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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2014-06-24 19:05:12 UTC
But I'm too poor to buy those ships anyways :(

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#22 - 2014-06-24 20:25:09 UTC
Vyktor Abyss wrote:
Seems a bit big for just 3 fixes or whatnot... but ho hum, probably tonnes of background gumpf we don't need to know about like usual.


Seriously. I thought it would be tiny, but it's been downloading for 8 minutes, and I have to update 3 clients.

Grrrrrrrrr....................

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#23 - 2014-06-24 20:30:37 UTC
NekoKitten wrote:
Todays patch is 229 MB, isnt that a bit much for a few fixes ? What else is in it ?


228.5MB of psssssshhhhhhh.


Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
KIller Wabbit
MEME Thoughts
#24 - 2014-06-24 21:30:12 UTC
Lena Lazair wrote:
NekoKitten wrote:
Todays patch is 229 MB, isnt that a bit much for a few fixes ? What else is in it ?


Quote:

Mordu ships should now have functioning ship sounds
Click/pop removed from many booster sounds


Sound files are big, m'kay?


EVE has sound? For why?
Gizan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-06-24 21:51:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Gizan
229.17 MB of what? EVE DOESNT HAVE SOUND PEOPLE!! DONT LISTEN TO THE MAN!
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#26 - 2014-06-24 22:51:39 UTC
"The chat window doesn't lose focus when docking or receiving chat invites."



FINALLY

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#27 - 2014-06-24 23:49:02 UTC
Well, I will chime in here and say that a 229 meg patch is just PSSSSHHHHHHH and that having to download updates to a online game in order to play a online game is even more PSSSHHHHHHHHH and that any update that happens to be larger in size then I personally find acceptable for my own unique reasons....... I will have to get angry and yell at CCP.

COME ON CCP. Did you even stop and think about the customers who are connecting using a Commodore 64 with 80 baud dial up connections? Can we please limit any patch to no more then 200KB of data?
Cancel Align NOW
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2014-06-24 23:56:45 UTC
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Well, I will chime in here and say that a 229 meg patch is just PSSSSHHHHHHH and that having to download updates to a online game in order to play a online game is even more PSSSHHHHHHHHH and that any update that happens to be larger in size then I personally find acceptable for my own unique reasons....... I will have to get angry and yell at CCP.

COME ON CCP. Did you even stop and think about the customers who are connecting using a Commodore 64 with 80 baud dial up connections? Can we please limit any patch to no more then 200KB of data?


I agree with your sentiment but you are trying a little too hard dear.
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#29 - 2014-06-25 00:02:55 UTC
Cancel Align NOW wrote:


I agree with your sentiment but you are trying a little too hard dear.


Yeah. Should have just gone with

LOL TL;DR GRRRR CCP

Oh well, live and learn :P
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#30 - 2014-06-25 00:11:13 UTC
.... and still no "animated skull" video effect, with that hideous yet cool disembodied laugh, as the frozen corpse drifts through space...

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Terra Tal
OperatorAsDuck
#31 - 2014-06-25 01:48:12 UTC
Just saying 5minutes of high def sound is at max 10mb. Usually smaller. What I hope it really fixed is everyone dropping off the server randomly since the last patch.
45thtiger 0109
Pan-Intergalatic Business Community
#32 - 2014-06-25 01:50:08 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
NekoKitten wrote:
Todays patch is 229 MB, isnt that a bit much for a few fixes ? What else is in it ?


228.5MB of psssssshhhhhhh.





229 MB of pssssssshhhhhhhhh fart sounds that ccp had put into the game for your enjoyment LolCoolP

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Serene Repose
#33 - 2014-06-25 11:18:03 UTC
Today's patch was designed to give you the impression there are people actually working at CCP and they're not just taking your money to fund a non-stop Jaegermeister jag. And, I bet you thought they had something to do with computer programming!

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#34 - 2014-06-25 14:48:25 UTC
Vyktor Abyss wrote:
Maybe if you ask them nicely?


I doubt anyone here knows how to do that anymore. It's always, "BAH, CCP no patch notes...you doing it wrong, [generic *****] [generic whine] [generic complaint] about not keeping players in the loop, etc."

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Tracy Smith
Doomheim
#35 - 2014-06-25 15:28:16 UTC
Did they patch back in 'Below The Asteroids'? I've not heard it since I started playing again Cry
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#36 - 2014-06-26 12:34:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Owen Levanth
DJentropy Ovaert wrote:
Well, I will chime in here and say that a 229 meg patch is just PSSSSHHHHHHH and that having to download updates to a online game in order to play a online game is even more PSSSHHHHHHHHH and that any update that happens to be larger in size then I personally find acceptable for my own unique reasons....... I will have to get angry and yell at CCP.

COME ON CCP. Did you even stop and think about the customers who are connecting using a Commodore 64 with 80 baud dial up connections? Can we please limit any patch to no more then 200KB of data?


Waiting for more then half an hour would still be far too harsh. CCP, please limit patch sizes to 20 KB, thanks. Should be about four minutes at most. This way even C 64 users with their 80 baud connections should be satisfied.
Erin Crawford
#37 - 2014-06-26 12:53:01 UTC
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!

"Those who talk don’t know. Those who know don’t talk. "
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#38 - 2014-06-26 13:01:13 UTC
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.
Shpenat
Ironman Inc.
Transgress
#39 - 2014-06-26 16:43:35 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.


Yay for practical use of IPoAC protocol.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#40 - 2014-06-26 16:44:29 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Erin Crawford wrote:
Pfff! ...80 baud dial up shmile up! 20KB shmilobytes! All the complaining!

You people have no idea how privileged you are! I live in the Yanomami jungle and am requesting CCP send out all their future updates via smoke signals!


Pshhhh, you and your fancy smoke signals and Commodore 64s. I play EVE on an Abacus. When I want to aggress someone, I attach a note to a carrier pidgin's leg and send it flying to the house of the guy I'm trying to shoot. The note says 'pew, pew'.


Crossbows and Catapults has better ping though

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