesn't arrive in the next 2 weeks, we will need to consider a closed socket situation.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Anke Eyrou
Hades Sisters
#44 - 2014-06-26 18:46:01 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.


You have pidgins???? I have to deliver the note myself. On foot. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow.



You have snow, I have to tread lava! In SPACE.

(Why does this remind me of the old folks home my grand father lived his last years in lol, old dudes sitting around playing cards proclaiming how much worse it was for them than it was for the others Big smile )


Just what I was thinking.

I expect to get this post deleted or locked. So much for freedom of expression.

Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#45 - 2014-06-26 18:49:34 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.


Small problem.. the last message you sent me wasn't sealed enough, and some rain made the ink bleed. Im going to deem it packet loss at this point. I sent back an error message, if the return pigeon doesn't arrive in the next 2 weeks, we will need to consider a closed socket situation.


My gun icon has been blinking red for 2 years now, DIe damn it.

Gonna upgrade my pidgens to these bad mofos next month, then we'll see who has the last laugh 6 months from now when you explode!
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