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What does a Corp have to have for you to join it?
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#21 - 2014-06-24 04:39:59 UTC
Studded codpieces.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#22 - 2014-06-24 04:51:12 UTC
Weekly teamspeak performances of the mikado.


And boobs

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#23 - 2014-06-24 05:11:13 UTC
People, fun, cookies and explosions.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Winchester Steele
#24 - 2014-06-24 05:14:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Winchester Steele
Orca Mining Ops.

Tender whale meat nestled deep in a tantalizing bed of faction-fit afk hulks. Cool

The kind of corp that makes you go "damn I wish I had more points on this Moa."

...

Erin Torador
Doomheim
#25 - 2014-06-24 05:58:39 UTC
Never understood why people are afraid to give the CEO's API's. Most of them have no idea what they are anyway and will just put that as a requirement to filter out some obvious awoxers.
Dex Lysia
Doomheim
#26 - 2014-06-24 06:17:33 UTC
Erin Torador wrote:
Never understood why people are afraid to give the CEO's API's.

You are the perfect recruit!
Luwc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-06-24 06:20:24 UTC
Content.

If you find the right corp you can have access to every content in this game.
Solo... you will most likely get frustrated sooner or later.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#28 - 2014-06-24 08:40:09 UTC
Dental plan!



(er..uhm...ok, I apologize...I just couldn't resist.... just put me on ignore and be done with it.)

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#29 - 2014-06-24 08:44:49 UTC
Has to be a:
Religious, role playing mining guild, have group activities and singing Kumbaya songs on comms on the weekends.
Raid times/requirements:
400+ ILVL
18.00-23.00 Must have raidcall.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Grenadier Greyback
May Cause Irritation
#30 - 2014-06-24 09:00:52 UTC
Piñata's, lots of juicy piñata's

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Mithandra
B.O.P Supplication For Glorious
Dracarys.
#31 - 2014-06-24 09:55:16 UTC
More than 3 people and their 50 alts

Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#32 - 2014-06-24 10:18:06 UTC
At the very least some sort of basic instructions how to deal with wardecs.

This goes together with strict standards to deal with whiners, incompetents and outright morons.

Je suis Paris // Köln // Brüssel // Orlando // Nice // Würzburg, München, Ansbach // Saint-Étienne-du-Rouvray

Je suis Berlin // Fort Lauderdale // London // St. Petersburg // Stockholm

Je suis [?]
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#33 - 2014-06-24 10:46:03 UTC
Winchester Steele wrote:
Orca Mining Ops.

Tender whale meat nestled deep in a tantalizing bed of faction-fit afk hulks. Cool

The kind of corp that makes you go "damn I wish I had more points on this Moa."


Why do you need points? By the time they figure out something happened, you'll be petting their corpses at a safe.

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I invented Tiericide
Lord LazyGhost
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2014-06-24 11:24:28 UTC
if you have to ask you have not got it :)
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#35 - 2014-06-24 12:19:31 UTC
A full corp hanger and lax security policies
Vyktor Abyss
Abyss Research
#36 - 2014-06-24 12:32:10 UTC
1. A good leader (preferably with something in common like nationality, age, sense of humour or in game aspirations)
2. Active members
3. Mature members (not in terms of SP)
4. A welcoming nature
Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2014-06-24 12:51:50 UTC
tea and biscuits.

why yes, i am British, why do you ask?

srs answer: a feeling of 'home' when you find a corp you're comfy in, where you get along, you know the people you fly with, and couldn't really imagine being in another corp. that's home.

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#38 - 2014-06-24 12:53:34 UTC
A family rock band

And a purpose above and beyond "Lets mine rocks because... uhm... what was the question?"

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#39 - 2014-06-24 13:39:20 UTC
Marcus Gord wrote:
srs answer: a feeling of 'home' when you find a corp you're comfy in, where you get along, you know the people you fly with, and couldn't really imagine being in another corp. that's home.


pretty much.
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#40 - 2014-06-24 13:45:50 UTC
standards.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.