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So you have just become CCPs new CEO!

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ImYourMom
Retribution Holdings Corp
Retribution.
#1 - 2014-06-23 09:42:27 UTC
So what would you do if you became CCPs new CEO?
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#2 - 2014-06-23 09:44:13 UTC
Huge shoulderpads to everyone.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-06-23 09:44:24 UTC
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#4 - 2014-06-23 09:47:27 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

This.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#5 - 2014-06-23 09:47:54 UTC
Make some serious headway in WoD.

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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#6 - 2014-06-23 09:52:06 UTC
Allow sov in highsec

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#7 - 2014-06-23 09:58:03 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

This.


Confirming.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#8 - 2014-06-23 10:09:04 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

This.


Confirming.


That.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2014-06-23 10:11:28 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

This.


Confirming.


That.

This.

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Pine Marten
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-06-23 10:17:35 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

This.


Confirming.


That.

This.

All that.
ImYourMom
Retribution Holdings Corp
Retribution.
#11 - 2014-06-23 10:17:48 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

This.


Confirming.


That.

This.


Lol I was hoping for, what I would change, make better, etc etc but this is interesting :)
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#12 - 2014-06-23 10:20:47 UTC
ImYourMom wrote:
Lol I was hoping for, what I would change, make better, etc etc but this is interesting :)

Well....

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#13 - 2014-06-23 10:31:35 UTC  |  Edited by: KnowUsByTheDead
Pine Marten wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.




All that.


To pick up where we left off....

I think this covers it.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#14 - 2014-06-23 10:36:50 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Pine Marten wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.




All that.


To pick up where we left off....

I think this covers it.
Indeed. All of that.

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TigerXtrm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2014-06-23 10:45:28 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.

This.


More this.

Disclaimer: EA is a horrible company and if Hillmarr happens to read this and gets any ideas; I will never play this game again if EA owns it. So don't sell it please. I'm just a huge hypocrite.

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Night9
Temple of Tuvan Orth
Guardians of Tranquility
#16 - 2014-06-23 10:47:53 UTC
Enforced the implementation of destructible stations ASAP.
Anomaly One
Doomheim
#17 - 2014-06-23 10:52:55 UTC
Change FW mechanics to discourage FW plex alts

Psychotic Monk for CSM9 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 you want content in highsec? vote Monk
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#18 - 2014-06-23 10:59:24 UTC
TigerXtrm wrote:


Disclaimer: EA is a horrible company and if Hillmarr happens to read this and gets any ideas; I will never play this game again if EA owns it. So don't sell it please. I'm just a huge hypocrite.


At least he admits it. Blink

That being said...

I think this is the best course of action...

Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.


Just saying.

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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Spectral Tiger
#19 - 2014-06-23 11:03:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Spectral Tiger
Stamp out suicide ganking in high sec.
Kezia The Accused
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-06-23 11:22:00 UTC
Spectral Tiger wrote:
Stamp out ganking in high sec.


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Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck.


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